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Fuck everyone who says anal is great. It was the nastiest fuckign thing Ive ever done. You guys are disgusting! :mad:
 
Advaik said:


The fact that my dick was full of shit, it required alot of lube, baby oil + shit does not make a good smell, it didnt slide easily, i had to stare at her back and not her tits, and many more. Worst sexual experience of my life
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well, she shoulda took care of that beforehand.

that's not how it's supposed to go down
 
Advaik said:


The fact that my dick was full of shit, it required alot of lube, baby oil + shit does not make a good smell, it didnt slide easily, i had to stare at her back and not her tits, and many more. Worst sexual experience of my life
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Why did you use lube AND baby oil??

You could use a condom so that your penis does not get feces on it.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Out of curiousity, what did you find so disgusting about it?
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The fact that my dick was full of shit, it required alot of lube, baby oil + shit does not make a good smell, it didnt slide easily, i had to stare at her back and not her tits, and many more. Worst sexual experience of my life
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Why did you use lube AND baby oil??

You could use a condom so that your penis does not get feces on it.
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Hey...how about telling the girl to clean up?
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:



Well I wasn't going to say that.

Obviously this girl lacks experience when it comes to anal.
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I like a girl to fast for a week before anal.
 
Advaik said:


she took a shit right before, it was the first time for both of us. Neither of us are ever doing it again
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You really shouldnt.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:



Well I wasn't going to say that.

Obviously this girl lacks experience when it comes to anal.
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she took a shit right before, it was the first time for both of us. Neither of us are ever doing it again
 
Maybe they thought the shit was part of the experience. Hey advaik, you didnt try anal, you guys got into some scat action.
 
Man, if I ever found ONE SPECK of shit on my dick after anal.... his name would be RUINED in this fucking town.

Bro that ain't right. It seemed that every little thing you two could have possibly done wrong, you did.

Hell, I am surprised you didn't tell us how when you were staring at her back, she had some moles sprouting hair back there.
 
Advaik said:


she took a shit right before, it was the first time for both of us. Neither of us are ever doing it again
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You know.. how in the world you two went from her dump to both of you wanting to pork her bunghole... I will never know.

May I suggest :

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anabolicmd said:
Maybe they thought the shit was part of the experience. Hey advaik, you didnt try anal, you guys got into some scat action.
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:lmao:

I bet she laughing at him secretly.
 
"Hold up babe,I'm gonna go drop this turd,then we can pick the toilet paper lint off my sphincter so you can drill for oil!Would'nt wanna be un-sexy."
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
"Hold up babe,I'm gonna go drop this turd,then we can pick the toilet paper lint off my sphincter so you can drill for oil!Would'nt wanna be un-sexy."
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i just realized she also had a ton of lint around her vagina like near the labia. wtf was that. It was nasty
 
Advaik said:


my friend just informed me it was toilet paper. His girlfriend had the same problem, but dude this chick had it all over the crevices like a ring of white. nasty i didnt want t osay anythhing though
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All this just for some pussy or in this case some horrible anal...

:FRlol:
 
Advaik said:


my friend just informed me it was toilet paper. His girlfriend had the same problem, but dude this chick had it all over the crevices like a ring of white. nasty i didnt want t osay anythhing though
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I think you are putting us on. If you arent, then your girlfriend is a p-i-g pig. Sorry bro, but thats what it sounds like. She needs to learn some hygiene basics.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


are you sure it was lint and not something else?????
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my friend just informed me it was toilet paper. His girlfriend had the same problem, but dude this chick had it all over the crevices like a ring of white. nasty i didnt want t osay anythhing though
 
Advaik said:


She's 16 and Im only the second one she's been with... does that explain anything? :confused:
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Oh, I assumed you guys were married and older. How old are you?
 
anabolicmd said:


I think you are putting us on. If you arent, then your girlfriend is a p-i-g pig. Sorry bro, but thats what it sounds like. She needs to learn some hygiene basics.
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She's 16 and Im only the second one she's been with... does that explain anything? :confused:
 
Advaik said:


19 yea yea jail bait whatever
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19/16 isnt too bad, I think. But if shes too young to take care of herself, she may just be too young.
 
Blackbeard doesn't find it disgustin' at all! He be likin' to engage in ass ramming action as well as all manner of oer filthy deeds. Why don' ye be sendin' Blackbeard a PM if ye want me mansaber to pound ye ass raw!
HAR HAR!
 
BlackbeardTheAssPirate said:
Blackbeard doesn't find it disgustin' at all! He be likin' to engage in ass ramming action as well as all manner of oer filthy deeds. Why don' ye be sendin' Blackbeard a PM if ye want me mansaber to pound ye ass raw!
HAR HAR!
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Hello Ivan.
 
I don't be knowin' Ivan, but make sure ye bring him along fer tha filthy festivities. Blackbeard likes to wrestle down two squirming bodies at once!

Walk me plank ye scurvy animals!
 
AAP said:
Man, if I ever found ONE SPECK of shit on my dick after anal.... his name would be RUINED in this fucking town.

Bro that ain't right. It seemed that every little thing you two could have possibly done wrong, you did.

Hell, I am surprised you didn't tell us how when you were staring at her back, she had some moles sprouting hair back there.
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Exactly what is it that you can do to get EVERY SPECK of shit out of a guy's ass?
 
Surprise Surprise! The asshole is filthy. Wow, what a lesson.

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
-Korn-

Keep your dick where it belongs.
 
AAP said:



He uses soap and water.

Think about it... in gay and straight porn, you NEVER see any shit coming from those asses being pounded raw.
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LOL you assume everybody looks at gay porn?
 
Tiervexx said:


Exactly what is it that you can do to get EVERY SPECK of shit out of a guy's ass?
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He uses soap and water.

Think about it... in gay and straight porn, you NEVER see any shit coming from those asses being pounded raw.
 
MrMuscle said:


LOL you assume everybody looks at gay porn?
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I included straight porn in my statement as well. In any anal sex on film, you don't see the dick having shit residue on it.
 
laud, laud, why did i click on this thread when i was eating breakfast?
 
MrMuscle said:
oh yeah, i saw the straight word in there.
sorry, never thought id see that in one of your posts.
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Why is that?

I ain't gay.
 
I guess gay isnt the politically correct term anymore.
I thing vaginally challenged is supposed to be more correct.
 
MrMuscle said:
I guess gay isnt the politically correct term anymore.
I thing vaginally challenged is supposed to be more correct.
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That aint' true. I be in those vagina thangs like a jump sack.
 
AAP said:


That aint' true. I be in those vagina thangs like a jump sack.
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man now you are messing me up!
Im supposed to hit the gym in 30 minutes, but now my world just got topsy turvy.
 
MrMuscle said:


man now you are messing me up!
Im supposed to hit the gym in 30 minutes, but now my world just got topsy turvy.
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Wanna flip?
 
can't believe anyone would go anal for the first time wihtout a condom..........i wonder what kinds of bacteria this goober packed into his urinary tract?
 
rnch said:
can't believe anyone would go anal for the first time wihtout a condom..........i wonder what kinds of bacteria this goober packed into his urinary tract?
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We will know when he posts about it next week.
 
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