a slew of thoughts while my grilled mussels wait to open

[musclemom]

MM - you strike me as the type of gal that enjoys a good cigar every now and again.

Oh, not me hun. I was a heavy cigarette smoker for years. Took me a bunch of times to quit permanently. I tried a cigar once, not only didn't I care for it, it made me want a cigarette wicked bad.

 

[redsamurai]

and for the record high heels should be outlawed......they ruin womens' feet. But LOL at the thought of even tryig it, women would be making call to arms, they would seriously violently revolt if someone tried to take their shoes from them. I'm just saying drop the heels, y'all hate them anyway but fuck you spend a fortune on em.........keep the comfortable shit that doesn't beat up the feet is all I'm sayin.....

 

[KillahBee]

and for the record high heels should be outlawed......they ruin womens' feet. But LOL at the thought of even tryig it, women would be making call to arms, they would seriously violently revolt if someone tried to take their shoes from them. I'm just saying drop the heels, y'all hate them anyway but fuck you spend a fortune on em.........keep the comfortable shit that doesn't beat up the feet is all I'm sayin.....

WHAT THE FUCK, dude?! I actually get insulted when a woman DOESN'T wear heels.

fuck that noise.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL You mean nunn shoes? I'll wear my "lesbian" shoes when I am rockin the Annie Hall-look but generally I prefer comfy heels (yes, they do make them. You just have to walk around in the store long enough before you buy them to surmise this.)

Take a pic of your feet and post 'em up. I dare ya!

Honestly, I have NEVER seen a man with *pretty feet*.

A man with pretty feet is like a man with a pretty penis. They just don't exist.

 

[redsamurai]

WHAT THE FUCK, dude?! I actually get insulted when a woman DOESN'T wear heels.

fuck that noise.

I'm not sayin that they don't look nice, but the price is just too high. That little pinkie toe gets pwned from years of high heel abuse. I actually prefer women in flops......I have to force myself to look away lest they call the police on me...

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh, not me hun. I was a heavy cigarette smoker for years. Took me a bunch of times to quit permanently. I tried a cigar once, not only didn't I care for it, it made me want a cigarette wicked bad.

Ah gotcha... One of my gf's is the same. We ended up at the cigar bar where we hang out on her 60th and she was almost afraid to light up for fear of going back. She didn't start smoking again but she REALLY enjoyed that cigar.

Me, I am looking into investing in a pipe collection. There is something so rebellious about it to me. The shock value of being the littlest girl with the biggest cigar (and balls) in the room has worn off I suppose.

 

[redsamurai]

Take a pic of your feet and post 'em up. I dare ya!

Honestly, I have NEVER seen a man with *pretty feet*.

A man with pretty feet is like a man with a pretty penis, they just don't exist.

I don't get my feet pedicured or anything, but past gf's have said they like them and asked if I ever did anything to em. I used to get a foot massage from one all the time, she said I was the only guy she liked to do that for because my feet weren't nasty. I don't know why.....I can't comment on what makes a mans feet nice cause i'm all about womens feet and what makes a womans foot hot obviously must be different from men.

And why the hate on penis's BM? I was also told I have a gorgeous cock when I'm at full mast.... But that you won't be seeing any pics of either....

 

[Bikini Mod]

I don't get my feet pedicured or anything, but past gf's have said they like them and asked if I ever did anything to em. I used to get a foot massage from one all the time, she said I was the only guy she liked to do that for because my feet weren't nasty. I don't know why.....I can't comment on what makes a mans feet nice cause i'm all about womens feet and what makes a womans foot hot obviously must be different from men.

And why the hate on penis's BM? I was also told I have a gorgeous cock when I'm at full mast.... But that you won't be seeing any pics of either....

I said pics of YOUR FEET... not your winkie. LOL

I don't hate on the peepee. Are you kidding me? I LOVE my hubby's peepee... and his tongue ....and his smile ...and his chest ....oh god his brain is SO FREAKING AROUSING!

But that doesn't mean I think his peepee is pretty. It isn't. All peepees are ugly. Do they bring immense pleasure if they are wielded properly?

HELL YES.

But "pretty" they aren't.

And I'm not joking about the man feet thing. They aren't pretty either. They are just things that dewds need in order to get from one place to another.

PS - my husband's smile is not only pretty, but it is intoxicatingly gorgeous and his eyes... they absolutely twinkle.

His feet.... ummmm I call them his "duck-billed platypus feet". NOT PRETTY AT ALL... dunno if they got like that from his experiences in combat or if he was *just lucky* like that. Either way, they are ugly.

 

[redsamurai]

I would immensely enjoy seeing a pic of you with a pipe hanging out of your mouth....

Ah gotcha... One of my gf's is the same. We ended up at the cigar bar where we hang out on her 60th and she was almost afraid to light up for fear of going back. She didn't start smoking again but she REALLY enjoyed that cigar.

Me, I am looking into investing in a pipe collection. There is something so rebellious about it to me. The shock value of being the littlest girl with the biggest cigar (and balls) in the room has worn off I suppose.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I would immensely enjoy seeing a pic of you with a pipe hanging out of your mouth....

Give me a coupla weeks.