so anyway, today i was over at my local seaside gossip conference (lol) and just for a laugh, dick size came up again (pun intended) as a topic of convo. - and just in case you guys think that my gossip buddies like to talk about dicks, the topic started off about a guy who had his dose of meth spiked with viagra on the schoolbus (which had me in tears laughing, since his buddies all took their porn collection to his place so that he could spank it for half a day until his poor shlong got schlort again
) and anyway, it seems that a lot of people i know are closet penis pumpers (
) - and im just weirded out by the whole thing. i mean, these are guys i have known for a decade, and theyve been religiously pumping their manhood up with a vaccuum and secretly comparing sizes - WWWWWWTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
im never peeing in the same room as those mofos again. fuckers. i *knew* those bitches were perving
seriously though...is this common where you guys live, or is there some sort of spaz chemical in my town water supply? any guys here willing to admit to plumping/jelqing/wahtevering?
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