1,000,000 Karmas Awarded to the Sexiest EF Female Ass Picture

[Bikini Mod]

I just peed myself and there are only one of you here!

Honey, did you have another accident? What did I tell you about making more frequent trips to the little boy's room?!

 

[foreigngirl]

Wow! - I think I may have married you.

too late now

 

[healother]

Our tastes change as we go through life. I once had a flawless body, busted my ass, dieted mad crazy and it didnt make me really happy the way that I thought it would. I enjoy positive attention from both sexes (who doesn't?) but it no longer drives me the way it did when I was younger and very insecure.

If I had the ability to look like I did 5 years ago - I so would. But I can not so for me to beat myself up chasing that is self-depreciating. Experience has taught me how to admire the accomplishments of others while learning to be happy with what I have to work with.

My husband LOVES the way I look now but if I wanted to (or even could LOL) go back to being so muscular and ripped as I was when I was competing then he would love me equally. You see... he loves ALL of me, inside moreso then the outside. Was very hard for me to find that in a mate. For this I will be eternally gratefull.

i feel like i can relate to that. back when i was 17-18 i busted my ass off to make my body look as good as i could make it. i was on the diet forum here constantly, lol. back in the good ol days of 2001. but eventually i realized that the upkeep was damn near impossible. i learned i didnt have the willpower to stay that in shape 360 days a year, and that bothered me, so i just sort of gave up. Which was bad, cuz now i hardly work out at all Granted i worked out some in college, but because looks was my prime motivator, eventually my working out tapered down, until i wasnt doing it anymore at all.

also, what i realized was that looks were only a small part in the game of landing a decent woman. #1 i need to have the right setting to do it (meaning i have to be more involved, go out more, have more friends, etc) #2 i need to be at the right place in life (have a good job, living on my own, etc) and #3 learning how to communicate with them, and to attract them without looks.

your husband is a better man than i am. i have a hard time throwing looks out the door when it comes to women. probably one of the reasons i dont have a woman yet, as my standards are high. another reason is that i just dont try enough or get out much, i guess i have kind of given up on women too.

 

[foreigngirl]

hey, the prize for this thread is 1,000,000 karma, isnt that enough payment?

well, not from you I am not gonna work for more people when only one is paying

 

[reno240]

too late now [/QUOTED
Damn! That's alright - my wife's an ass kicker too. LOVE IT!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

i feel like i can relate to that. back when i was 17-18 i busted my ass off to make my body look as good as i could make it. i was on the diet forum here constantly, lol. back in the good ol days of 2001. but eventually i realized that the upkeep was damn near impossible. i learned i didnt have the willpower to stay that in shape 360 days a year, and that bothered me, so i just sort of gave up. Which was bad, cuz now i hardly work out at all Granted i worked out some in college, but because looks was my prime motivator, eventually my working out tapered down, until i wasnt doing it anymore at all.

also, what i realized was that looks were only a small part in the game of landing a decent woman. #1 i need to have the right setting to do it (meaning i have to be more involved, go out more, have more friends, etc) #2 i need to be at the right place in life (have a good job, living on my own, etc) and #3 learning how to communicate with them, and to attract them without looks.

your husband is a better man than i am. i have a hard time throwing looks out the door when it comes to women. probably one of the reasons i dont have a woman yet, as my standards are high. another reason is that i just dont try enough or get out much, i guess i have kind of given up on women too.

My husband would only date VERY beautiful (If you find that "look" beautiful - platinum blonde with big fake tits) YOUNG women... yet he ended up with me. An older non-fake looking down to earth brunette... He admits that had he seen my pic before he would never have responded because he would have found me to be intimidating! <----LOL

But as he talked to me first he was so engaged by my mind and heart that he felt less afraid of what in his opinion was a woman of classic beauty.

He tells me all the time. "Honey, you are SO pretty. I am so lucky to be with you." I chuckle and blush every time and say, "Honey you are so silly. I am just me."

Work on developing and finding yourself. Have fun and socialize along the way. You are far too young to think about "finding the perfect woman." Took my husband 55 yearsd. LOL and I am hardly perfect.

 

[healother]

well, not from you I am not gonna work for more people when only one is paying

so 1 million isnt enough? dang, its just an ass pic your face doesnt have to be in there or nothing.
and if you post another pic, with more skin, you might be able to win the thread

id consider providing karma for a shot, but im karma broke compared to most of these peeps.
but even still though 1 million is a lot, and you could possibly win that if you posted a more revealing pic. thats what the competition is doing, gotta step it up a notch

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

seriously you lost me there

Skeered.... if you were here with BM I would really have peed myself..


BM, no I didn't have another accident just the same one,I'll change when I'm done...

 

[foreigngirl]

too late now [/QUOTED
Damn! That's alright - my wife's an ass kicker too. LOVE IT!!

I have to delete my post before my husband sees it


lol

 

[foreigngirl]

so 1 million isnt enough? dang, its just an ass pic your face doesnt have to be in there or nothing.
and if you post another pic, with more skin, you might be able to win the thread

id consider providing karma for a shot, but im karma broke compared to most of these peeps.
but even still though 1 million is a lot, and you could possibly win that if you posted a more revealing pic. thats what the competition is doing, gotta step it up a notch

lol....the elaboration

Skeered.... if you were here with BM I would really have peed myself..

fuckin sarcasam, I missed it