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It's Official...I'm Celebate...for a Year...
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javaguru
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Thanks...Ironically, wiminz are very available when you don't want one...lol.
javaguru
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Is this the first time you've gone a year, Java?
As an undergrad starting college as a freshman I did...I had wild success. I pwned myself with my womanizing and partying ways...
Are you not good at compartmentalizing different areas of your life? Can you not have someone to sleep with and also be productive? Are you the type who focuses on only one thing at a time wholeheartedly?
javaguru
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Are you not good at compartmentalizing different areas of your life? Can you not have someone to sleep with and also be productive? Are you the type who focuses on only one thing at a time wholeheartedly?
Probably, I achieved a 98% on my first maths midterm...Abby is a really pretty and smart gal that laughs at all my jokes while giving me "those eyes". She managed a 100% on the midterm...I'm going to crush her next time around!
Obviously, even in your celibate state you are not impervious to the wiles of the wiminz.
There is nothing wrong with not having sex if you don't feel like having sex, and there is nothing wrong with not spending all your time chasing "the strange" in bars. But, I remember some muggawugga that goes something like "if something doesn't matter to you, then it doesn't exist to you." As you are posting about your celibacy, you are obviously thinking about it. If you were truly free from the lure of the female (be it their sex, smell or smile) then you would not need to congratulate yourself for this long sexless year.
I'm glad you're doing well in school (despite Abby's attempts to foil you).
I'm sure you're not interested, but you might want to consider a new approach. Don't avoid women, just treat them like everyone else. Be happy that you're still getting "those eyes" but don't lose your head ever time a pretty girl smiles at you. You're going to have to live among women for the rest of your life (even if you are a code monkey) so you should probably try and get used to them. Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to sex a girl AND get all As.
javaguru
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Obviously, even in your celibate state you are not impervious to the wiles of the wiminz.
There is nothing wrong with not having sex if you don't feel like having sex, and there is nothing wrong with not spending all your time chasing "the strange" in bars. But, I remember some muggawugga that goes something like "if something doesn't matter to you, then it doesn't exist to you." As you are posting about your celibacy, you are obviously thinking about it. If you were truly free from the lure of the female (be it their sex, smell or smile) then you would not need to congratulate yourself for this long sexless year.
I'm glad you're doing well in school (despite Abby's attempts to foil you).
I'm sure you're not interested, but you might want to consider a new approach. Don't avoid women, just treat them like everyone else. Be happy that you're still getting "those eyes" but don't lose your head ever time a pretty girl smiles at you. You're going to have to live among women for the rest of your life (even if you are a code monkey) so you should probably try and get used to them. Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to sex a girl AND get all As.
Barry appointed a Harvard President dude that claimed that wiminz aren't smart in math or the sciences.
Abby is a smart gal and I'm not a sexists but I always get the highest grade in the class...that's probably why Abby likes me...
javaguru
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Obviously, even in your celibate state you are not impervious to the wiles of the wiminz.
There is nothing wrong with not having sex if you don't feel like having sex, and there is nothing wrong with not spending all your time chasing "the strange" in bars. But, I remember some muggawugga that goes something like "if something doesn't matter to you, then it doesn't exist to you." As you are posting about your celibacy, you are obviously thinking about it. If you were truly free from the lure of the female (be it their sex, smell or smile) then you would not need to congratulate yourself for this long sexless year.
I'm glad you're doing well in school (despite Abby's attempts to foil you).
I'm sure you're not interested, but you might want to consider a new approach. Don't avoid women, just treat them like everyone else. Be happy that you're still getting "those eyes" but don't lose your head ever time a pretty girl smiles at you. You're going to have to live among women for the rest of your life (even if you are a code monkey) so you should probably try and get used to them. Your next mission, if you choose to accept it, is to sex a girl AND get all As.
I luv me some wiminz.......I'm a hetero male...I'll be a solitary man...
Barry appointed a Harvard President dude that claimed that wiminz aren't smart in math or the sciences.
Wait, I thought she got a better grade than you in math.
Summers' appointment to economic advisor is invariant of whatever his decade old speech was about. I remember reading about that years ago. I thought it was that US men did better statistically than US women in math in sciences (but in Iceland women do better than men in math and science), not that women were innately bad at either.
As an aside, a US woman going through hormone therapy to become a man reported becoming better at and more interested in math and science after being pumped full of testosterone for a few months.
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