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Anyone break the law lately?

Break the law this year?

  • Yeah I broke the stupid fucking law

    Votes: 203 82.5%

  • I'm a sissy

    Votes: 43 17.5%
  • Total voters
    246
I jaywalk ALL THE TIME. Seriously. I also don't wear a seat belt every now and then. Uh, I littered the other day, which actually made me feel like a piece of shit. I speed constantly. I drove drunk recently. Drugs entered my body. And I liked it.
 
Karma for KB

My recent illegal actions for this year so far include
littering
cheating on public transport fares
illegal substance possession and use
jaywalking
driving without a license (in a deserted parking lot but still illegal)
cycling in places where it is not permitted
bootlegging movies and music and pornography
(accidental) possession of pornography involving minors
small time fencing
being in a car without the seatbelt on
being intoxicated in public
masturbating in a public toilet
knowingly taking pay that's dodging income taxes
making use of how my gym's owner keeps poor track of people's consumptions
breaking the contract laws on a ship rental
sharing the same cable hookup with the neighbours
 
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Technically: I speed (sped today), jaywalk, walk while intoxicated.....

I year ago just recently (July), my probation ended -- so I'm now in the clear
 
jenscats5 said:
Technically: I speed (sped today), jaywalk, walk while intoxicated.....

I year ago just recently (July), my probation ended -- so I'm now in the clear
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Walking while drunk is illegal? How about crawling?
 
There's too many laws its ridiculous. You're bound to break one sometime.

This is why the US has the highest prison population rate of ANY country in the world.
 
KillahBee said:
Walking while drunk is illegal? How about crawling?
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Yeah, here where I am, being on the road while drunk, whether walking, bicycling, etc is illegal....Yes I was in public....

Oh, also I disturbed the peace -- but the people didn't report me.....
 
I downloaded some anime....wait its not liscenced yet so that dosn't count. Ummmmm I have supersize me sitting on my desktop that I want to watch tonight so theres your broken law.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my list would kill EFs bandwidth

but i dont masturbate in public toilets...LOL RJ WTF were you thinking?!

sex in public places sure, but..lol nah mate not having a wank :D
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Do I really have to tell you what I was thinking at the time?
 
Jacked a turkey outa season.....Yeah, I live a pathetically, boring life.
 
I exceeded the posted speed limit by a margin of over 40 MPH on the crosstown expressway on the way to work tonight. And last wednesday I injected illegaly-obtained Mexican veterinary steroids.
 
i ordered porn and im havin it sent to an Arab country.... and i also mail ordered sme stuff im sure the Army or customs frowns upon.. just crossing my fingers hoping it makes it here...

cause the last time i ordered porn i didnt get all of it.. hmmmm...
 
I speed all the time.

I don't come to complete stops at the stop signs in my subdivision.

At self checkout lanes in grocery stores I cheat the store by entering less than the actual number of produce that I buy (usually avocados) when it's a set price per item. Also by entering in the codes for other produce that is way cheaper than the more expensive one I buy. I do this with fresh salad mixes that you bag yourself. It's over $4/lb. so instead I punch the code for bean sprouts which are like $0.29/lb.

I don't always stop at a red light before making a right turn.

Driving someone else's car uninsured as I wasn't covered in their policy being under 25 outside the US.

I let the time expire in a parking meter for over two hours before returning. I have also parked without paying the meters many times.

I'm sure there is more...
 
Last few days?

Hmm... lets see I have a script for prop...somewhere...however I don't think in the united states a human being can take boldenone or winstrol depot legally.

Public intoxication

Downloading pirated software and movies.

Public indecency.
 
Breaking the law, breaking the law
 
Nvr, I love the shit you weigh out yourself and the self checkout lanes. I get macadamia nutts for like $1 a lbs now. I hate large corperations anyways. They shit on thier employees and deserve to be fucked over as often as possible.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Nvr, I love the shit you weigh out yourself and the self checkout lanes. I get macadamia nutts for like $1 a lbs now. I hate large corperations anyways. They shit on thier employees and deserve to be fucked over as often as possible.
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I love it too! In Florida these self check out suck ass though. You don't actually get to pay at the register like you do in Michigan and Canada. You scan your shit, get a receipt and then take it to an actual cashier to pay. Even if you have a credit card.

The first time I did it I was scared shitless. The check out said please wait for cashier assistance. A lady came over and just said okay just go ahead. I thought she was going to see that I punched in the code for something other than what I had. Haha! My boyfriend taught me to that.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I love it too! In Florida these self check out suck ass though. You don't actually get to pay at the register like you do in Michigan and Canada. You scan your shit, get a receipt and then take it to an actual cashier to pay. Even if you have a credit card.

The first time I did it I was scared shitless. The check out said please wait for cashier assistance. A lady came over and just said okay just go ahead. I thought she was going to see that I punched in the code for something other than what I had. Haha! My boyfriend taught me to that.
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The one's here you have a scale bythe stuff you weigh you, and you key in a 5 digit code for whatever you are weighing and it prints a scanable sticker. The self checkout only makes sure everything weighs what it should thatyou scan (including milk, boxed stuff etc). It takes credit cards, cash etc right there. One cashier sits back and observes all of them from a distance. They think they are saving money by paying less cashiers. Taking jobs from the little people. Fuck them.
 
The ones here don't weigh the stuff you have scanned which is probably why they have a cashier who looks at your receipt and the items in your bags before you pay. I guess if you didn't scan something but it was in your bag they'd make you pay or arrest you or who knows.

The ones I saw in MI and ON had scales right there where you bagged your groceries which weighed everything to make sure you only bagged what you scanned.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
The ones I saw in MI and ON had scales right there where you bagged your groceries which weighed everything to make sure you only bagged what you scanned.
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Right, that is what they do here. All the big stores have them now.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Last few days?

Hmm... lets see I have a script for prop...somewhere...however I don't think in the united states a human being can take boldenone or winstrol depot legally.

Public intoxication

Downloading pirated software and movies.

Public indecency.
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How did you get a script for prop at your age?
 
string_bean00 said:
How did you get a script for prop at your age?
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My test was very low post cycle awhile back (we took it 5 days after coming off short chain esters), knew a doctor who used to bodybuild and does his own scripts now (he uses test cyp and hgh year round), so he is cool about it. He has written scripts for prop, cyp and deca in the past. It might be expired now actually though. Need to check later.
 
I speed,

jaywalk,

park in people's spaces,

drive through the red lights only because I know there isn't a camera to catch me in the act and I cannot be arsed to wait for the damn thing to change,

hmm..that is IT!
 
Speeding, on regular basis. But I am careful enough not to get a ticket in 3 years.
Never intentionally break a red, but occasionally it may turn red just before you enter the intersection.
Using AAS.
 
i drive my car, while i am driving i speed, wui (walking under the influence, its my version of being drunk in pubic), pirating music, avoid police by going realyl really fast, not sure if that is a violation or not but it probably is, and i was just being myself, which certainly should be illegal
 
jenscats5 said:
Technically: I speed (sped today), jaywalk, walk while intoxicated.....

I year ago just recently (July), my probation ended -- so I'm now in the clear
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What were you on probation for Jens!? DUI or something?
 
ChewYxRage said:
What were you on probation for Jens!? DUI or something?
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I was on vacation, came back & was unloading my car. I had to stop in the street, it being 1 way while I unloaded the luggage. Lady pulled up & proceeded to lay on the horn -- repeatedly. I yelled at her. She put out a warrant for my arrest. Got bumped down to "harrassment."
 
jenscats5 said:
I was on vacation, came back & was unloading my car. I had to stop in the street, it being 1 way while I unloaded the luggage. Lady pulled up & proceeded to lay on the horn -- repeatedly. I yelled at her. She put out a warrant for my arrest. Got bumped down to "harrassment."
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WTF

Did you try to fight it? Fuck that, she was harassing you
 
ChewYxRage said:
WTF

Did you try to fight it? Fuck that, she was harassing you
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Well, yeah I had a lawyer but the original charges were: Terroristic threatening, conspiracy + something else. They dropped the charges & gave me 6 months probation + a fine for yelling at her. Well, when I yelled at her I called her names. :rolleyes: She was claiming I threatened to kill her. :rolleyes:

I actually never knew I had a warrant out for my arrest cuz she went down & filed.....it was months later when my hubby had to renew his drivers license & they wouldn't do it cuz of the warrant -- she put it out on both of us.

It's a long story which won't make a lot of sense typing it out......
 
Apparently ,according to other boards, me being on this board replying is against the law. Cause the feds are watching . Is someone knocking at my door right now?
 
KenBraggofCarroltonGA said:
Apparently ,according to other boards, me being on this board replying is against the law. Cause the feds are watching . Is someone knocking at my door right now?
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You elite specifically? lol, what boards
 
I farted after using the smith machine. reaaaaally stinky one. as everyone started gagging, i snuck my way to the locker room and came back out. i walked over to everyone and said "Man, who shat in thier drawers. Someone reaally stinks!!!" Is that breaking the "gym protein fart law 101"?
 
I speed everyday by at least about 20mph over the posted speed limit.
135 in a 35
Driving without a liscense
Driving without insurance
Driving without a front plate
Jaywalking
Firing a weapon on public property without a liscense (i'm not sure what the law is but I had to of broken one)
Theft (many times)
I lied in a witness report
Vandalism
Trespassing
Evading arrest (got away, woo woo)
some stuff with illegal drugs
some stuff involving minors and alcohol

The only one I get caught for was doing 60 in a 40 tho. The cop forgot that I didnt have my insurance or front plate luckily.

More stuff is coming back to me.

All the dumb traffic laws like stop signs and red lights.
I took one of those catilpillar things (the excatvation machines) i didnt "steal" it but i drove it to get a car out of a ditch an i had no idea how.

Ok thats it for now. I forgot some.
 
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Lupercal CATS said:
I speed everyday by at least about 20mph over the posted speed limit.
135 in a 35
Driving without a liscense
Driving without insurance
Driving without a front plate
Jaywalking
Firing a weapon on public property without a liscense (i'm not sure what the law is but I had to of broken one)
Theft (many times)
I lied in a witness report
Vandalism
Trespassing
Evading arrest (got away, woo woo)
some stuff with illegal drugs
some stuff involving minors and alcohol

The only one I get caught for was doing 60 in a 40 tho. The cop forgot that I didnt have my insurance or front plate luckily.

More stuff is coming back to me.

All the dumb traffic laws like stop signs and red lights.
I took one of those catilpillar things (the excatvation machines) i didnt "steal" it but i drove it to get a car out of a ditch an i had no idea how.

Ok thats it for now. I forgot some.
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scum.
 
8 counts importing a controlled substance
22 counts possession of a controlled substance with intent to traffic
1 count possession of proceeds of crime

holla.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I speed all the time.

At self checkout lanes in grocery stores I cheat the store by entering less than the actual number of produce that I buy (usually avocados) when it's a set price per item. Also by entering in the codes for other produce that is way cheaper than the more expensive one I buy. I do this with fresh salad mixes that you bag yourself. It's over $4/lb. so instead I punch the code for bean sprouts which are like $0.29/lb.
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At a major grocery chain where i live there was a scandal uncovered where the grocery chain was underweighing their products yet charging full weight price... so i dont see this as being any worse than what they are doing to us...
 
samantha4u said:
I peed in my back yard today. I didn't stop fully at a stop sign or two. I jogged on the wrong side of the road.
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1.I seem to pee in my yard often, I think I got that from all my years in the Army!
2.I had two bar fights which I don't recommend since I was stabbed in one of them.
3.I streaked down a main street for my Alumni Fraternity party with a Gorillia head on me!
4.Speed every day and seem to not come to a complete stop at stop signs most of the time.
5.Public Sex.
6. Sold Dish Sat Cards
7. Digested some illegal things.
8. Sneaked into a Movie theatre.
9. Was driving w/a suspended license and didn't even know it.
10. Rode a riding lawnmore to cutt my yard & neighbors while drunk!! Yea they will give you a Dui for this!
11. Gave alcohol to my cousin who is only 19 but in the Army! Stupid....Law
12. I had a few BJ's which is against the law here!

Well I know I've had more but can't think right now.
 
Robert Jan said:
Karma for KB

My recent illegal actions for this year so far include
littering
cheating on public transport fares
illegal substance possession and use
jaywalking
driving without a license (in a deserted parking lot but still illegal)
cycling in places where it is not permitted
bootlegging movies and music and pornography
(accidental) possession of pornography involving minors
small time fencing
being in a car without the seatbelt on
being intoxicated in public
masturbating in a public toilet
knowingly taking pay that's dodging income taxes
making use of how my gym's owner keeps poor track of people's consumptions
breaking the contract laws on a ship rental
sharing the same cable hookup with the neighbours
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Damn Bro masturbating in a public toilet? You must have seen one fine as chick and was so damn horny from some Test that you had to go right there. Or you could have been in a strip club and just felt like U had to get off right then! I just don't know but damn that was funny!
 
jenscats5 said:
Well, yeah I had a lawyer but the original charges were: Terroristic threatening, conspiracy + something else. They dropped the charges & gave me 6 months probation + a fine for yelling at her. Well, when I yelled at her I called her names. :rolleyes: She was claiming I threatened to kill her. :rolleyes:

I actually never knew I had a warrant out for my arrest cuz she went down & filed.....it was months later when my hubby had to renew his drivers license & they wouldn't do it cuz of the warrant -- she put it out on both of us.

It's a long story which won't make a lot of sense typing it out......
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Damn where the Hell you live? I thought I've been screwed over some dumb shit but that is messed up! You should have got something out of it like beating her ass I've got less than 6 months probation for doing that!!!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my list would kill EFs bandwidth

but i dont masturbate in public toilets...LOL RJ WTF were you thinking?!

sex in public places sure, but..lol nah mate not having a wank :D
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WTF? I was wondering when someone was going to call him on that. Squeezing one off on a public squater? The only excuse for that is being on masive amounts of test.
 
Jaywalk everytime, Pass a redlight, didn't stop at the stop sign , went to a carpool (what I am in hurry ,lol) and speeding.

Over all I break the law whenever I am driving.
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. Suprisingly I still manage to have a good driving record.
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If I am driving my car, you can bet your ass the law will be broken.

There is a city ordinancde where I live against spitting on property that does not belong to you, believe that shit? I chew snuff, so Iguess I break the law about once every 45 seconds.
 
Hell yea fuck it, When Ya mouth is full of chew and your about to drool ,Shit ya gotta spit somewhere and what the hell half runs down the side of the truck when driving anyway. Hell even 5.0 chew and spit one spit when he had me pulled over . Ticket the double standard bastard! Tinnman
 
im breaking the law as soon as i open my eyes i dream of breaking the law breath breaking the law fuck the fucking law
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Damn Bro masturbating in a public toilet? You must have seen one fine as chick and was so damn horny from some Test that you had to go right there. Or you could have been in a strip club and just felt like U had to get off right then! I just don't know but damn that was funny!
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Been there done that....hot date that I had refrained from spanking for for 2 days! Halfway through the date I realized i would not fuck her with my dad's dick and went into a State Park bathroom and rubbed one out (just so I wasn't tempted later!). As I was doing it I was thinking of all the people who get busted for that type of thing! (Mainly politicians, though!)
 
i try to break the law as much as possible. yesterday, i ate 5 puppies and then ripped the manager of pet world's face off for saying something about it. then i went home and got ready for church. yeah-- kill everything
 
i break the law but in the safest manner. IMO if your endangering your self and noone else then who cares?
 
Robert Jan said:
Let's hear for not giving a shit
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YEAH-THE PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE-AKA THE WHORE HOUSE (CIA GETTING PROSTITUES FOR CONGRESS), LAW ENFORCEMENT-WHO WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS, ATTORNEYS-AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LISTENING TO MY PHONE CALLS-INTERUPPTING MY PHONE CALLS AND TELLING THE RECPETIONISTS NOT TO LET AN ATTORNEY TALK TO ME, DETECTIVES. THE ATTORNEYS WHO ARE DEFENDING THE ONES WHO HAS DONE SOME SERIOUS CRIMES, SUCH AS ALTERING MY PRESCRIPTIONS WHEN THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW A DENTIST TO GIVE ME MEDICAL TREATMENT, SOCIAL AND CIVIL SERVICE EMPLOYEES WHO STAGE ACTS TO COVER UP THIER LIES, THE PEOPLE AT THE POST OFFICE WHO ARE NOW SAYING THEY WERE NOT DELIVERING MY MAIL BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUNK MAIL-THAT JUNK MAIL WAS A 95.00 SUBSCRPTION TO BACKSTAGE, DALLAS PD WHO ARRESTED A BUNCH OF HISPANICS FOR DRYWALL POWDER.

YES LOTS OF PEOPLE BREAKING THE LAW!!!
 
Hmm I do nothing but break laws when I drive, I do it without even thinking about it now.

Bought, Sold, Used, illegal drugs and I enjoyed every minute of it.

DUI

Jaywalked on my way home from the bar.

Got into a fight walking home from the bar the other night. (battery/assault)

Underage Drinking (im 18)

Intoxicated in public.

Drunk and disorderly conduct.

Stole some stuff

I dunno I guess I break lots of laws, probobly more I can't think of..but who doesn't?
 
I exceed the posted speed limit by at least 20 daily, disreguard stop signs, and probly
a few other driving related laws. I also don't report 80% of the money I make (food delivery). Uhh what else... Setting off illegal fireworks which here is like anything that flies or blows up which is all the good stuff....public intoxication, DUI when riding my bicycle drunk and PI when walking home drunk.....probly some other stuff that I can't remember...
 
yeah, i broke the law. whose gonna f**king do something about it?
who can honesty say they don't break laws. I sometimes chuckle when i do it. throwing a cig. butt out the window is breaking the law. in my town, talking on a cell phone while driving is breaking the law. I am a MASSIVE repeat offender of many broken laws! i'm not coming back in my next life as anything highter than a cockroach for sure!
 
Hmm.. I speed all the time (however I am a GOOD speedy driver LOL), jaywalk, hmm, that's about all I can think of now. Not nearly as exciting as a majority of posts in this thread. I'm boring. Really.

"Every opinion tends to become the law.." Oliver Wendell Holmes was right on this one. Next thing you know, they're going to ban EVERY supplement out there. Lmao. Ban people from working out.. the Law is so screwed up.
 
Robert Jan said:
Karma for KB

My recent illegal actions for this year so far include
littering
cheating on public transport fares
illegal substance possession and use
jaywalking
driving without a license (in a deserted parking lot but still illegal)
cycling in places where it is not permitted
bootlegging movies and music and pornography
(accidental) possession of pornography involving minors
small time fencing
being in a car without the seatbelt on
being intoxicated in public
masturbating in a public toilet
knowingly taking pay that's dodging income taxes
making use of how my gym's owner keeps poor track of people's consumptions
breaking the contract laws on a ship rental
sharing the same cable hookup with the neighbours
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Cool!
 
Robert Jan said:
Let's hear for not giving a shit
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I think I break at least one law everyday. With over 4,000 federal and countless state statues on the books, it would be nearly impossible not to. For instance, I speed, don't wear seatbelts, jaywalk, and posses anabolic androgenic steroids everyday. In my younger days I've been caught being publically intoxicated and growing marijuana. It's not that I don't give a shit about the law; it's just that I'm fundementally opposed to certain laws. I feel that if I want to do things that hurt myself thats perfectly ok, as long as I do'nt hurt others or infringe on their rights.
 
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recently had 3 felonies dropped

all business disputes with my former partner

-forgery
-larceny >$250 (it was over a check for $3,888)
-utter writing

it still cost me $5,200 in legal
 
Acela said:
recently had 3 felonies dropped

all business disputes with my former partner

-forgery
-larceny >$250 (it was over a check for $3,888)
-utter writing

it still cost me $5,200 in legal
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sue the fucker in civil court to recoup your costs
 
Nothing major,but this weekend got pulled over for reckless driving. I have a modified Porsche Boxster, Twin turbo, bunch of other performance tweaks. I was sitting at a stop light ready to make a left turn...stupid ass me decides..."Hell...just redline her and pop the clutch..." I turn, slide out my ass end, hit 2nd gear and I'm going about 85 within seconds when I notice a cop two cars behind me......FUCK.....I'm on Rt 41, and on this section the speed limit is 45MPH, and I'm driving like an asshole....

He speeds up on my ass and follows me for about 1 mile, riding right on my bumper before the lights come on...pulls me over and now there are two squads behind me...I'm think "SHIT..middle aged yuppie in a Porsche, I'm fucked...."

Cop walks up to the car.."Nice car... I've never been in a Porsche before, I bet it's hard to keep the rear straight at times?"....at this point I'm eating crow.."yes Officer...i'm sorry..stupid move on my end...I only drive this car on weekends...." yadayadayada.....

Cop ask for my D.L ask me when was the last time I had a ticket..I replied not since High School..." Five minutes go by..It's Florida, I'm baking in the sun with the top down, and from thinking how screwed I am..probably three tickets...Cop walks back up..."Kenneth, Let's keep your record clean...just don't let me see you driving that way again on my street!...enjoy your weekend...."

Thank you GOD!! I told my employees on Monday..I laughed it off...most acted pissed .... "rich guys always gets a break...."....truth is I was just polite...most guys would have been a dick to the cop, and got a ticket...
 
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