Anyone break the law lately?

[Redshoteye]

I'm a klepto when I'm drunk.

 

[artrius]

does it count if you don't get caught?

 

[Lupercal CATS]

scum.

You don't know the circumstances of any of it so please don't judge.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

I will vote "NO" in the referendum for the constitutional law of the EU
My ass will get arrested for that

 

[adammiller03]

I am downloading pirated music and movies right now.

YUP! same here! cant beat free movies... oh wait free satellite tv is good too!

 

[Beachboy6294]

I peed in my back yard today. I didn't stop fully at a stop sign or two. I jogged on the wrong side of the road.

1.I seem to pee in my yard often, I think I got that from all my years in the Army!
2.I had two bar fights which I don't recommend since I was stabbed in one of them.
3.I streaked down a main street for my Alumni Fraternity party with a Gorillia head on me!
4.Speed every day and seem to not come to a complete stop at stop signs most of the time.
5.Public Sex.
6. Sold Dish Sat Cards
7. Digested some illegal things.
8. Sneaked into a Movie theatre.
9. Was driving w/a suspended license and didn't even know it.
10. Rode a riding lawnmore to cutt my yard & neighbors while drunk!! Yea they will give you a Dui for this!
11. Gave alcohol to my cousin who is only 19 but in the Army! Stupid....Law
12. I had a few BJ's which is against the law here!

Well I know I've had more but can't think right now.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Karma for KB

My recent illegal actions for this year so far include
littering
cheating on public transport fares
illegal substance possession and use
jaywalking
driving without a license (in a deserted parking lot but still illegal)
cycling in places where it is not permitted
bootlegging movies and music and pornography
(accidental) possession of pornography involving minors
small time fencing
being in a car without the seatbelt on
being intoxicated in public
masturbating in a public toilet
knowingly taking pay that's dodging income taxes
making use of how my gym's owner keeps poor track of people's consumptions
breaking the contract laws on a ship rental
sharing the same cable hookup with the neighbours

Damn Bro masturbating in a public toilet? You must have seen one fine as chick and was so damn horny from some Test that you had to go right there. Or you could have been in a strip club and just felt like U had to get off right then! I just don't know but damn that was funny!

 

[Beachboy6294]

Well, yeah I had a lawyer but the original charges were: Terroristic threatening, conspiracy + something else. They dropped the charges & gave me 6 months probation + a fine for yelling at her. Well, when I yelled at her I called her names. She was claiming I threatened to kill her.

I actually never knew I had a warrant out for my arrest cuz she went down & filed.....it was months later when my hubby had to renew his drivers license & they wouldn't do it cuz of the warrant -- she put it out on both of us.

It's a long story which won't make a lot of sense typing it out......

Damn where the Hell you live? I thought I've been screwed over some dumb shit but that is messed up! You should have got something out of it like beating her ass I've got less than 6 months probation for doing that!!!

 

[pdaddy]

my list would kill EFs bandwidth

but i dont masturbate in public toilets...LOL RJ WTF were you thinking?!

sex in public places sure, but..lol nah mate not having a wank

WTF? I was wondering when someone was going to call him on that. Squeezing one off on a public squater? The only excuse for that is being on masive amounts of test.

 

[exotic_island_girl]

Jaywalk everytime, Pass a redlight, didn't stop at the stop sign , went to a carpool (what I am in hurry ,lol) and speeding.

Over all I break the law whenever I am driving.

. Suprisingly I still manage to have a good driving record.