4 year olds w/boners, moms & realtors

[artrius]

ok i definantly don't remember anything like that... of course I don't remember much past 5 minutes ago....

 

[sorerotators]

haha, I remember when my boy was 4 or so. He was taking a shower washing his behind. The wife was in there with him. He looks at her with big surprised eyes. "Mom, theres a hole back there!" hahaha

 

[RADAR]

I remrmber i was in the shower when it first happened, everytime i toucher it a few times an electric impulse came over me, one evening it kept happening i was at the stage where i usually stop because i can't take it anymore so out of curiousity i kept going, my eye got bigger than 2 golf balls when that thing went off,i thought to myself "shit" I killed it!!! i went around the rest of that evening wondering what i was going to tell mom, i finally convinced myself that she doesn't have to know!!!!


RADAR

 

[jackangel]

4 year olds dude.

8 year olds dude

 

[Sub-Zero]

I remrmber i was in the shower when it first happened, everytime i toucher it a few times an electric impulse came over me, one evening it kept happening i was at the stage where i usually stop because i can't take it anymore so out of curiousity i kept going, my eye got bigger than 2 golf balls when that thing went off,i thought to myself "shit" I killed it!!! i went around the rest of that evening wondering what i was going to tell mom, i finally convinced myself that she doesn't have to know!!!!


RADAR

haha i remember my first jerk.

everyone at school was talkin about how they jerk fof and all that and i was so convinced we were too young to be able to...so i grabbed a bottle of lotion and tried it for myself one time when i was home alone and kept stroking untill boom! i was standing up and almost fell over

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I bet that 4 y/o gets more then me

 

[dahamn]

haha i remember my first jerk.

everyone at school was talkin about how they jerk fof and all that and i was so convinced we were too young to be able to...so i grabbed a bottle of lotion and tried it for myself one time when i was home alone and kept stroking untill boom! i was standing up and almost fell over

I was in the bathtub at my brothers house and grabbed some cherry vodka from his stash.


Dave

 

[EnderJE]

I bet that 4 y/o gets more then me

Sheesh. Camels get more then you.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sheesh. Camels get more then you.

sea anemones get more then me.
I'm one sick, sorry, mother fuck...

 

[BrothaBill]

I remember gettin hard while playing atari