6lb Hamburger, I tried to eat it, I failed - Pictorial with the Buddy Christ!!!!

[Buddy_Christ]

Ok, some of you may be new to this, but this is what i like to call a Pictorial with the Buddy Christ (see the movie Dogma for the origins of the Buddy Christ).

I was supposed to have a small group from another board at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA for a gathering, some drinks, and 6lb burgers. I had a sign on top of the paper towel holder on the table announcing our presence -

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 001.jpg

The Buddy Christ wasn't there for the burgers, which was clearly evident by what he wrote on the back of our sign -

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 002.jpg

My gf decided to get the 2lb burger. Why she decided to do this I have no clue, but she wanted the burger. Here's my gf with the 2lb burger (I think Thomez was staring at her tits every time i wasn't looking :naughty: ) -

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http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 008.jpg

:noes: the 6lb burger has arrived!!!!!1111one

I guess I gotta try and eat this thing -

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See the beer bottle? Does that give you any idea of just how damn big this thing is? Pictures do NOT do this burger justice, you have to see it in person.

The 2lb and the 6lb side by side with beer bottle for size comparison -

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Buddy Christ playing around and trying to make us laugh -

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We wanted to steal this sign off of the wall :bowdown: -

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Buddy Christ wanted to see just how much of this I could eat and how fast. He decided to be our official time keeper -

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Buddy Christ wanted to inform us that he wasn't just here for our amusement, but in fact he was only here for the gang bang -

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They had these interesting cups that you could get strawberry dacquiris, mudslides, and a few other drinks in, and you got to keep the cup. My gf got a strawberry dacquiri and she kept saying that she had the "butt cup."

Uh oh, looks like someone shot a load in the "butt cup" -

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 020.jpg

It was me! I'll lick it out! -

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And now, the Buddy Christ is checking to see how good of a job I did -

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Oh :noes: !!!!!111one 30 minutes have gone by -

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After 41 minutes, my stomach could not take any more. I did not even want to taste meat at this point and had easily eaten 12oz of meat, including bun and some fixings.

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Buddy Christ just had to rub it in. Bastard.

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What in the hell am I going to do with this burger now? Buddy Christ, any ideas?

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Good call Buddy Christ, good call.

Be careful Buddy Christ, you might fall down and get hurt!

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Well, time to go home. Must secure the leftovers in the back seat. Good thing I had a car seat to hold all this food -

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I'm going to have leftovers for a few days. I'm starting to get hungry now, so i might have to saw off part of that burger for breakfast.

Here's the place if anyone is interested - http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/

 

[string_bean00]

Pussy, I could have taken that beast down.



Well, maybe not.

 

[WODIN]

LMFAO!!!

I bet tuc could eat one of those. I could eat half if I were really stoned.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Pussy, I could have taken that beast down.



Well, maybe not.

i can just see you saying that to your buddies while drunk, talking about a particularly horrendous chick

 

[KillahBee]

holy shit! god that makes me hungry

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Pussy, I could have taken that beast down.



Well, maybe not.

i don't think i could've taken down the 2lb burger. guy at another table near us tried and he couldn't do it in an hour. keep in mind, the 2lb burger is 2lbs BEFORE the bun, lettuce, cheeze, onions, tomatoes, pickles, peppers, ketchup, mustard, and mayonase. the 6lb burger is actually 9 or 11lbs total. unfucking real.

 

[string_bean00]

i can just see you saying that to your buddies while drunk, talking about a particularly horrendous chick

hahaahhahahaha

 

[SoKlueles]

Dang

 

[Buddy_Christ]

here's what i'm eating for "breakfast" -

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 033.jpg

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 034.jpg


here's how much more burger i still have :noes:

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 035.jpg

 

[KillahBee]

here's what i'm eating for "breakfast" -

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 033.jpg

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 034.jpg


here's how much more burger i still have :noes:

http://www.crak600.com/OT_Meat/OT Meat 035.jpg

did u do a shot of vodka with your burger breakfast???