Anal Asspounder...

[dballer]

Ok... here is the secret:



GAY MEN DON'T DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW

I know.. they drink Diet Mountain Dew.

 

[flex123]

I know.. they drink Diet Mountain Dew.

whatever he drinks it doesn't effect him that much. I wish I was as vieny and ripped as AAP.

 

[AAP]

I sent out the pics to those who asked. I have a pic (chest shot) I just took today. I have been tanning everyday for my photo shoot.

 

[AAP]

haha, i saw a couple things there i say to my husband

See? I only speak the truth.

 

[Citruscide]

Actually, what I do is much worse. After I come along and meet her behind your back... you start hearing things from her like....

"When you get paid, can you stop by the window treatment store and get some ADL #5? Five feet should do"
"Don't you have a belt that matches those shoes?"
"Your barber did a bad job, you need to find a good day spa"
"Can you show me the latest dance move?"
"I decided we shouldn't be drinking this White Zinfidel anymore."

etc...


By the third week, you will have wished I stole your girl.



HA!

Ohhh... it's sooo funny because it is sooo true.

C-ditty

 

[The Ranger]

You fuckers are a riot...and Flexed1 says the same things to me as well...I can't dress or dance for shit...<snicker>

Ranger

 

[Citruscide]

I was in the Gap once... don't ask me why.. .I guess I have a thing for those sling bags... and a little guy told me I had beautiful eyes... I didn't really know what to say, so I just said "thanks... my mom gave them to me" -- I guess a compliment is a compliment??

I still don't know any Jacked gay guys... One of my friends who is gay is like 5'10" and 155lbs and told me that ANYONE who spent alot of time perfecting their body was gay... I didn't like his accusations...

C-ditty

 

[BigRedCat]

Yeah thats bullshit, all gay people think everyone is gay. Newsflash! They aren't!!!

I hate when gay people try and press their gayness on you like its so fucking important what their sexuality is. Who gives a shit really. Do what you want. My girlfriend's fashionably lesbo friend is always giving my girl lesbo books and babbling about "the advocate" trying to get her to turn to the dark side. It really pisses of my girl. I dont force my hetro-ness on her, she should stop forcing her quasi-trendy west hollywood lesbo-ness on my girl. Just my opinion. Damn trendy fags, they will be straight in a few years after college and married to some yuppie and then refer to their "experimentation phase of college" when they are older. Lame.

 

[AAP]

Damn trendy fags, they will be straight in a few years after college and married to some yuppie and then refer to their "experimentation phase of college" when they are older. Lame.

Sadly, these are not true homos. These are - as you said - straight people experimenting. 90% of my sex has come from straight men. Of course, I have a 100% conversion rate as well. I just don't go back for a second date.

When they call all heartbroke, crying, saying they can't live without me and will do anything I want them to do... I just say "welcome to the gay world."

 

[Citruscide]

Sadly, these are not true homos. These are - as you said - straight people experimenting. 90% of my sex has come from straight men. Of course, I have a 100% conversion rate as well. I just don't go back for a second date.

When they call all heartbroke, crying, saying they can't live without me and will do anything I want them to do... I just say "welcome to the gay world."

Guys actually say that shit to you? Fuck... they give men a bad name. I don't even think I get too many women saying that to me. What the hell did you do to them to get them to act like such sissys???

C-ditty