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UPDATE on my LIFE

1) Still driving the geo
2) Benchin mid 300's @ 20, 21, 22 y/o
3) expanding apricot business, making some serious money
4) getting married to the girl that was engaged

dear god please tell me you're joking?

You've known her all of what? A couple months? And you're both young. Recipe for disaster dood. Just fuckin be her boyfriend for another 8-10 years - if you can stay together that long, then marry her.

What is with you and wanting to get married so bad at such a young age? You used to be engaged to like you HS sweetheart, right? You've banged about 5 chicks since her and now you're ready to get fuckin married again? What's the rush?
 
For the very religious, marriage means something different than it does to others. That said glad isn't exactly a model conservative Xtian.

But The good christian believes we are called to get married and honor god through that union. Scoff if you want but extended auditions are not really needed when you see marriage as the starting point of a relationship rather than a finalization of what already exists.

My parents got engaged after three months of dating. 31 years later, it's still working. I know another couple who were married at 21 (guy) and 18 (girl). Nine years later they are still devoted.

I'm not saying the model works for everyone. I'm just saying the "dont get married till xyz" isn't needed for everyone either.
 
that's great. The people you know are the exceptions, and you know that. You know as well as I do that statistically speaking, he would have a better chance at a successful (lasting) marriage if he waited a while. And no, he's not a model christian, he is a christian in word, not in deed.
 
just fyi.

the mroe you tell people not to marry or date - the more they want to marry or date.

all you can do is tell them they're stupid and not to bug them later on if things don't work or they got nothing but drama. Let them learn the hard way, esp when they don't want to listen to you (they never do, you men are always fascinated with the hot booty which of course goes away one day). Just move on with your life.

Let divorce lawyers make their money. They have kids to feed :)

c
 
dear god please tell me you're joking?

You've known her all of what? A couple months? And you're both young. Recipe for disaster dood. Just fuckin be her boyfriend for another 8-10 years - if you can stay together that long, then marry her.

What is with you and wanting to get married so bad at such a young age? You used to be engaged to like you HS sweetheart, right? You've banged about 5 chicks since her and now you're ready to get fuckin married again? What's the rush?

^^^ This

You're getting good advice. Listen to it.
 
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that's great. The people you know are the exceptions, and you know that. You know as well as I do that statistically speaking, he would have a better chance at a successful (lasting) marriage if he waited a while. And no, he's not a model christian, he is a christian in word, not in deed.

Plus...you know...it's glad for petes sake.
 
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Glad, good to hear you're doing well.
 
Any kid a few months removed from posting vids of himself doing bodyshots for the world to see isnt ready for marriage imo.
 
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Apricots are gay and your marriage will fail.

The other two facts I dont care about.
 
Glad to hear you're doing well!

For what it's worth, I dated for one month before I got married. It's now been 15 years.

wanting to do the "right thing" is often a precursor for actually doing the right thing. :)
 
Glad to hear you're doing well!

For what it's worth, I dated for one month before I got married. It's now been 15 years.

wanting to do the "right thing" is often a precursor for actually doing the right thing. :)

yea but youre all into being a good upstanding christian and stuff so you dont really count.
 
that's great. The people you know are the exceptions, and you know that. You know as well as I do that statistically speaking, he would have a better chance at a successful (lasting) marriage if he waited a while. And no, he's not a model christian, he is a christian in word, not in deed.

Of course, none of what I said applies to him. I'm not sure why I went off on that tangent. it was late, my brain was goo.

I think I intended to explain why he was marriage fixated, because in that "world," that's what you are taught. But again, my brain was goo, so I have no idea.
 
jesus christ

i want to LOL but i also want to shake my head in disbelief

why disbelief bor? I could have easily seen these erratic swings in behavior from someone such as teh Glad. In a month he will be updating us about dumping her and upgrading to doing lines off chicks instead of body shots. all on youtube of course.
 
wtf is an apricot business????
 
Ok glad, you cant expect to post this here without receiving opinions, so here are my 2 cents:
If you are spiritual/religious which I think you are (I dont so I dont care) marriage is supposed to actually mean something, a deep commitment, a promise upon a higher power that from that date forward you will help your partner, support them, put their needs ahead of your other family and even yours, ur pretty much becoming one, are you willing to be faithful, to support them in everything they do, to defend them above your own family?

I know lots of people in your same conditions that can make it just fine, however, dont you make minimum wage at Chilli's? you have an old geo metro... other than love what else do you offer this girl? rent, phone, cable, internet, power, water, gas, all those things, can you make it, if she works that's great so you can have support since it doesnt have to be all you, if you are SERIOUS about this go for it but PLEASE have a plan, save at least 10% of your salaries for a rainy day, build your credit, make a REALISTIC 5 year plan that obviously doesnt include corvettes and banging MILF :D

Good luck bro, you're a bad egg but ur entertaining as hell ;)
 
Ok glad, you cant expect to post this here without receiving opinions, so here are my 2 cents:
If you are spiritual/religious which I think you are (I dont so I dont care) marriage is supposed to actually mean something, a deep commitment, a promise upon a higher power that from that date forward you will help your partner, support them, put their needs ahead of your other family and even yours, ur pretty much becoming one, are you willing to be faithful, to support them in everything they do, to defend them above your own family?

I know lots of people in your same conditions that can make it just fine, however, dont you make minimum wage at Chilli's? you have an old geo metro... other than love what else do you offer this girl? [\b]rent, phone, cable, internet, power, water, gas, all those things, can you make it, if she works that's great so you can have support since it doesnt have to be all you, if you are SERIOUS about this go for it but PLEASE have a plan, save at least 10% of your salaries for a rainy day, build your credit, make a REALISTIC 5 year plan that obviously doesnt include corvettes and banging MILF :D

Good luck bro, you're a bad egg but ur entertaining as hell ;)


golddiggin' bish!!!!
 
lol. Like he's gonna say "Sorry hon. I'm not gonna marry you cuz of what strangesr told me to do on an internet forum". (assumimg he's even truthful here)

Let him learn the hard way. That's the only way people learn. And you wonder why I don't have any sympathy for people bitching about divorces, ex's or child custody. You got married, you deal with it.

c
 
Id be weary of number 4

she already did her test run of rebellion, next time it will be for real

do not enslave your self to something fickle.....
 
dear god please tell me you're joking?

You've known her all of what? A couple months? And you're both young. Recipe for disaster dood. Just fuckin be her boyfriend for another 8-10 years - if you can stay together that long, then marry her.

What is with you and wanting to get married so bad at such a young age? You used to be engaged to like you HS sweetheart, right? You've banged about 5 chicks since her and now you're ready to get fuckin married again? What's the rush?

agreed
 
The thing is I am not scared of change. Im not gonna say "I need x amount of money, slept with x amount of girls, and own x amount of stuff before i get married. I knew right away that I wanted to marry this girl. I wanna have kids too

I adjust my life to whatever gets thrown at me, most people cant do that, they break down and stress, I can do it and im only 20 i think its a gift
 
The thing is I am not scared of change. Im not gonna say "I need x amount of money, slept with x amount of girls, and own x amount of stuff before i get married. I knew right away that I wanted to marry this girl. I wanna have kids too

I adjust my life to whatever gets thrown at me, most people cant do that, they break down and stress, I can do it and im only 20 i think I am a gift

fixed
 
I adjust my life to whatever gets thrown at me, most people cant do that, they break down and stress, I can do it and im only 20 i think its a gift

That's called life, son. You're not all that unique. You'll figure that out in 15-20 years.

Normally, rational people make plans and try to be prepared, but shit just happens and you hope you're ready. But, it happens anyway and life rolls on. So you either roll with it or you end up on the streets or in a facility somewhere.

I still think you should wait and try to prepare a bit more. Why not finish school and establish yourself in a career before you take on the responsibility of a family? Children? Shit son. I don't want to have to pay for your kids too! And I know I will, because I know you can't.

You're being very selfish. But I guess I can't expect much more from what I've come to know of you. Hope you change your mind and get your shit a little more together.
 
oh cmon ceo, hes a kid...you didnt think you were cockstrong and ready to take on the world when you were a kid?
 
That's called life, son. You're not all that unique. You'll figure that out in 15-20 years.

Normally, rational people make plans and try to be prepared, but shit just happens and you hope you're ready. But, it happens anyway and life rolls on. So you either roll with it or you end up on the streets or in a facility somewhere.

I still think you should wait and try to prepare a bit more. Why not finish school and establish yourself in a career before you take on the responsibility of a family? Children? Shit son. I don't want to have to pay for your kids too! And I know I will, because I know you can't.

You're being very selfish. But I guess I can't expect much more from what I've come to know of you. Hope you change your mind and get your shit a little more together.
Damn Dude
 
the maturity gap from 20 to 25 is massive. even 20 to 22 or 23 is big. you aren't mature enough to get married. you also aren't financially stable enough to. are you gonna sleep in your parent's basement? cause working at chili's is not going to be enough.
 
and to build on, I'd say the maturity gap between 25 and 30 is also pretty big...
 
Damn Glad - if you wanted to get married so badly why didn't you just move here to be my bitch? Atleast I might let you drive my Jeep every once in a while.
 
glad..you should really fix your car before getting married. You don't wanna break down and be stuck somewhere for 6 hours (like what happened in san fran).
 
god damn it. after you marry her can you move out of the US. so that those of us who have jobs dont have to keep paying for your inevitably broke and homeless ass. getting married at 20 to some hooker who was just engaged 3 months ago. your by far the biggest winner i know
 
god damn it. after you marry her can you move out of the US. so that those of us who have jobs dont have to keep paying for your inevitably broke and homeless ass. getting married at 20 to some hooker who was just engaged 3 months ago. your by far the biggest winner i know

*you're
 
maybe just maybe if she has a decent job between both of you you'll be able to make ends meet, pay the bills, rent, etc but kids? that should be in a 5 year plan man.... oh and how many years in row have you been 20 bro? :D
 
Glad I got two things for you young brutha:
1) Never buy a cow that you can get the milk from for free.
2) If you marry her, getting more and other poosie=cheating, judges like really don't like that shit, when you're in divorce court.

Learn from your older, wiser brutha's mistakes. Remember what Snoop said, "we don't love dem hoes"
 
Glad I got two things for you young brutha:
1) Never buy a cow that you can get the milk from for free.
2) If you marry her, getting more and other poosie=cheating, judges like really don't like that shit, when you're in divorce court.

Learn from your older, wiser brutha's mistakes. Remember what Snoop said, "we don't love dem hoes"

you didn't learn from your own mistakes..how many times you been married?


















ps...nice sock in your boxers bro.
 
you didn't learn from your own mistakes..how many times you been married?

















ps...nice sock in your boxers bro.
LOLZ and I really hate to bust your bubble but that ain't no sock, but I do have to use a modified car intertube for a condom, thanks for noticing. And i am working on number 4, wait number 3, I been divorced 3 times so yea number 4, but she is a real winner. All this body and that big ass pee pee, sure pulls in da hoes I can tell you that.
 
LOLZ and I really hate to bust your bubble but that ain't no sock, but I do have to use a modified car intertube for a condom, thanks for noticing. And i am working on number 4, wait number 3, I been divorced 3 times so yea number 4, but she is a real winner. All this body and that big ass pee pee, sure pulls in da hoes I can tell you that.

hate to burst your bubble, but I didn't notice shit. Shirlene dimed you out in plat chat.
 
LOLZ and I really hate to bust your bubble but that ain't no sock, but I do have to use a modified car intertube for a condom, thanks for noticing. And i am working on number 4, wait number 3, I been divorced 3 times so yea number 4, but she is a real winner. All this body and that big ass pee pee, sure pulls in da hoes I can tell you that.

pics or it's a fuckin sock!
 
Shirlene aint dimed nobody out, she is just sour cause she can't handle all that, tell you what let's ask Nann she has a pic, and I offered to send it to Shirlene, she was scared too see the monster.

yeah, but I told you to send it over to me and you didn't. :qt:
 
hate to burst your bubble, but I didn't notice shit. Shirlene dimed you out in plat chat.
Shirlene aint dimed nobody out, she is just sour cause she can't handle all that, tell you what let's ask Nann she has a pic, and I offered to send it to Shirlene, she was scared too see the monster.
 
Bullshit Plank you been trying to get cawck pics for a year now. I ain't sending you dude's shit, cept for AAP and Pick 3, I will send them dudes and any women cawck pics if they want, but not you guys.
 
funny SB, you told me you only try and sxt me up....when I called bullshit you told me "no, youre the only one" yet...youre sending cock pics to nan...hmmmmmm
 
funny SB, you told me you only try and sxt me up....when I called bullshit you told me "no, youre the only one" yet...youre sending cock pics to nan...hmmmmmm
Nann said put up or shut up so I did, case closed, I have not asked her to feed the monster. And by the way, I only wanna bruise your fucking tonsils, I don't want you to like it. Well maybe I want you to like the creamy ending, but I sure as hell am gonna make you sweat for the gravy.
 
you have such a way with women SB, I can see why you're on number 4
 
you have such a way with women SB, I can see why you're on number 4
Yea well don't be drinking that hateraid, I can't help that my cawck has its on area code, I can see Plank's envy, but why you trying to hate.
 
And since you like to let the cat out the bag so much, Ima PM PB tell him all the shit you told me. You can thank me later.
 
Glad, let's try this tact:
1. Have you met the girl's parents yet?

2. Do you have, at minimum, a solid job with a steady income, a home of your own (yes, apartments count) and at least three months of expenses (rent/mortgage and all utilities plus food) saved up in the bank?

3. If you cannot answer yes to both questions then I'm telling you, as a person who got married WAYYYYY too young, with both of us absolutely unprepared for it (we couldn't answer yes to any of the questions in #2) the odds of it being a lifetime union are stacked heavily against you.
 
If Glad's messican - then he's the right age to get married and start popping out babies. Only dumbass white people wanna wait til they're 30 and then find out, the pool of attractive single people has just shrunk. Owned.

c
 
If Glad's messican - then he's the right age to get married and start popping out babies. Only dumbass white people wanna wait til they're 30 and then find out, the pool of attractive single people has just shrunk. Owned.

c
Wow, could you be more racist... oh wait, yes, you could :D
 
If Glad's messican - then he's the right age to get married and start popping out babies. Only dumbass white people wanna wait til they're 30 and then find out, the pool of attractive single people has just shrunk. Owned.

c

I've banged a lot of hot 30+ yr olds.
 
If Glad's messican - then he's the right age to get married and start popping out babies. Only dumbass white people wanna wait til they're 30 and then find out, the pool of attractive single people has just shrunk. Owned.

c

only if they're looking for someone the same age
 
2. Do you have, at minimum, a solid job with a steady income,



Are you a fucking moron? Did you not read about his apricot seed ebay business?

Buy It Now FTW!
 
Glad I got two things for you young brutha:
1) Never buy a cow that you can get the milk from for free.
2) If you marry her, getting more and other poosie=cheating, judges like really don't like that shit, when you're in divorce court.

Learn from your older, wiser brutha's mistakes. Remember what Snoop said, "we don't love dem hoes"

judges can't base divorce preceddings on cheating.
or maybe the laws are different in MI.
but how could your prove the cheating? hard to prove
and expensive to do so...so it's a non-factor.
my best bro went thru a nasty divorce with his preggos wifey (somebody else's kid)...and it was never brought up and the good bro still got hosed
 
judges can't base divorce preceddings on cheating.
or maybe the laws are different in MI.
but how could your prove the cheating? hard to prove
and expensive to do so...so it's a non-factor.
my best bro went thru a nasty divorce with his preggos wifey (somebody else's kid)...and it was never brought up and the good bro still got hosed

I think it depends on if it's a "no-fault" state or not.
 
lol - This thread is fuckin awesome

SB is a damn attention whore

and glad is just rediculous...Glad you should have your own reality show bro....rediculous men with rediculous jobs and unattainable dreams
 
lol - This thread is fuckin awesome

SB is a damn attention whore

and glad is just rediculous...Glad you should have your own reality show bro....rediculous men with rediculous jobs and unattainable dreams
Half the attention on me is put there by others, I recall a SB Unappreciation thread started by some one. I can t remeber who it was, can you help me out ngr?:p
 
you get your post count up bitch
Stop looking at my pee pee, you are making me uncomfortable. LOLZ @ you taking up for this unknown alter, makes you look very suspicious.
 
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