Attack Of The Clones Review. Warning, Angry Irrationality Inside.

[sigweed]

im gonna be honest, im not a huge star trek fan, but I really really liked Attack of the Clones! I disagree with almost everything in the article, except the good stuff. Admitadly it did help that Natalie Portman is so incredible sexy, but I thought she did a wonderful job acting, along with Hayden Christiensen (sp?). THe fight scenes gave me goose bumps and thought the characters were awesome. I don't understand why everyone hated it, but I would recommend it to everyone! (note: if you don't like it, dont bitch to me)

 

[havoc]

I did not read too many posts, due to the "sleeping aid" film I just saw called "attack of the clones", it should be called "attack of the coma" because thats what I was in about an hour into it, this movie was horrific, its on a new level of suck, can't believe I payed for it, I was really anticipating it, what a let down, piece of pure, sloppy, modernized, digital, cartoonish SHIT. peace

 

[madbomber31]

2 ton hoss wants better actors??? better than jimmy smits? wishful thinking buddy!!!


(oh my god, is that sarcasm?)

JIMMY FUCKING SMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lucas is lucky the ending entertained me or i'd be standing in lines everywhere spoiling this movie for all those fucking dorks dressed up as luke.

 

[J-DAM]

I thought it was pretty badass.. Yoda is the coolest.

Y'all are just haters.

 

[OMEGA]

I did not read too many posts, due to the "sleeping aid" film I just saw called "attack of the clones", it should be called "attack of the coma" because thats what I was in about an hour into it, this movie was horrific, its on a new level of suck, can't believe I payed for it, I was really anticipating it, what a let down, piece of pure, sloppy, modernized, digital, cartoonish SHIT. peace

man if I 'll listen to anyone concerning online opinions about movies...I'll listen to you........

really was it that bad?

thanks alot


fuck .............George Lucas had so much money and time why did he have to fuck up!

 

[havoc]

man if I 'll listen to anyone concerning online opinions about movies...I'll listen to you........

really was it that bad?

thanks alot


fuck .............George Lucas had so much money and time why did he have to fuck up!

Omega, man it was REAL bad, you said "George Lucas had so much money and time why did he have to fuck up", Thats just it in my opinion, he rushed this garbage. Did not want to describe it like this.....but it was hella gay. peace

 

[madbomber31]

nah, he didnt rush it... he just decided to make it into a fucking romance novel instead of a star wars movie. it would have been far better had they cut out the silly sappy shit... oh, and had acting coaches for the cast...

 

[J-DAM]

..thats just it in my opinion..

Key part of that post.

It wasn't rushed.

For a movie that was supposed to be based on a "love-story", the was a hell of alot of action and some bad-ass fight scenes. Lots of foreshadowing (err.. backshadowing) and other tidbits to make the story more complete.

Plus, now that Ep. II has come out, the story of Ep. I makes a little more sense (just a little though).

And compared to the other big movie out now, Spiderman sucks Yoda's balls.

Is a religious experience? No..

Is it a fun movie? Hell yes.

 

[Cuts]

This movie's not even worth me wasting my time disparaging it. It was bad. Very, very bad, and stupid, and a total waste of time and money. Period.

 

[The Dude]

I loved it!! Great fun it was.