as if my town couldnt get worse...enter the penis enlargement subculture

[GoldenDelicious]

so anyway, today i was over at my local seaside gossip conference (lol) and just for a laugh, dick size came up again (pun intended) as a topic of convo. - and just in case you guys think that my gossip buddies like to talk about dicks, the topic started off about a guy who had his dose of meth spiked with viagra on the schoolbus (which had me in tears laughing, since his buddies all took their porn collection to his place so that he could spank it for half a day until his poor shlong got schlort again ) and anyway, it seems that a lot of people i know are closet penis pumpers ( ) - and im just weirded out by the whole thing. i mean, these are guys i have known for a decade, and theyve been religiously pumping their manhood up with a vaccuum and secretly comparing sizes - WWWWWWTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

im never peeing in the same room as those mofos again. fuckers. i *knew* those bitches were perving

seriously though...is this common where you guys live, or is there some sort of spaz chemical in my town water supply? any guys here willing to admit to plumping/jelqing/wahtevering?

 

[EnderJE]

so anyway, today i was over at my local seaside gossip conference (lol) and just for a laugh, dick size came up again (pun intended) as a topic of convo. - and just in case you guys think that my gossip buddies like to talk about dicks, the topic started off about a guy who had his dose of meth spiked with viagra on the schoolbus (which had me in tears laughing, since his buddies all took their porn collection to his place so that he could spank it for half a day until his poor shlong got schlort again ) and anyway, it seems that a lot of people i know are closet penis pumpers ( ) - and im just weirded out by the whole thing. i mean, these are guys i have known for a decade, and theyve been religiously pumping their manhood up with a vaccuum and secretly comparing sizes - WWWWWWTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

im never peeing in the same room as those mofos again. fuckers. i *knew* those bitches were perving

seriously though...is this common where you guys live, or is there some sort of spaz chemical in my town water supply? any guys here willing to admit to plumping/jelqing/wahtevering?

I think its just you and your "friends".

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I think its just you and your "friends".

ahem. "associates".

 

[Frisky]

wow, just wow

 

[HiDnGoD]

I'm 43 & there's only 1 guy I've ever known that has ever owned a penis pump, & he bought it just out of curiosity.

 

[EnderJE]

I'm 43 & there's only 1 guy I've ever known that has ever owned a penis pump, & he bought it just out of curiosity.

Let me guess. He's a "friend" of yours.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I'm 43 & there's only 1 guy I've ever known that has ever owned a penis pump, & he bought it just out of curiosity.

bro i have never *seen* a penis pump and i now i know of 10 odd guys that talk about it like the weather? and who the hell spikes meth with viagra? and who the hell takes it on a bus?

i mean, WTF is it with this place? in the gym everyday, pumping roids on weekdays, speed/x on weekends, pumping your dick every other day....wtf does normal mean anyway

 

[HiDnGoD]

Let me guess. He's a "friend" of yours.

Yeah, he's a friend. But he's a major player & tries everything he can to learn new tricks, new ways of seducing, etc.
BTW, it's not me . I'm happily married for 14 of the past 22 years.

 

[EnderJE]

Yeah, he's a friend. But he's a major player & tries everything he can to learn new tricks, new ways of seducing, etc.
BTW, it's not me . I'm happily married for 14 of the past 22 years.

14 of the 22? Hopefully, those were the last 14 and not the first 14.

 

[feisty11975]

damn I think I need to go back to bed and wake up again. I think I may have read this thread all wrong! Eyes still trying to adjust!! I thought I read something about penis pumps, meth and viagara. Those 3 things just would not go together!!