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Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

javaguru

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When my girlfriend said,"I love you." My response was, "I really like you too." That has happened on a number of occasions. :worried:
 
I went to take this girl I met at a party on our first date and she had me meet her parents. Very awkwards. I just wanted to bang not meet her parents.
 
javaguru said:
When my girlfriend said,"I love you." My response was, "I really like you too." That has happened on a number of occasions. :worried:
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I've actually said thank you in response to a premature I love you - several times.
 
when I was 15, my girl at the time hugged me really hard in front of her family and I ripped ass. LOUDLY! I was fucking embarressed to the full extent.
 
javaguru said:
When my girlfriend said,"I love you." My response was, "I really like you too." That has happened on a number of occasions. :worried:
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Next time say "I love the time we spend together".

the time, not HER.
 
El Dandy said:
when I was 15, my girl at the time hugged me really hard in front of her family and I ripped ass. LOUDLY! I was fucking embarressed to the full extent.
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That can't be as bad as being a Bengal's fan. :)
 
Bobber said:
My dad walking in on my girlfriend sitting on my face butt ass naked!
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Fucking classic! I remember banging a chic for hours when I was a senior in H.S. I thought we were the only 2 in the house. I walked out of my room, butt ass naked and my Dad was sitting in hios recliner and just smiled at me. It was that "I'm proud of you son smile".
 
Lol, it was so long ago I really don't remember if we really ever talked about it. She was a little uncomfortable with a it for a bit but it didn't impede the act or anything. She was a champ!
 
Bobber said:
Lol, it was so long ago I really don't remember if we really ever talked about it. She was a little uncomfortable with a it for a bit but it didn't impede the act or anything. She was a champ!
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I love it when they accept it like champs. I love that term.
 
El Dandy said:
when I was 15, my girl at the time hugged me really hard in front of her family and I ripped ass. LOUDLY! I was fucking embarressed to the full extent.
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damn dude
 
El Dandy said:
I have suffered thru Klingler, Ka Janna Carter, Akili Smith, and tons of other turds. At least he have hope now. Hope goes along way after the horrible 90's.
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I met big daddy when I lived with Eddie George at OSU. :)
 
Bobber said:
She was soooooo much fun in the sack!
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My girl now is a straight "WORLD CHAMP". I can't believe the punishment she takes during sex. I tied her arms behind her back and then ripped of her panties and then was giving it to her hammer style last week and she kept trying to get away from me. It started pissing me off when she started getting mouthy and telling me I couldn't have it. Next thing she knew she was pinned and couldn;t move while I was railing her pussy like the monarail. I think she learned a valuable lesson that day. We were laughing about that shit today. Man, we have great sex!!!
 
javaguru said:
When my girlfriend said,"I love you." My response was, "I really like you too." That has happened on a number of occasions. :worried:
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lol!!!...i think my line was ..."awhhh, thats so sweet of you" ..then i would change the subject.
 
El Dandy said:
My girl now is a straight "WORLD CHAMP". I can't believe the punishment she takes during sex. I tied her arms behind her back and then ripped of her panties and then was giving it to her hammer style last week and she kept trying to get away from me. It started pissing me off when she started getting mouthy and telling me I couldn't have it. Next thing she knew she was pinned and couldn;t move while I was railing her pussy like the monarail. I think she learned a valuable lesson that day. We were laughing about that shit today. Man, we have great sex!!!
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lol
 
javaguru said:
I met big daddy when I lived with Eddie George at OSU. :)
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BIG DADDY! LMAO! When I was in the fireworks business some years back. he came in my store and bought like 1000.00 worth of shit. So I help him out to his ride, and the fucker drove up in a Porsche. I just looked at him and said you have to be kidding right? He started laughing and we then started loading that freakin' car. I can't believe we got everything in there. He tipped me a C note. Buster Douglas tips better though.
 
NJjuice22 said:
lol!!!...i think my line was ..."awhhh, thats so sweet of you" ..then i would change the subject.
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I had one girl I dated give me the "I love you" three times over the course of a couple months and that was my response; I did feel sorry for her.
 
javaguru said:
I had one girl I dated give me the "I love you" three times over the course of a couple months and that was my response; I did feel sorry for her.
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I have grown pretty cold over the years. I have always found the best response for the shit is; Shut the fuck up. I mean it full heartedly, but I say it a fun way so she thinks I'm kiddiing, but she still not sure. I hate that shit!
 
Stefka said:
Or on the phone:
Stefka's bf: Goonight, I love you
Stefka: Um yeah ok bye
Stefka hangs up quickly
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That's a kick in the nuts...lol. Was he man enough to break up right afterward?
 
My girlfriend dumped me on the day I met her parents. We were supposed to have dinner, and I forgot to bring my entree. She let me have it right infront of the whole family. Even her grandma and her slow uncle Bob!

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id say I was 17 dating this girl,we had been together a few months and she was blowing me,and as I came I let out the nastiest fart ever to come from my butthole,I swear i felt my balls move,that girl didnt miss a beat kept sucking away, after she made jokes about it.

that girl kept right on sucking for 3.5 years,but she was wacko
 
I had an awkward moment when I had to go home and tell my girlfriend I lost her in a card game.

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Stefka said:
You say that now. In a few weeks you will have forgotten what pride is.
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Whatever female.....I have have 35 years of pride to back me up. I'll cut off my nose to spite my face. :) I'm not really kidding about that..... :worried:
 
I used to date Needto's wife's friend. But, they didn't like the joke I played on their kid at his birthday party.

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I once had a date show up on Saturday night, and I thought we were scheduled to get together the following Saturday night. I had a different date in the shower! :worried:
 
One single mom didn't like the way I treated the little guy???

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heatherrae said:
I once had a date show up on Saturday night, and I thought we were scheduled to get together the following Saturday night. I had a different date in the shower! :worried:
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Post like these make it hard for me to defend you when Stilleto and the others call you easy.

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El Dandy said:
FUCK ALL OF YOU BENGALS HATERS! LOL! I have been a Bengals fan since 79. I will go to grave being a die hard fan.
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Good to see I'm not the only one to give you shit for that.


Guys, he likes the Reds too. lol
 
heatherrae said:
I once had a date show up on Saturday night, and I thought we were scheduled to get together the following Saturday night. I had a different date in the shower! :worried:
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WTF???, slut..... :)
 
heatherrae said:
I once had a date show up on Saturday night, and I thought we were scheduled to get together the following Saturday night. I had a different date in the shower! :worried:
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wow, #78 and #79. so pathetic for Jack.... :rolleyes:
 
javaguru said:
WTF???, slut..... :)
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Don't call her a...Oh never mind.
 
I took my AFRO AMERICAN girlfriend to see me perform my new comedy routine. But, I got a little carried away at some hecklers. AAAKKKWWAAARRRD!

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One time I wasn't thinking and just said something dumb.

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For some reason my girlfriend didn't think it was "appropriate" for me to buy her little sister and her little friend some specially designed Easter Candy. I think she was overreacting.

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This is the most Awkward Relationship Moment in History!

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all the whey said:
For some reason my girlfriend didn't think it was "appropriate" for me to buy her little sister and her little friend some specially designed Easter Candy. I think she was overreacting.

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my ex gf actually bought that bra, and i refused to eat any of the candy.
 
The girl looks like she is smiling by gritting her teeth. She looks like she is think "Take the fucking pic so I can get away from this n00b".

Even the dog looks uncomfortable being there.
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SublimeZM said:
rofl i was looking for the boner on the dog untill i noticed gambinos face
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Just check out that body language! Damn, there is alot of sexual tension between that couple!!!! LMAO!!!@!!

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That is oooonnnneee lucky lady there, because he looks like he would be real animal in the sack!

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Sorry to disapoint you ladies, but this stud is taken!

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I bet all the ladies he would want to get him in the sack with only those boots he got at Sears and that stocking hat his mom bought him.
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This looks like one of those pics homosexual males send to their family as a "Look mom, I told you I wasn't a gay" pic.

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a couple for me.

1. I was a jr in HS and was missionary with my gf, when I finished I rolled over and her 3 year old brother was at the foot of the bed just looking at us. She freaked out, awkward for me.

2. I was driving my gf, her parents and her 4 year old daugter on a trip. They were all asleep so I let the car go. After a few minute I pass a cop in the median and he clocked me going 112. Everyone woke up when I pulled over and the cop was behind me, they all asked how fast I was driving as the cop came to the window, awwwkwaard for sure.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Good to see I'm not the only one to give you shit for that.


Guys, he likes the Reds too. lol
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why doed it have to be like? Just for that, I hope the Saints only win 4 gamesthis year. Didn't the Benglas beat the Saints lasy year? Oh yeah, we did. Who cares, you guys went to the playoffs. I was beside Deltha O'Neal at a stop light a couple of days ago. He lives right down the road from me I see him out all the time. He had a pretty nice Suburban but I just gave him a head nod like I always do as he was admiring my Caddy. He knows who I am. He better fuckin' recognize. LOL! Next time I see him in Best Buy, I'm going to hand him Slayer CD.
 
javaguru said:
Wtf???
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The night I went to break up with my wife during my Freshman year in college, she told me she was pregnant. She was crying so I let her go first.

9 months later my Son was born.

In 2004, after years of nothing changing between us, I started to move out.

Turns out she was pregnant then too. She lost that one though.
 
On a day long first date with a girl, I stopped at my house to change into pants and hit the toilet before we went to dinner. I lived in a old apartment (think - Along Came Polly) as this is a similar type apartment. Well - not thinking - I had her sit in the living room - and here's the stupid part - I forgot to turn on anything that makes noise. My bathroom didn't have an exhaust fan. Anyway, I am sitting on the toilet trying and trying to ease out some farts. Well, nothing was easing out that day. I was ripping it so loud, over and over again. Of course the toilet was amplifying the sound and I can feel my face reddening and heating up. The sweat started to pour down the back of my neck and I finally just said, "fuck it" - and let it all go. Well, I sat in there for awhile, washed my hands for 15 minutes and finally came out to face the music. She just stood up, tapped me on the stomach with an amused little smile and asked if I was alright. That was embarrasing as all hell.
 
Husband (now ex) calling my boyfriend on his cell asking where I was was uh, not good. Boyfriend (now husband) handled it well, didn't miss a beat, he responded, "How the fuck should I know where the hell your wife is?"

Especially since we'd played hooky from work and were in bed in a Ramada Inn :rolleyes:

And there's another one, involving a sex in a car and the parking lot security guard and I just can't talk about that one :FRlol:
 
On a day long first date with a girl, I stopped at my house to change into pants and hit the toilet before we went to dinner. I lived in a old apartment (think - Along Came Polly) as this is a similar type apartment. Well - not thinking - I had her sit in the living room - and here's the stupid part - I forgot to turn on anything that makes noise. My bathroom didn't have an exhaust fan. Anyway, I am sitting on the toilet trying and trying to ease out some farts. Well, nothing was easing out that day. I was ripping it so loud, over and over again. Of course the toilet was amplifying the sound and I can feel my face reddening and heating up. The sweat started to pour down the back of my neck and I finally just said, "fuck it" - and let it all go. Well, I sat in there for awhile, washed my hands for 15 minutes and finally came out to face the music. She just stood up, tapped me on the stomach with an amused little smile and asked if I was alright. That was embarrasing as all hell.
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Dude, I laughed so hard reading that
 
god i didnt realise there were so many committment phobes out there. i love committment and being married. best thing ever, never ever would i want to be single again and have to do the single thing, good at the time but once youe committed and then married much better.
 
Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS...:worried: When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.
 
feisty11975 said:
Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS...:worried: When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.
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Your post alone makes this thread of the week material.
 
feisty11975 said:
Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS...:worried: When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.
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that has got to be the post of the week
 
feisty11975 said:
Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS...:worried: When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.
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Dogs must be attracted to pussy juice or sumpthin...
 
feisty11975 said:
Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS...:worried: When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.
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I'm trading my yorkie in for a chihuahua...lol. He sleeps with me every night and hasn't earned his keep yet.

:lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
I'm trading my yorkie in for a chihuahua...lol. He sleeps with me every night and hasn't earned his keep yet.

:lmao:
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it's disturbing that you would trade your beloved pet to do something that a simple spoonful of peanutbutter could accomplish, hah.

just kidding, it's still overly disturbing.
 
feisty11975 said:
Great thread Java...

Awkward Relationship Moments...

I am so gonna want to shoot myself after I post this but here goes...kinda goes along with TonyRomas thread in BTS...:worried: When I was married, I had a Chihuahua that slept in the bed with us. The lights were off, room was pitch black, dog was black too...under the sheets, naked, dog licking me down there...turned on light, threw dog out of bed, been teased and ragged about this for well over 10 years. Dog never slept in my bed again.
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my chihuahua loves to lick as well.....mine does sleep with me but she has to be between the sheet and quilt. lol
 
oak...hell no! Did not like it. When I kicked him out the bed, I think he hit the wall. lol

HR---YOU ARE FUCKING SICK! :worried: tee hee

Ksharp--yeah right! ;)
 
feisty11975 said:
oak...hell no! Did not like it. When I kicked him out the bed, I think he hit the wall. lol

HR---YOU ARE FUCKING SICK! :worried: tee hee

Ksharp--yeah right! ;)
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oh no....I know how mine liked to lick..I knew not to take the chance because she would!! We always said we should of called her q-tip because she liked to lick ears! The nastier you were the more she wanted to lick you. When my b/f would come home from work she would cry at his feet wanting him to take his shoes and socks off so she could lick between his sweaty feet. She was so nasty!!!
I couldn't let her by my legs after putting on lotion because she like to lick that as well. :worried:
 
ksharp01 said:
oh no....I know how mine liked to lick..I knew not to take the chance because she would!! We always said we should of called her q-tip because she liked to lick ears! The nastier you were the more she wanted to lick you. When my b/f would come home from work she would cry at his feet wanting him to take his shoes and socks off so she could lick between his sweaty feet. She was so nasty!!!
I couldn't let her by my legs after putting on lotion because she like to lick that as well. :worried:
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Your dog has some weird fetishes
 
theoak01 said:
i heard it was a whole five minutes,but ill have to ask friskers for the honest answer,she wouldnt lie to us
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all I could say is ewwwwwwwwwww.... dog tongue... ewwwwwwwwwww......


I'm speechless
 
after dating this one gal for about 7 months, i walked into her parent's house and her 9 year old kid brother greeted me with "hello brother-in-law!"
 
reno240 said:
So what was awkward? The relationship with your husband after that? - seeing as the dog was better - or your relationship with the dog after you messed around for the first time?
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haha

Lets keep this clean so it doesn't get moved to BTS.
 
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