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Scarlett33

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My husbands 30th b-day is coming up and I want it to be really special. Would agreeing to anal sex be a good b-day surprise? I've only let him do it once. He hints around at it sometimes. Is it that great for a guy? i'm looking for serious answers only!
 
It really depends on the guy. My hubby does not prefer it even though I like it sometimes. If he is hinting around to it than he might want to again. Go out and buy some fun lubes or other things you guys can play with and just let him go wild, as long as you don't mind. Mine loves it when I do things that he tends to think is "dirty"...lol Have a great time!!
 
Thanks Gymgurl. I have been lurking here the last few days looking for ideas,if you know what I mean! I am trying to be more creative!
 
Scarlett my advice on anal sex is...go to the store and buy astroglide. It is the best thing I have found on it. I would maybe...wrap a bottle up for him and give it to him. Excellent hint. Not Ky jelly or any of those....astroglide. It makes anal the most sensual sex you have ever had. He will LOVE his birthday present.
 
SoKlueles said:
Scarlett my advice on anal sex is...go to the store and buy astroglide. It is the best thing I have found on it. I would maybe...wrap a bottle up for him and give it to him. Excellent hint. Not Ky jelly or any of those....astroglide. It makes anal the most sensual sex you have ever had. He will LOVE his birthday present.
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Great suggestion! I have already bought a see through tank/thong set [for me] that I'm going to wrap up for him. He has been asking me to wear this particular outfit! I will definately get the astroglide as well. He will know exactly what I have in mind when he opens that one.

fupat70,no I'm not being cheap. He's getting the ass along with a beautiful and expensive leather jacket:D

Thanks guys! I've got to pop in here more often.
 
Let us know how it goes:) My bf and i use astroglide for anal sex..and words cant describe how much I love that stuff :):)
 
Scarlett you sound like a loving and considerate woman. Good for you.
 
I've never tried astroglide, but the silicone based products like "Wet" I believe it was called. It's in a black bottle. Not the german stuff, the domestic made stuff. At any rate, this stuff does not dry up, it is smooth and comfortable. Very slick. And above all, have fun with the birthday. Sounds like a great treat/suprise. I'd be happy.
 
Also try ID lubes.. there really good for it and the all have different scents so they can mask any unwanted odors...
 
I did anal with my girl the last few times and she shitted on me EVERY time!

.... oh btw, good luck on the anal! lol ... and yes, it is that good for me because it is so much tighter even though she shits on me!
 
SoKlueles said:
Let us know how it goes:) My bf and i use astroglide for anal sex..and words cant describe how much I love that stuff :):)
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Yes, and I can't describe how much I like hearing about it.

:p
 
Hey Mister said:
I did anal with my girl the last few times and she shitted on me EVERY time!

.... oh btw, good luck on the anal! lol ... and yes, it is that good for me because it is so much tighter even though she shits on me!
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Mister, in order to avoid being shit on, why not ask her to go shit in the toilet first? Or pump her full of an enemna first if she really is simply full of shit...Or maybe you have a fetish with women shitting?:rolleyes:
 
lol

Yes I am well aware of her having a bowel movement before the act is committed. And yes, she always takes her dumps before we do anal. Doesn't matter though, there is still a little itty bit of shit that always manages to come out. lol

We always have a big laugh at it afterwards. Not like her and I mind. Very comical .... it's only shit rigth! LOL
 
Sounds to me like you do like it...haha. I have a habit after ass sex myself of jumping in the shower as soon as I'm done. Sometimes it is inveitable that a few nuggets will be on board...
 
Yeah I suppose I do like it! lol

We always get a good belly laugh from it. It's good to have a sense of humour and a partner you're comfortable with.

The first time it happened oh man, it was hilarious! After we did anal we both noticed the poop on the blanket and pointed at it. She was soooo embarrased and tried to get away, but I grabbed her and gave her a giant bearhug and wouldn't let her go. Then finally she gave in and we both laughed for ages it seems.
 
I can endorse 'Wet' brand products lol, especially the fruit punch flavored one. My girl said ok to trying some suprises from the adult store since she has never been there, then she saw the lube and she says if it's not sticky when it dries it's good stuff.....uh thought you said you never saw this stuff before babe lol.
 
Y'all are crazy! I think I will have colonic irrigation done before hand! Or at least a fleets enema. His b-day is not until the 22nd but I will let y'all know how it goes. Thanks to all!
 
SoKlueles said:
Scarlett my advice on anal sex is...go to the store and buy astroglide. It is the best thing I have found on it. I would maybe...wrap a bottle up for him and give it to him. Excellent hint. Not Ky jelly or any of those....astroglide. It makes anal the most sensual sex you have ever had. He will LOVE his birthday present.
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Astroglide is actually one of the WORSE things to use for anal. Its water based and will dry out.

Try Platinum Wet. That's the best for anal. If you find it uncomfortable when your hubby and you engage in anal try Anal Ease. It has a numbing agent which some people seem to like.

Also, read this article.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Astroglide is actually one of the WORSE things to use for anal. Its water based and will dry out.

Try Platinum Wet. That's the best for anal. If you find it uncomfortable when your hubby and you engage in anal try Anal Ease. It has a numbing agent which some people seem to like.

Also, read this article.
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Hey! How have you been? Thanks for the reply:D
 
I think astroglide was the BEST thing you could use....never dried out with me. We loved it....guess its one persons opinion
 
Scarlett33 said:
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He's getting the ass along with a beautiful and expensive leather jacket:D

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Out of his bank account undoubtedly



bazooli
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Try Platinum Wet. That's the best for anal.
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Wet's Platinum formula is my absolute favorite for anal. It's also good to use when giving your guy head...it's pretty tasteless and stays slippery for a longer time than most lubes.

If you're gonna use an enema, do it earlier in the day so that you're sure everything's out. If you do it an hour or two before having sex you may have some mess left inside which is worse than not having used it at all. I read an interview with some porn chick and she says if she's doing an anal shoot she'll do the enema the night before and then in the morning she's all set to film.

If you use anal-eze just apply it sparingly and give it a few minutes to work. If you use a lot it may make his dick a numb too. Anal should only hurt during initial penetration, once you get past that it'll feel wonderful.

I think your gift is a great idea, Scarlett! It'll certainly be a birthday he won't forger. Enjoy yourselves!!! :D
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:


Wet's Platinum formula is my absolute favorite for anal. It's also good to use when giving your guy head...it's pretty tasteless and stays slippery for a longer time than most lubes.

If you're gonna use an enema, do it earlier in the day so that you're sure everything's out. If you do it an hour or two before having sex you may have some mess left inside which is worse than not having used it at all. I read an interview with some porn chick and she says if she's doing an anal shoot she'll do the enema the night before and then in the morning she's all set to film.

If you use anal-eze just apply it sparingly and give it a few minutes to work. If you use a lot it may make his dick a numb too. Anal should only hurt during initial penetration, once you get past that it'll feel wonderful.

I think your gift is a great idea, Scarlett! It'll certainly be a birthday he won't forger. Enjoy yourselves!!! :D
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Thanks Mrs Puddles!
 
Isnt poo a natural lubricant though? Just doesnt seem natural to scrub it down and then use some artificial stuff when mother nature has already taken care of it.
 
anabolicmd said:
Isnt poo a natural lubricant though? Just doesnt seem natural to scrub it down and then use some artificial stuff when mother nature has already taken care of it.
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yes it does.... VERY natural.
 
SoKlueles said:
Who said romance was dead?
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Good one. :D


Personally I cant understand how other women enjoy that. It feels like I'm pooping. I think women unconciously start trying to expel feces because of the feeling which would explain a lot of the "she shit on me" comments I heard over time. It is definitely a labor of love for me, sure as hell didnt turn me on.
 
anya said:


Good one. :D


Personally I cant understand how other women enjoy that. It feels like I'm pooping. I think women unconciously start trying to expel feces because of the feeling which would explain a lot of the "she shit on me" comments I heard over time. It is definitely a labor of love for me, sure as hell didnt turn me on.
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who cares???

As long as I blow a load railing your ass...

who cares???
 
How do you make it not hurt tho?? Even with "anal ease" it still hurts which is scary & makes the whole thing more difficult.
 
jenscats5 said:
How do you make it not hurt tho?? Even with "anal ease" it still hurts which is scary & makes the whole thing more difficult.
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You can loosen it up with gentle finger banging and light fisting first. After that its like butter.
 
anabolicmd said:


You can loosen it up with gentle finger banging and light fisting first. After that its like butter.
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I don't know about the fisting even if its light. Try loosening it up with a finger and slowly adding another one before inserting a penis.

No matter what, anal is ALWAYS painful, at first. After a minute or so its no longer painful. If you can just deal with it for that short while you, you'll enjoy it.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


I don't know about the fisting even if its light. Try loosening it up with a finger and slowly adding another one before inserting a penis.

No matter what, anal is ALWAYS painful, at first. After a minute or so its no longer painful. If you can just deal with it for that short while you, you'll enjoy it.
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Thats why I said fisting because it only hurts really bad for a second as opposed to a penis which hurts a little less for a lot longer time.
 
SoKlueles said:
Fisting????? I have just got used to the penis...No way on the fisting thing.
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Oh my bad, I thought you were open minded...:D
 
tuc biscuit said:



Your mouth is, I wish you would give it a rest sometimes.
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Ok tuc..there was no call for that. You came at me from behind.. Are all men in Uk as rude as u? :)
 
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