what to do with my husbands ball

[shirlene29]

so...its lookin like the testicle that was crunched in the bike wreck might be gettin lopped off

someone (miplank) suggested I have it bronzed and used as a kegel ball

discuss

 

[miplank]

I say you flatten it out w/a mallet and dehydrate it and make him a wallet out of it.

 

[miplank]

Also, Use it as a belly button ring for yourself

 

[miplank]

Drill a hole through it and add it to your anal beads

 

[calveless wonder]

make it work again and give it to omega or bakemeacookie

 

[Ezekiel]

Never ending gobstopper?

 

[calveless wonder]

hang it from your rearview mirror in your car like fuzzy dice

 

[PICK3]

donate it to strongbow so he can use it as a glass eye

ololololo2

 

[miplank]

Put it in one of these and let your cat play with it.

 

[Ezekiel]

USe it to do magic tricks like the pea and the cups

 

[calveless wonder]

donate it to strongbow so he can use it as a glass eye

 

[Ezekiel]

Fondue anyone?

 

[calveless wonder]

use it as an olive in your next martini

 

[miplank]

hollow it out and use it as a coin purse

 

[chewyxrage]

play foosball with it

 

[samoth]

I came here to poast a parody thread, but OP reverse-pwned me.

 

[shirlene29]

lol

 

[shirlene29]

you missed the point iggs...its lookin like its gonna get snipped off

 

[iggy]

lick them

 

[Mr. dB]

It's medical waste, let the hospital dispose of it.

 

[miplank]

umm...there are plenty of good uses for it db's.

 

[dutchman063]

cook it and eat it.. consuming each others body parts will bring you two much closer

 

[musclemom]

Preserve it in formaldehyde like little kids do with their tonsils.

Pass it around at parties after people have had a few drinks and tell them to guess what it is.

 

[miplank]

make a voodoo doll out of it.

 

[musclemom]

Preserve it in plexiglass and either:

1. Turn it into a desk top conversation piece entitled "The Fuck Stops Here ... no, seriously, it did."

2. Drill hole, turn it into a necklace.

3. Drill hole, slice in half, turn into earrings.

4. Mount in gold, wear as large cocktail ring. Privately enjoy the pun.

 

[shirlene29]

Preserve it in plexiglass and either:

1. Turn it into a desk top conversation piece entitled "The Fuck Stops Here ... no, seriously, it did."

2. Drill hole, turn it into a necklace.

3. Drill hole, slice in half, turn into earrings.

4. Mount in gold, wear as large cocktail ring. Privately enjoy the pun.

LOLOL@ 1 and 4 especially

 

[samoth]

Preserve it in formaldehyde like little kids do with their tonsils.

W

T

F

 

[musclemom]

W

T

F

What, never heard of that?

 

[samoth]

What, never heard of that?

Keeping formaldehyded body parts in their room? Uhhhh... umm... no...

Maybe I missed out on some important childhood experiences.

 

[PICK3]

so...its lookin like the testicle that was crunched in the bike wreck might be gettin lopped off

ummmh ... pretty sure he lost his balls right after he said "I do"

 

[pbhardbody]

hollow it out, insert vibrating bullet, bronze it - instant ben wa ball...

or you could hang it from your "hood"

 

[chewyxrage]

Just take the other one while your at it and rig up something like this:

 

[nangiggles]

I like the voodoo doll idea...

 

[Stryker1992]

so...its lookin like the testicle that was crunched in the bike wreck might be gettin lopped off

someone (miplank) suggested I have it bronzed and used as a kegel ball

discuss

Throw it away and come play with mine!

 

[nangiggles]

give it to pick3, he'll cherish it....
why dont u get hubby some neuticles?

 

[iamthatiam]

I would say massage it. He will love you more.

 

[kx250rider]

e-Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charles

 

[Cry0genix]

This thread is fucking hilarious. And all the responses were way better than anything I could drudge up. This made my day.

 

[TableFun]

balls go in the mouth

 

[Mr. dB]

The classic answer would be to put it in your purse.

 

[miplank]

Throw it away and come play with mine!

shirlene wanted me to tell you to stfu

 

[Ezekiel]

Maybe he'll get to go on TRT... and get jacked!!

IF he gets implants he should see if he can get ones w/ led lights inside so at night it lights up like a xmas tree... Maybe the lights could change colours to music or sumpin...

 

[hurricane]

take pics and put it in your avatar for starts

 

[miplank]

take pics and put it in your avatar for starts

isn't that against TOS?

 

[Underwraps]

This is all hilarious. I don't think I could top any of those ideas. Umm, put some lavendar in the empty sack and put it in your undie drawer so it can feel at home? -the poor ting.

 

[nangiggles]

This is all hilarious. I don't think I could top any of those ideas. Umm, put some lavendar in the empty sack and put it in your undie drawer so it can feel at home? -the poor ting.

Potpourri holder, I like this!

 

[manny78]

omg...

 

[hurricane]

isn't that against TOS?

could be bro.. could be

 

[RottenWillow]

so...its lookin like the testicle that was crunched in the bike wreck might be gettin lopped off

Guess I missed the explanation in the first thread. God that's horrible.

 

[redshirt27se]

bury it in the ground and see if a beanstalk grows.

 

[nangiggles]

Guess I missed the explanation in the first thread. God that's horrible.

Her husband was in a bike accident where his "boys" got damaged, one of them might be going bye bye

Beat THAT gorillahung where is he btw?

 

[bw1]

bunk it

 

[jackangel]

classin' up the joint like always

 

[shirlene29]

whats not classy about this thread?