I found a fucking monkey on my patio once and musclemom went nuts

I once found a sloth in my yard
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I didn't give you shit about the monkey, I gave you shit about killing the lynx. As I recall I was in favor of your shooting and eating the monkey -- revolting little bastards.I found a fucking monkey on my patio once and musclemom went nuts
My ex and I went to the Philly Zoo in the winter once decades ago, before security cameras were cheap and common. The barrier was just a three foot high three railed fence, we were playing with the lions and tigers like you'd play with a cat, instead of string we used our scarfs. Had them big kitties romping all over

I didn't give you shit about the monkey, I gave you shit about killing the lynx. As I recall I was in favor of your shooting and eating the monkey -- revolting little bastards.
Sheldon Cooper thinks so, too. They're like nasty, furry 12 year old boys who have never been taught manners -- constantly playing with their shit or genitals.WTF!?! Monkey's are awesome.
Not a thing, but I don't want to see some kid doing it.What is wrong with playing with your own genitals?
My ex and I went to the Philly Zoo in the winter once decades ago, before security cameras were cheap and common. The barrier was just a three foot high three railed fence, we were playing with the lions and tigers like you'd play with a cat, instead of string we used our scarfs. Had them big kitties romping all over![]()
My life is still moar fucked up than yours
just sayin'

^ Thisboo fuckin hoo
We won't be homeless, we'll be debt free, own our home -- however small-- and vehicle outright. Hubby's SS will be our primary source of income.I bought a sammich and drink for a runaway kid in front of the market the other day. Someone will come though and help you when you are old and homeless.
His SS benefits in six years are going to be just around half of what his monthly income is now.YepMM were you married to your other hubby 10 or more years?
I'm sorry, dear.
Does it help to know you're probably far more financially solvent than hubby and I?
You're most welcumyes, it helps a bunch!
thx for that![]()

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