You've thought about this way too much to be married
Who told you, specifically, to your face, that "Women do not like average men?" Please don't talk about the girls at the waterpark, honey ... ever see a cat playing with a mouse

ever think there's a few bets going on whether Miss XYZ could get a "rise" out of you just by talking to you?
I won't deny they may have been flirting, and I, for one, am happy to hear that you feel good about yourself -- god, there was a guy on these boards who once claimed he was going to kill himself because his penis was too small ...
Uh, how do you get your pecker enlarged? Other than the obvious I mean? Surgical implants? Whaaaa???