The new ride is here!

[WoodyO]

You've turned into a real pussy magnet, haven't ya?

 

[miplank]

So are you gonna drive it on the street?


I'm jelly as fugg, butt woodn't have bought a red one


red is for 1/2 fgts

repost!

 

[PICK3]

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[LostCauze]

I'll race both mine for pinks!! Your choice haha
Sick car bro


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[PICK3]

I'll race both mine for pinks!! Your choice haha
Sick car bro


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Fly to race!

 

[dabuffguy]

I'll race both mine for pinks!! Your choice haha
Sick car bro


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I have a mustang too. Supercharged. It will kick my vette's ass in a drag race.

 

[WoodyO]

What are you compensating for?

 

[dabuffguy]

You've turned into a real pussy magnet, haven't ya?

The car does get a lot of attention, that's for sure. I've noticed 4 different people take out their phones on the freeway and take pics or vids.

Funny, there was a young girl, about 8-10 years old, was staring at it at a stop light with her mouth dropped. My fiance noticed her and started laughing.

Lots of thumbs up and honks, etc.

In person it does look like something exotic, more like a Ferrari. Previous generation corvettes don't have that exotic look, very "American sports car". The new looks like it came from Italy, not Detroit. It's definitely a very bold and attractive looking car to most people.

 

[PICK3]

there was a young girl, about 8-10 years old, was staring at it at a stop light with her mouth dropped

pedo alert!

 

[-SD-]

pedo alert!

Mormon alert!

 

[dabuffguy]

pedo alert!

Gross

 

[dabuffguy]

What are you compensating for?

My small penis, virgin status and lack of positive self image? And because I look like Joe Rogan.

 

[nydj66]

My small penis, virgin status and lack of positive self image? And because I look like Joe Rogan.

#smallturkishpenis

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[WoodyO]

My small penis, virgin status and lack of positive self image? And because I look like Joe Rogan.

You have low self esteem and you need a positive male role model in your life.

 

[dabuffguy]

You have low self esteem and you need a positive male role model in your life.

Java claims to be a shining example of a male role model. He'd tell me to not do my work how it's supposed to be done so I could prove a point, and eventually get fired.

He'd also encourage hitting women in the face.

 

[PICK3]

My small penis, virgin status and lack of positive self image? And because I look like Joe Rogan.

olololololololololol!

 

[PICK3]

Took delivery this week on the new car.

Love it, it's a beautiful machine.

p'wnt for knot waiting for the 2015 model!


Chevrolet Calls 2015 ZO6 Most Capable Corvette Ever – Insider Car News

 

[dabuffguy]

p'wnt for knot waiting for the 2015 model!


Chevrolet Calls 2015 ZO6 Most Capable Corvette Ever – Insider Car News

The Z06 is going to be another $30k.

I'm buying a supercharger to put my car at 700hp for only another 5.

Not that horsepower is everything the Z06 is better at, but I'm 100% satisfied with my car.

 

[miplank]

you lower it yet, fgt?

 

[dabuffguy]

you lower it yet, fgt?

Not yet.

 

[PICK3]

The Z06 is going to be another $30k.

I'm buying a supercharger to put my car at 700hp for only another 5.

Not that horsepower is everything the Z06 is better at, but I'm 100% satisfied with my car.

So, wut you're sayin' is you're knot a baller?

 

[dabuffguy]

So, wut you're sayin' is you're knot a baller?

Didn't say that.

 

[miplank]

Not yet.

wtf you waiting for?

 

[WoodyO]

His allowance

 

[PICK3]

I'm jelly as all fuck

 

[dabuffguy]

wtf you waiting for?

Finding the time.

 

[miplank]

bro, bring that bitch up to me and ill knock it out for you.


suspensions are my specialty.

 

[PlN]

chevy piece of shit

 

[PICK3]

suspensions are my specialty.

dick is your specialty you 1/2 fgt

 

[WoodyO]

Wow, that was rude as fuck.

 

[dabuffguy]

Ya it was Pick, that was really rude.

 

[-SD-]

I just cant believe how fucking rude that was

 

[PICK3]

Sorry

I blame the butt load of hydros I just took

 

[dabuffguy]

chevy piece of shit

And mopped again you faggot

 

[wootoom]

And mopped again you faggot

Why? He's your alter.


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[-SD-]

Why? He's your alter.


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Still gotta show that alter whos boss

 

[caligirl85]

Why? He's your alter.


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LOL gotta keep up appearances.

 

[caligirl85]

dick is your specialty you 1/2 fgt

I kinda like the angry, aggressive Pick3

 

[PICK3]

I kinda like the angry, aggressive Pick3

 

[miplank]

dick is your specialty

so i've been told...

 

[dabuffguy]

Why? He's your alter.


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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


Thanks Bullwinkle

 

[nangiggles]

so i've been told...

Your specialty is taking dicks, nice life.

 

[PICK3]

Your specialty is taking dicks, nice life.

rude

 

[miplank]

Your specialty is taking dicks, nice life.

Correction; My speciality is giving it.



oh and

 

[-SD-]

I give and take simultaneously

 

[dabuffguy]

I give and take simultaneously

Rob Sandwich?

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off


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[-SD-]

Rob Sandwich?

Two robs with a bor in the middle

 

[nangiggles]

Two robs with a bor in the middle

Thanks for ruining lunch

 

[wootoom]

My carpet is ruined


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[dabuffguy]

My carpet is ruined


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[-SD-]

Thanks for ruining lunch

I ruined dick

 

[PICK3]

should have waited 1/2 fgt

2015 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray getting 8-speed automatic transmission | Fox News

 

[dabuffguy]

should have waited 1/2 fgt

2015 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray getting 8-speed automatic transmission | Fox News

0 for 2, Pick3.

Only pussies drive automatics.

I got exactly what I wanted, and you drive Rav4.

You drive the same types of cars menopausal women drive. There something you're not telling us?

 

[redsamurai]

And mopped again you faggot

wow that must have been a cool looking windows 7 split screen what with one side blacked out and all and the other all clean and shit. Can I multiple personality disorder?

 

[wootoom]

Lolololoo


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[dabuffguy]

wow that must have been a cool looking windows 7 split screen what with one side blacked out and all and the other all clean and shit. Can I multiple personality disorder?

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[PICK3]

2014 Chevrolet Silverado High Country


As tested: $53,470 (4WD Crew w/short bed)

Type: 4-door, 5-passenger pickup

Engine: 6.2-liter V8

Power: 420 hp, 460 lb-ft torque

Transmission: 6-speed automatic

 

[miplank]

the 6.2L is nothing new fgt

 

[Dial_tone]

Spinners or GTFO.

 

[PICK3]

the 6.2L is nothing new fgt

Corvette engine

 

[PICK3]

Only pussies drive automatics.

butt I'm shiftless

I got exactly what I wanted, and you drive Rav4.

and I had to bring it to the stealership yesterday cuz of a recall



fml!

 

[miplank]

pwnt!

 

[wootoom]

Speaking of recall, I'm there right now


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[PICK3]

Speaking of recall, I'm there right now


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p'wnt!

 

[redsamurai]

p'wnt!

pwnt is getting a sportscar with an automatic. Or even wanting a sportscar with an automatic. They literally make automatic sportscars for fgts and with a roll of the shoulders, a tacit admission to the loss of testosterone from the general male pop.

All automatic sportscars should come with a rotating dildo in the seat for fgts like you.

 

[PICK3]

pwnt is getting a sportscar with an automatic. Or even wanting a sportscar with an automatic. They literally make automatic sportscars for fgts and with a roll of the shoulders, a tacit admission to the loss of testosterone from the general male pop.

All automatic sportscars should come with a rotating dildo in the seat for fgts like you.

wut the fuck you talkin about you leased base model Camry driving fgt

 

[wootoom]

Omg Dabuff your car isn't an automatic is it?


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[PICK3]

Omg Dabuff your car isn't an automatic is it?


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good chance him being a fgt and all

 

[dabuffguy]

Omg Dabuff your car isn't an automatic is it?


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I'm not a queer...

http://oi59.tinypic.com/opoh7k.jpg

 

[wootoom]

I'm not a queer...



http://oi59.tinypic.com/opoh7k.jpg

God I want to sit on that.....


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[WoodyO]

I want to spin you around like a fuckin' top while you sit on it.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm not a queer...

http://oi59.tinypic.com/opoh7k.jpg

Says who?

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[miplank]

Lol^

 

[dabuffguy]

Says who?

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Says beezekiel

 

[PretzelBuns]

Wurd

 

[dabuffguy]

God I want to sit on that.....


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[nangiggles]

Weirdo

 

[dabuffguy]

Weirdo

The only thing that came to mind from woot's comment was south park.

It is pretty crude actually.

 

[PICK3]

ololololololo! @ dabuffMo p'wnt for knot waiting!!!

Chevrolet Turns Loose the Latest Z06 Convertible | TheDetroitBureau.com

 

[dabuffguy]

Hahaha, stfu pick.

You drive a menopausal, dried-up uterus machine.

 

[PICK3]

Hahaha, stfu pick.

You drive a menopausal, dried-up uterus machine.

ageist!

 

[nangiggles]

ageist!

Lolololol

 

[wootoom]

Quit bumping old threads


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[PICK3]

If I rawked a vag I wood buy this!

butt knot in red

 

[miplank]

okay pdaddy

 

[PICK3]

okay pdaddy

Where is that guy?

I love him




no homo though

 

[miplank]

too much botox...he can't blink anymore and the computer screen is too bright

 

[PICK3]

too much botox...he can't blink anymore and the computer screen is too bright

will botox smooth out my dirt wrinkle

 

[miplank]

lololololol

 

[nangiggles]

Where is that guy?

I love him




no homo though

He FB unfriended me, my butt is still incredibly hurt

 

[miplank]

what a dick

 

[PICK3]

dick move

butt new doc wifey monitors his FB

 

[nangiggles]

what a dick

You of all people? srsly?

 

[WoodyO]

He's still my IG friend. He's apparently into blowing glass now.

 

[nangiggles]

He's still my IG friend. He's apparently into blowing ass now.

fixed!

 

[miplank]

You of all people? srsly?

too many beaners on your page

 

[WoodyO]

It gives me a headache trying to read Nan's friends comments. Trying to comprehend what they were trying to say. Eventually vertigo sets in and I wake up bleeding from the head.

 

[PICK3]

He's apparently into blowing glass now.

He's blowing Michael Glass now

teh Urologist from Denver

Urologist Denver | Michael Glass, MD | Advanced Urology

 

[nangiggles]

lololol damn :/