Bag Of Pistachios

[Dunk]

I got a huge bag of pistachios here. I am on auto shell, and pop. One right after the other. I am a machine.

Every time i wanna stop i see another one in the bag hangin half way out of its shell. It's like a sin if i dont eat it.

 

[pintoca]

watch out for the rotten ones, little fuckers, you don't notice them until it's too late

 

[Frisky]

I got a huge bag of pistachios here. I am on auto shell, and pop. One right after the other. I am a machine.

Every time i wanna stop i see another one in the bag hangin half way out of its shell. It's like a sin if i dont eat it.

Once i start eating those I can't stop.. then my tongue gets all tender from all the salt.

 

[moose11]

mmm nuts

 

[eat big]

Ok well pistachios are by far my favorite snack food. My mom got me a 4lb. bag at the Costco and I ate it in a week. The last one tastes as good as the first. I have a callous on my finger from where I break open the shells. The bad one's look good but then you bite into them and they crumble easily and taste like shit.

 

[Dunk]

watch out for the rotten ones, little fuckers, you don't notice them until it's too late

I have a good eye for rotten ones. Even if that shell is sealed up tighter than...(i just went thru all the EF chicks in my head and couldn't find one snatch to compare tightness too).

 

[pintoca]

I have a good eye for rotten ones. Even if that shell is sealed up tighter than...(i just went thru all the EF chicks in my head and could find one snatch to compare tightness too).

COULDN'T

that is a BIG mistake right there, it could give newbies the wrong impression

 

[Dunk]

COULDN'T

that is a BIG mistake right there, it could give newbies the wrong impression

Nice save Baba Ganoush

 

[Frisky]

Nice save Baba Ganoush

Fuck! You changed it before i quoted you.

 

[pintoca]

shelled pistachios don't taste half as good... must be the chase and the victory feeling of popping them open. I saw a program on Pistachio farmers in Sicily... those MFers make some Pistachio pasta sauce that looked retardedly delicious