For the record, I still never said I can't give a girl an orgasm. All I said is I've never met a girl that has had the ability to orgasm through intercourse strictly.
I won't spell it out for you since I know you'd be bored of hearing about these heterosexual things I like to do. Next time I get in the mood to get creative, I'll whip up a nice little fairy tale about male ass eating or something just to make you more at home. Forgive me for not going through the lengths to make such an attempt at a flame like yours. Although it is creative, it's just a bit childish and talking about kitchen appliances in bodily orifices isn't my idea of fun...but hey, if it turns you on, I have a cute little blender sittin right here....eh?