as if my town couldnt get worse...enter the penis enlargement subculture

[jafo]

LOL, I think Feisty and Miss24k are just being silly blondes!

I mean what man dosen't want a bigger cawk?

that would be one that has enough to ge the job done RIGHT!!!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

LOL, I think Feisty and Miss24k are just being silly blondes!

I mean what man dosen't want a bigger cawk?

i dont. you dont mess with a winning formula, bro

 

[biteme]

I guess men are just stupid about some things. Unless you have a 3 inch pecker the width of a pencil, as long as the thing gets hard and you know what to do with it, it doesn't matter how big it is. For the record, I have a giant schlong.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

I'm 43 & there's only 1 guy I've ever known that has ever owned a penis pump, & he bought it just out of curiosity.

...his name was Austin Powers. Yeah baby, yeah!

 

[Miss24k]

LOL, I think Feisty and Miss24k are just being silly blondes!

I mean what man dosen't want a bigger cawk?

Is that what you think? lol

I'll tell you this, I don't want any man that sits around talking about meth, viagra and a penis pump with his boys, it's alittle too for my taste, thank you!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Is that what you think? lol

I'll tell you this, I don't want any man that sits around talking about meth, viagra and a penis pump with his boys, it's alittle too for my taste, thank you!

first, theyre not my 'boys' and secondly, if you cant find humour in a bunch of late teenage idiots spiking their friends meth with viagra on the bus and him fully hamming it up by whipping out his schlong in plain sight like a muskateer from hell in a meth rage, yelling at the bus driver to stop the bus so that they can all get off (pun intended LOL) then all of these guys doing the first good deed of their lives in taking, of all things, piles of porn dvds to this guys room and giggling like twits in the hallway while he spanks it, well, what can i say. tough crowd

 

[bran987]

this is blowing my mind. for some reason "subculture" makes it even more funny.

 

[Island Son]

so.... he couldn't just wait for it to wear off or something???

btw i just discovered a friend gets hookers a couple times a week, every week... and keeps a journal of it.

 

[Island Son]

they were keeping the info from you GD, i guess you didn't measure up? You really got shafted when all the other tom dick and hairy's know the ins and outs and left you holding the bag. You must feel sad enough to start bawling.

thankyew thankyew, I'm here all week! TIP the waitress, and try the fish!! Goodnight!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

they were keeping the info from you GD, i guess you didn't measure up? You really got shafted when all the other tom dick and hairy's know the ins and outs and left you holding the bag. You must feel sad enough to start bawling.

thankyew thankyew, I'm here all week! TIP the waitress, and try the fish!! Goodnight!

its either A) they knew i would laugh my ass off at them, or B) they couldnt have me looking this good AND packing a monster schlong at the same time

spiteful mofos