Attack Of The Clones Review. Warning, Angry Irrationality Inside.

[the nature boy]

HEHE. I DID NOT EXPECT TO LIKE THE FILM, BUT I TRIED TO GO IN WITH AS OPEN A MIND AS POSSIBLE. AS THE ARTICLE STATES, THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS WAS REVOLUTIONARY IN 1977 - AND WHEN I SAW IT THEN, IT WAS COOL, BUT I DEFINITELY ACKNOWLEDGED HOW BAD IT WAS.

JUST GO SEE IT, COME BACK AND READ THE ABOVE REVIEW, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

I will. But i'm going to wait until the hype settles and the morons thin out. going to the theater is an exercise in patience.

 

[Burning_Inside]

YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT WHAT I WANT THAT ARE NOT ECHOED IN THAT REVIEW I FOUND. YOU ARE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT WHAT THE REVIEWER WANTS THAT ARE NOT ECHOED IN THE REVIEW.

DID YOU SERIOUSLY LIKE THE MOVIE? I THOUGHT IT COULD ONLY APPEAL TO EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE THIRD GRADERS.

NO THEY'RE NOT ASSUMPTIONS, THEY'RE ASKING EXAMPLES OF WHAT HE THINKS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT WAS IN THERE AND HE THINKS HE HAS BETTER IDEAS, DOESN'T MEAN THE MOVIE WAS BAD. AND YES I LIKED THE MOVIE, IT WAS *ENTERTAINING*, YES I CAN BE ENTERTAINED BY THINGS OTHER THAN ELITE CHIX FLASHING THEIR TITS OR WRITING PEOPLE'S SCREEN NAMES ON THEMSELVES WITH LIPSTICK

 

[2 ton hoss]

NO THEY'RE NOT ASSUMPTIONS, THEY'RE ASKING EXAMPLES OF WHAT HE THINKS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT WAS IN THERE AND HE THINKS HE HAS BETTER IDEAS, DOESN'T MEAN THE MOVIE WAS BAD. AND YES I LIKED THE MOVIE, IT WAS *ENTERTAINING*, YES I CAN BE ENTERTAINED BY THINGS OTHER THAN ELITE CHIX FLASHING THEIR TITS OR WRITING PEOPLE'S SCREEN NAMES ON THEMSELVES WITH LIPSTICK

THE PROBLEM IS, YOU SUGGEST THAT HIS (AND MY) BETTER IDEAS ARE IDIOTIC, LIKE A 5 HOUR BATTLE SEQUENCE. STUFF LIKE THAT I WILL JUST CHOOSE NOT TO RESPOND TO. I DON'T HAVE BETTER IDEAS, REALLY. IF I MADE THE FILM IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIDEOUS. BUT I STILL DISLIKED IT. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I AM NOT ENTERTAINED BY WOMEN FLASHING THEMSELVES OR WRITING PEOPLES NAMES ON THEMSELVES WITH LIPSTICK. YOU ASSUME TOO MUCH ABOUT ME.

THIS MOVIE WAS NOT ENTERTAINMENT, IN MY OPINION. IT WAS PURE CHEESE. MOLDY CHEESE.

HIRING SOME BETTER ACTORS THAN PORTMAN AND CHRISTIANSEN FOR THE LEAD ROLES WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EXCELLENT FIRST STEP.

 

[smokinghawk]

I can not even begin to describe what I found wrong with this movie...

...and then he does just that...

 

[Burning_Inside]

THE PROBLEM IS, YOU SUGGEST THAT HIS (AND MY) BETTER IDEAS ARE IDIOTIC, LIKE A 5 HOUR BATTLE SEQUENCE. THAT BATTLE SEQUENCE WAS MY ASKING EXAMPLE STUFF LIKE THAT I WILL JUST CHOOSE NOT TO RESPOND TO. I DON'T HAVE BETTER IDEAS, REALLY. IF I MADE THE FILM IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIDEOUS. BUT I STILL DISLIKED IT. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? O', BELIEVE ME I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOU DISLIKED IT

I AM NOT ENTERTAINED BY WOMEN FLASHING THEMSELVES OR WRITING PEOPLES NAMES ON THEMSELVES WITH LIPSTICK. YOU ASSUME TOO MUCH ABOUT ME.AH HAH AND YOU ASSUME I MEAN YOU!!!!YOU ASSUME TOO MUCH ABOUT ME

THIS MOVIE WAS NOT ENTERTAINMENT, IN MY OPINION. IT WAS PURE CHEESE. MOLDY CHEESE.

HIRING SOME BETTER ACTORS THAN PORTMAN AND CHRISTIANSEN FOR THE LEAD ROLES WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EXCELLENT FIRST STEP.

 

[2 ton hoss]

FIRST, IF YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOUR COMMENT ABOUT A 5 HOUR BATTLE SEQUENCE WAS PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH, JUST SAY SO, AND I WILL QUIT DISCUSSING BECAUSE IT WOULD BE POINTLESS.

SECOND, NO, YOU WRITE THE WORDS, YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO CLARIFY THEM.

BASICALLY, YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO LIKES THIS KIND OF MOVIE...I THINK THAT SAYS IT ALL.

 

[the nature boy]

jeez guys lets not get into it over some movie.

 

[Burning_Inside]

FIRST, IF YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOUR COMMENT ABOUT A 5 HOUR BATTLE SEQUENCE WAS PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH, JUST SAY SO, YOU didn't write the review so I ain't puttin nuttin in yer mouth pal. AND I WILL QUIT DISCUSSING BECAUSE IT WOULD BE POINTLESS.

SECOND, NO, YOU WRITE THE WORDS, YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO CLARIFY THEM.

BASICALLY, YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO LIKES THIS KIND OF MOVIE...I THINK THAT SAYS IT ALL.

ooh hold on let me meditate and get into my kindergarten mindstate.

 

[Warik]

This crappy review makes me want to download the movie instead of see it in the theaters. Now accessing KaZaA Lite.

Ok... there... I'm now downloading like 30 different versions. Suck it, George Lucas. That's what you get for Episode I.

-Warik

 

[3Vandoo]

Note to self: Wait for Attack of the Clones to be on pay per view and on your pirated dish to see it.