You know you've been dieting too long when ...

[SteelWeaver]

1) You're hard-boiled vegetarian, but you find yourself slowing and stopping to look at the pics outside the KFC, then you realise you're salivating.
2) You look forward to your next 10 egg whites.
3) Your morning oatmeal, the only carbs in your diet, taste absolutely mouth-wateringly delicious!
4) NOBODY invites you out.
5) NOBODY even offers you snacks etc, anymore.
6) A diet coke is the day's treat, after the oatmeal.
7) You automatically double the estimated time it takes to walk anywhere.
8) You absolutely simply WILL NOT get up and give an old lady your seat on the train.
9) You waste hours in the supermarket just reading the nutritional labels of foods you can't eat, picking them up, reading them, putting them back.

What else ya got, ladies?

 

[SteelWeaver]

Oh, I forgot:

10) Your NIGHTMARES are FILLED with food, food, food. You wake up still with the smell of fresh-baked bread in your nostrils.
11) Food is MUCH MUCH more interesting than sex.

 

[rez]

Oh, I forgot:

10) Your NIGHTMARES are FILLED with food, food, food. You wake up still with the smell of fresh-baked bread in your nostrils.
11) Food is MUCH MUCH more interesting than sex.

12) You're thinking about food while your having sex!!??

 

[new@gettinbig]

13. You bake some delicious food, and satisfied just watching someone eating it.

 

[vixenbabe]

14) You lick the remains of a Snicker's Flurry from your little girl's face rather than using a wash cloth!(Yes, I admit to this one)

 

[Iron Queen]

14. As you are writing down your daily food intake in your log (for ex. in a contest prep situation) you start pasting pictures in the front and back of the log book of all the types of food that you will have after you compete! lol lol (sad, but what I did for my last show! hahaha!)

IQ

 

[Sassy69]

You pass on a movie date so you can make sure to get your food packed for the next day's meals.


You realize you don't know how to eat without a meal plan and a total calorie count & p/f/c ratio for the day.

 

[SteelWeaver]

LMAO! Some good stuff here.

Here's another - not as graphic as IQ, but I kept a written list of everything I intended to eat after my contest, and added to it almost every day in the last few weeks. Boy, was that list long!

Also, the local supermarket clerks clear the way to the egg shelf when they see you walk into the store.

Ha ha, new@ - yeah, getting other people to eat what you can't!

 

[hooper2]

When your friends answer for you "she can't eat that" when you are around new people who don't know you are dieting.

 

[tripleV]

i agree with spatts up top.....going to bed at 7 pm hungry cause u just cant deal with it anymore....