a slew of thoughts while my grilled mussels wait to open

[Bikini Mod]

1) feet are fucking nasty. long ass second toed bitches don't deserve no dick.

Most men have ugly feet but chicks don't care. And I do agree that a chick with nasty feet should keep her shoes on... forever, poor things. All the pampering in the world will not make ugly feet pretty.

2) it's absolutely glorious to actually get to experience buying/owning a home as a single man. i'm realizing all the fun that those who wait til they're married to buy a first home (which does make sense) don't get cause of "compromise". i'm building a cigar lounge. not many wives will let that roll.

I can understand this point of view, because it holds true with the faminine sex. BTW - the old man and I, our favorite place is the cigar bar. He prefers Ligas. I prefer Ghurkas. But no smoking in the house.... EVER.

3) i need to be a little bit nicer. my asshole game is tight (like my asshole), but i take it too far pretty often. the way i see it, i tend to naturally choose entertaining over pussy most times. if i'm in a situation/environment with a girl where i have two choices -1) completely rip on the girl, thus turning the entire room into a fit of laughter and my own personal stage or 2) be kinda normal, say something kinda normal and possibly stick my bop gun inside her warmf. - i almost always go for 1). maybe the world is my stage (or maybe i need attention cause daddy didn't hug me enough and uncle steve did).

I know plenty of old assholes, so rock on if that is what you wish. Just be carefull that a chick doesn't EVER dismantle you at the cigarbar in front of all the men. THAT SHIT IS NOT RECOVERABLE....EVER

4) fucking chicks, dude. when's it gonna be realistically creepy for me to hook up with 19-23 yo girls? i figure, as long as i look pretty good (no comments, jnev or puds u fatfux), i can run with it til i'm 35 or so. ?thoughts (<---spanish, niggaz)

My Grump didn't chase pussy EVER... until he met OLD ME... and he is STILL CHASING, though I do "let him catch me on occassion" then we are BOTH happy. LOL

Twelveteen) wednesday nights are unparalelled for some reason. went out last wed and there was probably a 3-1 girl-guy ratio. never seen anything like it. a girl grabbed me at this club and said "you guys need to settle down" very angrily. i tried to kiss her on the cheek but she wasn't havin it. no doubtr.

Ever consider fishing in another pond? If your game is "on" then you'd wouldn't care about the ratios unless you were talking quality female ratio/females who were worthless but for their warm moist holes... and even those would have no appeal for you once they opened their mouths.... or not.

 

[Smurfy]

Funny how some blokes don't mind massaging the lower colons of their wimminz with their throbbing turgid members or tongues yet can't stand the sight of feet.

lol true

 

[KillahBee]

lol true

I don't really find it that odd. The asshole is a beautiful erogenous zone. Feet, not so much.

Tho I do get hard when I'm getting a foot massage from a woman.

 

[musclemom]

1) feet are fucking nasty. long ass second toed bitches don't deserve no dick.

Egocentric guidos don't deserve no pussy, especially from those of us genetically gifted with the mark of leaders, a long second toe, so there

 

[Bikini Mod]

Egocentric guidos don't deserve no pussy, especially from those of us genetically gifted with the mark of leaders, a long second toe, so there

True story: I noticed while in Paris that MOST of the statues with exposed feet, the second toe was markedly longer than any of the other toes. So I made a comment about it to the guy who was showing me around the city at the time. (He was French). Needless to say, he didn't care for my giggly observation about "French Feet".

Napoleon may have only been 5 foot nuthin but damn he DID rule the world at one time... didn't he?

I'd better leave now before I'm accused of being a Debbie Downer again. LOL

MM - you strike me as the type of gal that enjoys a good cigar every now and again.

 

[KillahBee]

MM - you strike me as the type of gal that enjoys a good cigar every now and again.

for the record, I never said that women don't smoke cigars, as you're pretty much implying. don't think a logical person who has been around married people can argue that most wives will not allow cigar lounges to be built in their homes.

fuck, I used the "logical" word again. stupid me.

 

[Bikini Mod]

for the record, I never said that women don't smoke cigars, as you're pretty much implying. don't think a logical person who has been around married people can argue that most wives will not allow cigar lounges to be built in their homes.

fuck, I used the "logical" word again. stupid me.

I wasn't implying anything of the sort.

For the record, I don't know very many married MEN that would want a cigar lounge IN their home and it has NOTHING to do with their wives. Most of our associates/friends are married men, though there are a fair amount that are single. They are from all walks of life and various income levels. I don't know NOT ONE MAN that will smoke in his own home for one reason: IT STINKS UP THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

If that is your bag of tricks then who is anyone to tell you that while is *seems cool* in the end it will be anything but that. Knock yourself out, my young brother. It is your home that you bought with your hard-earned money and you are free to do with it as you please.

I was just stating very matter-a-factly that I don't even know people that smoke "regular cigarettes" or reefer that will smoke inside their homes, regardless of what is between their legs. They ALL step outside.

Fuck me runnin' for being logical. I guess that makes us even.

 

[Bikini Mod]

BTW - grilled muscles sound yummy. How'd they turn out?

 

[redsamurai]

. Men have the nasty feet. You can always tell what someone's feet look like by looking at their hands. Other than a pedicure I hate my feet being touched!

that's a sweeping generalization.

 

[redsamurai]

I'd easily say 8.5 / 10 women have disgusting feet. It's just nobody calls em out on it. All weathered and shit from wearing sandals all the time, gross ass toes that are not uniform in length, sometimes the pinky toe that just kinda sits there with no noticeable bend at the toeknuckle, sometime long ass finger toes.

Bleh.

I would buy you rounds the entire night for this post, this might be the funniest post I've ever seen here at EF