An essay concerning the plural of penis

[samoth]

I knew what you were doing but I thought yer penis thread needed a little more strangeness.

Rosanne Rosannadanna

Saturday Night Live skit, Always on the News bit. Gilda Radner would play this woman who would go off on tangential arguments on any little topic. At the end, she'd realize her mistake and go Oh, Never Mind.

I think I've seen that show before. I don't watch much television. Is that the show that had all the little 'skits', like the Hanz and Franz "Let us pump *clap* you up" or something to that effect?

 

[redguru]

I think I've seen that show before. I don't watch much television. Is that the show that had all the little 'skits', like the Hanz and Franz "Let us pump *clap* you up" or something to that effect?

Yes, but just a tad earlier.

 

[samoth]

Good job! You spelled that smiley right!

No, wait. You probably just clicked on it. Never mind. But thanks anyway for contributing so much on this thread. You must have run out of good bor threads, eh?

 

[1_more_rep]

i always used "peni" when referring to multiple penes because i figured cactus/cacti.

 

[jackangel]

multiple penes? wtf dude, how much cock you handling these days?

 

[blut wump]

i always used "peni" when referring to multiple penes because i figured cactus/cacti.

If you read the article, you'll never fall into that folly again as come to realise the difference between the second and third declensions.

 

[Mr. dB]

Saturday Night Live skit, Always on the News bit. Gilda Radner would play this woman who would go off on tangential arguments on any little topic. At the end, she'd realize her mistake and go Oh, Never Mind.

No, the "Oh never mind" catch phrase belonged to Emily Latella, the little old lady character also played by Gilda Radner, after going off on some rant about "what's so bad about violins on TV?" or some similar misunderstanding or malapropism.

An example:

Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials. Here to reply to a recent editorial, is Emily Litella.

Emily Litella: I'm here tonight to speak out against busting schoolchildren. Busting schoolchildren is a terrible, terrible thing. I hear this is going on all over the country. Mean policemen arrest little children and put them in jail in the wrong neighborhood, so they can't even play with their little friends. Imagine, busting schoolchildren! The food in jail isn't good, and even though they get bread, I don't believe they can get toast. Or nice cake. Now, who will tuck them in? Where will they hang their leggings? Where will they set up their little lemonade stands? Well, they don't have toys in jail, except maybe..

Chevy Chase: [ interrupting ] Miss Litella?

Emily Litella: Yes?

Chevy Chase: I'm sorry. The editorial was on bussing schoolchildren. Bussing. Not busting.

Emily Litella: Oh. I'm sorry. Never mind.

Roseanne Rosannadanna's catch phrase was "it's always something".

 

[jackangel]

gilda was awesome in haunted honeymoon

along with gene wilder, who is the fucking MAN

may she RIP

 

[JayC9]

bigus dickus

 

[redguru]

No, the "Oh never mind" catch phrase belonged to Emily Latella, the little old lady character also played by Gilda Radner, after going off on some rant about "what's so bad about violins on TV?" or some similar misunderstanding or malapropism.

An example:

Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials. Here to reply to a recent editorial, is Emily Litella.

Emily Litella: I'm here tonight to speak out against busting schoolchildren. Busting schoolchildren is a terrible, terrible thing. I hear this is going on all over the country. Mean policemen arrest little children and put them in jail in the wrong neighborhood, so they can't even play with their little friends. Imagine, busting schoolchildren! The food in jail isn't good, and even though they get bread, I don't believe they can get toast. Or nice cake. Now, who will tuck them in? Where will they hang their leggings? Where will they set up their little lemonade stands? Well, they don't have toys in jail, except maybe..

Chevy Chase: [ interrupting ] Miss Litella?

Emily Litella: Yes?

Chevy Chase: I'm sorry. The editorial was on bussing schoolchildren. Bussing. Not busting.

Emily Litella: Oh. I'm sorry. Never mind.

Roseanne Rosannadanna's catch phrase was "it's always something".

That's right! Thanks, it's been a while, hell, that was near 30 years ago.