10 Ways NOT to ask out or approach a woman for a date

[TxLonghorn]

6.Don’t hand her the keys to your “ride” and ask her to heat things up, creamy style.

I have got to try this one out. 'Creamy-style', lol.

 

[cyberflash]

Re: here is what i did

Once I went up to a beauty I had a crush on and asked her to autograph one of the pictures I had taken of her through the window of her house and she freaked!! What the hell? I thought she would be flattered.

Of course, she thought you were a psycho ... u should have introduced yourself first !

 

[absolute hardgainer]

And don't use this line either:

"Hey babe, I still got a free place in my harem..."

Never worked for me...

hardgainer (driven by nothing more than the perverse desire to shoot myself in the foot)

 

[Maximum Intensity]

Got any Italian in ya? . . . Want some?

 

[HappyScrappy]

my favorite pickup line reamins:
"you sure don't sweat much for a fat girl"

 

[Milhouse]

And don't ever crawl through her bedroom late at night and say "you know I have had my eye on you for a while and think your cute. Wanna go out sometime?"

Not a very good icebreaker.

 

[tubby74]

ROTFLMAO @ Scrappy.........I HAVE to use that this weekend, it's gotta work

 

[ajc]

Got any Italian in ya? . . . Want some?

That actually used to work in high school. Girls would laugh their ass off if you said it the right way and then play it off like you're totally kidding.

 

[tomcat]

"Excuse me, Do you use Windex in your laundry, because I can see myself in your pants"

 

[Frackal]

my favorite pickup line reamins:
"you sure don't sweat much for a fat girl"

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAAA!!!!!!