Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below LOLZ WTF ever I kicked the bush and look what came flying out of it. LOLZ My post count is strong bish, like my cawck and my bench press.
your post count is weak...you haven't even broke 10k yet. pussy
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your post count is weak...you haven't even broke 10k yet. pussy
Strongbow
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LOLZ WTF ever I kicked the bush and look what came flying out of it. LOLZ My post count is strong bish, like my cawck and my bench press.
mustang_00
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Strongbow
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Poor Rach
TableFun
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Poor Rach
stfu
is that what you're calling your vag these days?
nah bor...that's just where she parks it.
Strongbow
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You STFU you boney ass tooth pick looking tranny pic finding mutha fucker
I see you got my message...you likey?
LOLZ Yea i would have prolly pulled her cawck between her legs and tore her a new asshole.
i meant the one w/the 2 dudes...
Strongbow
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LOLZ Yea i would have prolly pulled her cawck between her legs and tore her a new asshole.
I figured your redneck hillybilly ass could appreciate that.
Strongbow
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Naw got to be at least half female to do anything for me at all.
Indeed. Well, in that case he's self employed, and I will use the same criteria for calling self employment wages "reliable income" as a mortgage company, i.e., three years worth of proof of income.
I am not laughing at him, I've done that before. I'm not going to criticize him or insult him, either. I think he's a well meaning young man and I'm trying to give him serious advice.
Marriage is about hearts, but we live in a consumer driver, capitalistic society and money troubles are the #1 thing that frustrate couples and drive a wedge between them.
There's nothing wrong with a long engagement, that's my point.
Naw got to be at least half female to do anything for me at all.
lol
We both work and we are both ready, we make good money together. We also got some moolah saved up
tell us combined income and moolah saved up, or youre a broke dick.
we got 1500 saved up which is enough for now, i live with her mom shes hot and cool. Were gettin our own place after my football season ends
I thought about blowing that much just the other day on a bigscreen and xbox. Best Buy almost roped me in but they required a Direct TV contract. Foiled again lol
Glad, you will end up blowing those 15 bills on a new car shortly. And what the hell are you doing living with her parents already, didnt you just meet her a few months ago?
The plot thickens lol
Well the house I was at I work with the girl and since she was getting promoted to manager I had to leave, now I guess shes not but that was after the fact I had already planned to move out. Plus rent is cheaper and I wanna get used to living with her before I marry her. Ive never stressed about things in life I just enjoy it as it comes... things always work out
what house were you at and why did you have to move out because she was getting promoted to manager? shit makes no sense
And its cool to live with someone before marrying but you gotta wait much longer than a couple months before moving in, especially a couple 20 year olds.
ololololololollolo
I must be blind or something but I swear I read that you live with your future ex-wife's mom and you have 1500 saved for your future??!?
llolololololololol
I must be blind or something but I swear I read that you live with your future ex-wife's mom and you have 1500 saved for your future??!?
llolololololololol
so glad, I take it you paid off all your debts since you have money saved? I mean, I KNOW the bank ain't payin shit for interest on that money you got saved (not that it matters as you're about to blow it soon anyway), but I KNOW your creditors are charging you BIG interest on what you owe them. Sounds like you're losing money brah.
If you want some help on your bills/budget and how to pay them off the best/fastest way, PM me.
If you want some help on your bills/budget and how to pay them off the best/fastest way, PM me.
calveless wonder
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sewer baby
oh sewer baby
oh sewer baby
redshirt27se
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As had been previously said, do not reproduce yet. If you were in a hurry to pop out kids I could see that as a reason (albeit a bad one) to get married now. Why not just chill out and get to know this chick? Do you know why she broke it off with her last fiance? And weren't you trying to fuck her while she was engaged? I don't see how either of you could trust each other just based on your previous relationship.
Oh this has bad outcome written all over it.
Why on earth the rush to get married? What's wrong with being engaged for a year or two?
And someone mentioned debt ... I totally forgot about that. Last I heard you had something like $17K in debt ... and weren't you going to school to become a physio therapist or something? Why not complete school, get started in your career, start whittling away at that debt and THEN take the big plunge
Glad, I know WTF I'm talking about. My ex and I got married, I was 18, he was 21. NEITHER of us had a job or a penny in the bank. First we lived with my mom, then we moved in with his. Our first car was a late 1960s Mercury with I don't remember how many miles on it. Within two months of our getting married 1) I was pregnant (and he didn't believe in abortion) and 2) he had suffered an injury that put him flat on his back for three months and took an additional three months to fully recover from.
I realize you want to be easy going and have fun but you need to accept that if you want to do grownup stuff (get married) you can't HAVE that kind of freedom any more, not if you want to be a good husband.
Oh Yeah, AND I had only known him for about three months before marrying him!
The more strikes against you before you walk down the aisle the greater the chances of misery.
I dated my current husband for FOUR YEARS before we moved in together (okay, granted, we were married to other people at the time, but we really did date) and we're STILL happy after all these years.
LOL @ Things always working out....
wow, seriously bro, it does not sound like you are economically ready or mature enough to do this, I know if you really wanna you'll do it, I really think you shouldnt... but good luck and I do wish you well....
wow, seriously bro, it does not sound like you are economically ready or mature enough to do this, I know if you really wanna you'll do it, I really think you shouldnt... but good luck and I do wish you well....
this shit is getting weirder and weirder
and you guys stop being assholes to me. I pop in now - notsomuch - at some point I won't come back ever. Wouldn't you rather just make fun of me a little and not all the time so I stick around so you can make fun of me again later.?
and you guys stop being assholes to me. I pop in now - notsomuch - at some point I won't come back ever. Wouldn't you rather just make fun of me a little and not all the time so I stick around so you can make fun of me again later.?
B0ARDIN087
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i think glad is trolling us. no one is this dumb
promise?
This.
Im considering banning him for a day because I honestly do think hes just trolling.
mrplunkey
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In all fairness, entertainment value has to count for something.
LOL. gotta be shittin me
Strongbow
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Don't leave me
Fuck these faggots
so we pushed the marriage from 10-10-10 to 12-11-10
bigpokey
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hashahahdlkhahhah allololoolol hahahal lololool this mfkn nigga cracks me the fuk up niga u hilarious
who really makes fun of you besides mitch? And yes, he is relentless, but consider the source.
stosstruppe
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Lol at the attempted Rach memememe hi-jack.
Any pics orb of her flat on her arse labia splayed so we can make informed opinions as to whether she's marriage material or not?
Any pics orb of her flat on her arse labia splayed so we can make informed opinions as to whether she's marriage material or not?
Strongbow
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Like who? I am thinking you have a vag and are over a buck fity you should be called something other than a gal.
i'm not gonna name names, if they want to chime in here then so be it.
The only vag I have is the one on my face that belongs to your wife.
Strongbow
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3 things
1) I said over a buck fity, you need to gain 10 pounds to qualify.
2) Leave some money in her purse when you get thru, Please.
3) How does my cawck taste?
1.) you said "i'm thinking you have a vag and are OVER a a buck fity"
2.) I'll put that $20 I get from cw in there
3.) She said she hasn't let you hit it in months
Ezekiel
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Well, if you lived close enough My wife could do your wedding photos for you!
Strongbow
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1) Not questioniong the fact you have a vag, or the fact that you are not over a buck fity.
2)We were gonna use the $20 from CW for beer.
3) You got months confused with minuets.
1.) You don't make any fucking sense and are confusing me
2.) Oh yeah, well I will just short change your wife and save the money for the beer
3.) Red Karma for you
Strongbow
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1) Ima STFU and stop confusing you
2) Just keep the whole $20, that one was on the house, we need all $20 for the beer
3) No reds
1) About time you STFU
2) why don't we combine the 20's and use it all on beer
3) too late
Strongbow
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1) Technically I'm not gonna STFU all the way up
2) In for double the beer
3)
1) I figured you wouldn't
2) Oh, we'll need to jack a lil more out of CW's wallet for tips n' shit
3) Did you get it?
Strongbow
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1)You knew I couldn't
2)We can sell off some of CW's shit if we need more money.
3 Yes and
1)You knew I couldn't
2)We can sell off some of CW's shit if we need more money.
3 Yes and
1) I did
2) Just not his car, cuz he's gotta be the DD remember.
3) you love it!
the jacket has spoken.
Underwraps
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Ditto, ditto, ditto. Are you sure you're in love with all your heart, mind, body and soul?
If so, go ahead and get married and live with just THOSE consequences, not consequences with kids. What is the rush too if you're living together? Are you saving yourselves? Are you Mormon or something? These days everyone calls themselves a xchun...
WARNING!
If she dumped the guy for you when she was engaged to him, she can do that again, easily.
RED FLAG!
My friend married a guy who was in a long term relationship for 4 years and he just dumps that girl for my friend. I knew it was doomed from the beginning. Sher nuff, 2 kids later, he leaves her for ANOTHER woman. Make sure she's in love with YOU and not just the idea of marriage as something cute and cozy with a princess party. Marriage is as serious as starting a business and you need about as much in pocket before you go in- at least enough for a hotdog stand. heh
Oh, and so you don't cheat on her in the future make sure of these things:
1) she can give you good head almost anytime you ask
2) she loves sex and will do it almost anytime you ask
3) if you like to go down on her, make sure she is okay with that or compromise some how
4) if you have fantasies you want to play out, make sure she knows about them before you marry
In short, make sure you're sexually compatible. I've heard every excuse a cheating man gives to cheat.
How to keep her from cheating? Don't be a lazy procrastinating caveman. Help out around the house, especially after kids which you won't have until you're at least 27. And make sure you make LOVE to her at least half the time vs. just using her to get off- that's when things start to go south for a women who might consider cheating someday.
Oh, there's more, but these are the highlights.
I can't tell you how to have a happy marriage lest I'm called out on my hyprocrisy, but I can tell how the road down to the crap house gets lubricated.
Good luck young man. Remember, your brain is not fully developed until about age 25...
This is actually good advice, mismatched libido is a HUGE problem....
Underwraps
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Thanks Nan! And I promise I will try to stop replaying the same old tapes. But, I'm glad this lecture to Glad (such a young dude to be marrying) resonated with somebody.
