Backhanded compliment or direct insult? You be the judge, fuckos

[Bikini Mod]

From a woman's perspective, definitely choice number 1.

 

[KillahBee]

Fair enough, BM.

but what about from your perspective?

 

[Taps]

Does it really matter? You gettin' some ass, homes.

 

[KillahBee]

Does it really matter? You gettin' some ass, homes.

nah, not really. but I think it's fun to analyze people.

 

[jnevin]

This is the kind of situation that can turn into a relationship that's not a relationship that wasn't supposed to be a relationship. You're comfortable enough to bump uglies and are still friends. No pressure. Next thing you do it and stay at the one's house, which is fine because it doesn't mean anything. Then you kind of start doing shit together but aren't together, so it's ok. Then you actually give a shit if they have plans with someone else. Next thing you know, there's scented soaps in your bathroom, tampons in the medicine cabinet, and she is cuddling with you while you try to watch football.

I've seen it a million times.

Worst part? You won't really mind it.

 

[KillahBee]

This is the kind of situation that can turn into a relationship that's not a relationship that wasn't supposed to be a relationship. You're comfortable enough to bump uglies and are still friends. No pressure. Next thing you do it and stay at the one's house, which is fine because it doesn't mean anything. Then you kind of start doing shit together but aren't together, so it's ok. Then you actually give a shit if they have plans with someone else. Next thing you know, there's scented soaps in your bathroom, tampons in the medicine cabinet, and she is cuddling with you while you try to watch football.

I've seen it a million times.

Worst part? You won't really mind it.

dude, I got that covered before the girl even comes over.

P-I-M-P

 

[Bikini Mod]

Fair enough, BM.

but what about from your perspective?

If you wish for brutal honesty?

I would NEVER make a comment like that as I prefer to do my fucking stone cold sober with the lights on.

I am far too old to deal with lackluster ass and I dont NEED to justify my behavior to anyone. I am an adult.

If I am going to bed a man then it will because I want to be there too. Why would I bed a man that it would be an embarrassment to me if other people found out I fucked him? I have a vibrator that does me just fine. No need for apologies or that uncomfortable, "You can get off me and leave now" bullshit. I dont have to deal with the shmuck keeping me up all night snoring. Nor do I have to be pissed that he didnt make me eggs before I kicked him out in the morning.

Feel me?

 

[jnevin]

dude, I got that covered before the girl even comes over.

P-I-M-P

I used to keep dem shits too for when I'd have parties. Just the thoughtful host I am.

 

[Sub-Zero]

it means shes almost as cheap as your mother and would give it up provided you paid for her drinks

 

[manny78]

So, apparently a girl I worked with the last few weeks said of me:

"He is definitely a guy I would get drunk with and have a one night stand"

Now, this can be taken 1 of 2 ways:

1) I would fuck him, but I wouldn't want anyone to know. I would need alcohol as an excuse for fucking him

2) He would be a great dude to hang with and get wild with, but is definitely not boyfriend material


To put it in context, I spent a lot of time with this chick and most of it was filled with inappropriate talk. I definitely made it known that I am sort of a scumbag, but a scumbag that gets real animalistic in the sack. And she let it be known that she liked that shit and was all about having fun.

Thoughts?

That means, you're no BF material for her, just good for a one night and only after she got drunk. So sober you'd just be her gay friend.