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HappyScrappy
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gymtime said:
You're not really all that annoying.
*shhh, dude, you're totally cramping my sex symbol style. I got a Steve Buscemi meets John Waters thing going on... smokin'!
*shhh, dude, you're totally cramping my sex symbol style. I got a Steve Buscemi meets John Waters thing going on... smokin'!
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HighIntensity
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would anyone like to hear if im sexy?
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HighIntensity
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A boy asked his father, "What's the difference between potentially and realistically."
The father said,"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Sean "Puffy" Combs for one million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
So the boy asked his mom, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would!" Then he asked his sister, "Would yousleep with Sean "Puffy" Combs for one million dollars?"
The girl replied, I'd be nuts to pass that up!"
The boy thought about it for three days and went back to his dad. His father asked him if he found out the difference.
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two hoes."
The father said,"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Sean "Puffy" Combs for one million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
So the boy asked his mom, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would!" Then he asked his sister, "Would yousleep with Sean "Puffy" Combs for one million dollars?"
The girl replied, I'd be nuts to pass that up!"
The boy thought about it for three days and went back to his dad. His father asked him if he found out the difference.
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two hoes."
the nature boy
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I am a sex symbol ONLY when I'm wearing my extra small tighty whities and a black full length cape. other than that I'm a pretty regular guy.
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I have been told I was sexier when I was black
HappyScrappy
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paradox said:I got one of my senior pictures without my shirt on hung up in a pizza hut, does that count as a sex symbol?
am I the only one that has a mental image of this in the men's bathroom stall, masking tape holding it up to the inside of the door, slightly crooked, a greasy thumbprint in one corner and an odd sheen of stickiness all over it?
