anal edicate...

[AlbinoRhino]

Bum = two pigs fighting over a milkdud

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Your mama so fat that when she takes a shit her ass looks like:

two pigs fighting over a milkdud

 

[bodybuildingislife1]

ok the yo momma joke.....shit i havent heard one of them in a loooooonnnnggg time!!! Sweet! two pigs fighting over a milk dud....goshh lmao!!!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

I dont get it

 

[concordsize]

Yeah my x would always get slopy and shit and then just go to sleep. The only way she would go to the bath room was if i blew it on her or she had to go to the bath room. I thought it was alittle nasty of her but hey????

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[dave smith]

You dont need to worry about anal edicate if she's passed out.

 

[SoKlueles]

but isnt it etiquette?
HEYY DAVEEEE where u been buddy?

 

[jhonj]

So the girl I am fucking now is not opposed to anal. Not that I have a problem with blowing my load in that sweet little ass... BUT, she never seems to get up and go to the bathroom after to "clean up". I go to the bathroom and wipe the smell off my dick. I was just really grossed out the other day when I picked up the boxers I let her sleep in that night, and they smell of ass and cum. Does she really just sleep and let that shit ooze out? Fucking Sick! I am now turned off from her.

neat girl...

 

[delete]

you should always clean up after you have had a little butt love...be nice to your date and clean up! 2 minutes in the bathroom makes all the difference in the rest of the night. [assuming you can both sleep around the wet spot on the sheets.]

 

[bran987]

you should always clean up after you have had a little butt love...be nice to your date and clean up! 2 minutes in the bathroom makes all the difference in the rest of the night. [assuming you can both sleep around the wet spot on the sheets.]

I met this guy who shot porn movies, he was the director but he always phuct the actresses too

he said that he had a lot of mishaps, it was embarassing he had to ask the girls if they had taken a grunt recently, because sometimes if they hadn't

they'd be gettin' popped in the pooper and then when the guy pulled out

a brown plop would come out right after he pulled out

and the girl would sometimes try to catch it with their hand and he would be like 'god eww don't touch it'

god I can't wait till I finally get to try it