as if my town couldnt get worse...enter the penis enlargement subculture

[Megalomaniac]

wtf I would use a pump, I would use viagra, I have used meth, I would get a hooker! wtf is wrong with everyone here? btw sfmonster is drunk for the first time in like a year!

 

[tiger88]

me and all my friends compare too "stack up "

we all compared...


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just add the "]" to see that pic if u wanna see it


thank god bbf aint here or this whole thread would be loadedwith cock shots

 

[Megalomaniac]

me and all my friends compare too "stack up "

we all compared...

there was this one bro who buy trojans extra magnms and show off his rubbers..well one day we saw his dick and he was prolly only 6 inchs

i just want a dick so big its screams danger

check out this cock








warning!

fucker is huge?

but is it real?

quit stealing my photos out of the sfmonster gallery. Pictures of me aren't free.

 

[tiger88]

quit stealing my photos out of the sfmonster gallery. Pictures of me aren't free.

dude! i didnt do that

i put the warning in there


i iwsh i was drunk

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bro knowing my luck, if my schlong was that schlongstrous, id eitehr jam it in a door or get charged with carrying a concealed weapon

anyway as humerous as it would be to have a ridiculously big dick, that mofo is pointing the wrong way

pwned by the hugeness of your schlong

 

[BUBBLES]

LOL, I think Feisty and Miss24k are just being silly blondes!

I mean what man dosen't want a bigger cawk?

My man doesn't need a bigger one because nothing can improve on perfect.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

^^ needs to see an optomitrist

 

[BUBBLES]

^^ needs to see an optomitrist

you talking to me punk?

maybe you need that pump after all...

 

[mountain muscle]

first, theyre not my 'boys' and secondly, if you cant find humour in a bunch of late teenage idiots spiking their friends meth with viagra on the bus and him fully hamming it up by whipping out his schlong in plain sight like a muskateer from hell in a meth rage, yelling at the bus driver to stop the bus so that they can all get off (pun intended LOL) then all of these guys doing the first good deed of their lives in taking, of all things, piles of porn dvds to this guys room and giggling like twits in the hallway while he spanks it, well, what can i say. tough crowd

Suddenly, I don't want to travel to Australia. wait, unless Miss24k will go with me.

End of shameless e flirt.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you talking to me punk?

maybe you need that pump after all...

would *I* ever get cheeky with you, jaz?

(bloody oath im talking to you, i heard rumours about brothabill...when he has sex, you hear a noise like *squish* *pop* *squish* *pop* *squish* *pop* *squish* *pop* *squish* *pop* *squish* *pop* at a hundred miles an hour as he hammers away with his little kiwifruit )