well its not even dirty form and what not, they are just way too long. So far I've read only part of the sybian story and the part which was probobly supposed to longest/interesting/detailed turned out exactly the opposite...
I think for men the main point is stick to big/bold things like - met this dude, he wasnt a litttle bitch like rest of em. Dude was packin a magnum, he fucked me right and I cummed all over his face. Told his bitch ass to get off me and went back home to my husband.
Totally random and without details but I think that shit is more male brain oriented then talking about how a big rubber stand with all the right dimensions made ur mouth water. I dont know it's just my opinion