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Should I buy my gf fake tits?
- Thread starter wootoom
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WoodyO
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I sure miss getting my salad tossed.
ha1a1
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Some women also get their nipples shortened. Women have larger breasts these days than ever before. Toxins in the environment are mimmicking estrogen. Also the reason more guys have bitch tits. Apparently non stick pans contribute to large breasts/bitch tits.
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mustang_00
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you have enough tits for the both of you. or, is she jelly?
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Jesus fucking christ
mrplunkey
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Yes, absolutely. Complete no-brainer.
Reasons for her:
1) Restores (or improves) post-baby self-confidence.
2) Makes it easier for her to stay proportionate (I'll explain you you're interested)
3) Shows that you are both emotionally and financially supportive of things that are important to her.
Reasons for you:
1) Her improved or restored self confidence will translate into more frequent and more enthusiastic sex with you.
2) Assuming you get a good doctor (don't skimp on price), they'll be perfect. They will absolutely blow your mind.
3) As you age, you'll increasingly become a boob man.
4) I've personally watched several of my friends go from "I'm not really a boob man" to "hey, that was a great idea" once their GF's got boob jobs.
harsh
