LMAO!!!
Thank you, Patsfan! I
am telling the truth ... I find it funny how much of a reaction I'm getting from the crowd here! Like I'm the first person who's ever had these thoughts, or acted on them for that matter!! That's what I love about forums, so many perspectives!! And, I find it funny that most are thinking I'm a guy -- which I totally AM NOT!! LOL But trust me, if the opportunity arises ... I'll be all over him!!!
And for all of you who called me a fat ass whore ... or whatever ... I'm totally physically fit, run about 25-30 miles per week and am at the gym 6 days a week ... I'm five feet and 115 .... and I look damn good, thank you very much ... hey, not many woman can lay claim to having ZERO stretchmarks on her belly after having four babies!!! But I can!!
My hubby calls me "Prime Real Estate" & "Voluptuous!" If you only knew ....
I'm just trying to share all this love ... not with just anybody but with one person inparticular! I'm just having some fun!! I guess I have no moral conscience!! Is that such a horrible thing?! (a rhetorical question!) .... he'll never know! How would he
ever! find out??? I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid enough to get caught!! He'd stay with me anyway! I have his babies! Oooooohhhh, I'm so evil!!! LMAO!!!
MrsPuddles ... good point, in fact while talking with him on the phone today... he said he had to go, and I said to him, "Damn, I was just going to sneak into the bathroom to have some phone sex with you!" He sounded excited at the thought ... he gets his ... no worries there! I trade him, sex for the freedom of doing my long runs!! Did I say I'm a bit of a nymph!
You only live once! And I plan to live ... variety is the spice of life!
Again, I beg the question ... if I were a guy, would I be getting this same reaction ... I think not!
Live and let live ... As I recall, I think the original post was just to see "how a guy would feel/what he might be thinking" if a girl had an orgasm while he listened?? Next time, I'll choose my words more carefully as not to get into all this other "drama"!!!
Hey -- When I'm good, I'm really good ... but when I'm bad, I'm even better!!!
Enjoy the weekend, folks!
bd