a slew of thoughts while my grilled mussels wait to open

[KillahBee]

I'm not sayin that they don't look nice, but the price is just too high. That little pinkie toe gets pwned from years of high heel abuse. I actually prefer women in flops......I have to force myself to look away lest they call the police on me...

oh god that's horrid. if a chick has flip flops on anywhere but the beach/poolside/walkin round the house then she's not trying hard enuff for me

 

[redsamurai]

oh god that's horrid. if a chick has flip flops on anywhere but the beach/poolside/walkin round the house then she's not trying hard enuff for me

sitting in class watching a hot little 19 yr old dangle a flop of her perfectly tan hot feet.....it's almost more than I can bear.

And shit, around the house bitch better be barefoot.......

 

[musclemom]

I said pics of YOUR FEET... not your winkie. LOL

I don't hate on the peepee. Are you kidding me? I LOVE my hubby's peepee... and his tongue ....and his smile ...and his chest ....oh god his brain is SO FREAKING AROUSING!

But that doesn't mean I think his peepee is pretty. It isn't. All peepees are ugly. Do they bring immense pleasure if they are wielded properly?

HELL YES.

But "pretty" they aren't.

And I'm not joking about the man feet thing. They aren't pretty either. They are just things that dewds need in order to get from one place to another.

PS - my husband's smile is not only pretty, but it is intoxicatingly gorgeous and his eyes... they absolutely twinkle.

His feet.... ummmm I call them his "duck-billed platypus feet". NOT PRETTY AT ALL... dunno if they got like that from his experiences in combat or if he was *just lucky* like that. Either way, they are ugly.

My husband has these tiny little feet, like a hobbit, I hate him. He wears a man's 8.5, he can buy sale shoes.

I happen to love his winkie, though (saying it's cute is like really bad though, apparently) I happen to think it's got a lot of personality

 

[KillahBee]

sitting in class watching a hot little 19 yr old dangle a flop of her perfectly tan hot feet.....it's almost more than I can bear.

And shit, around the house bitch better be barefoot.......

lol god bless brother

 

[redsamurai]

omg the women in this thread are absolutely killing me....

God this is so entertaining.

 

[jnevin]

This went to estroshit just as I was almost getting happy about a decent thread.

 

[Bikini Mod]

My husband has these tiny little feet, like a hobbit, I hate him. He wears a man's 8.5, he can buy sale shoes.

I happen to love his winkie, though (saying it's cute is like really bad though, apparently) I happen to think it's got a lot of personality

... are his feet hairy too?

MM you kill me. I mean AB-SO-FREAKINGLUTELY SLAY ME!! LMfAO

BTW - How do you feel about smoking a pipe? I think between the Wiccan wear and pipe you would be one bad ass broad.





































Seriously.

 

[Bikini Mod]

omg the women in this thread are absolutely killing me....

God this is so entertaining.

Hot 19 year olds while a pleasure to look upon (for us women too) are rarely worth engaging for mental fencing.

Hot 40 somethings, well we are just a different sort. Aren't we?

BTW - Nobody answered me about the mussels. They sounded very yummy and us old enquiring minds would like to know.

 

[KillahBee]

Hot 19 year olds while a pleasure to look upon (for us women too) are rarely worth engaging for mental fencing.

Hot 40 somethings, well we are just a different sort. Aren't we?

BTW - Nobody answered me about the mussels. They sounded very yummy and us old enquiring minds would like to know.

As I've previously noted, ya can't generalize some times and not the rest. If age = maturity, then there are a SHITLOAD of folks in this world that never got the memo. No free passes from me just cause someone has lived on earth longer than someone else (just gives em more time to be a fuck up, in many cases).

What was the mussels question? Totally missed it...

 

[mrplunkey]

As I've previously noted, ya can't generalize some times and not the rest. If age = maturity, then there are a SHITLOAD of folks in this world that never got the memo. No free passes from me just cause someone has lived on earth longer than someone else (just gives em more time to be a fuck up, in many cases).

What was the mussels question? Totally missed it...

So true.