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waking up one day and being short, I couldn't take it, my self confidence would be zero

no offence to any shorter guys, I am not saying there is anything wrong with it, just I wouldn't be secure enough to hack it

also for women all heights are good
 
strangebrew said:
Short people should be rounded up, tortured, and brutally murdered.

I agree with that because I'm 5'9". If things didn't go my way, I'd be an Oompa Loompa advocate.
 
I consider short to be 5'7" ot less.

My dad is 6' tall and my mom is 5'2".

I'm 5'8 1/2".

I consider myself average height with better than average bone structure and thickness.

The great thing about my height is I have very good leverages. I can run fast when I work on it, hit hard and lift heavy weights when I work on that. Also putting on size and strength is easy.

The only thing my body doesn't seems to like to do very well is jump high and freestyle swim fast, but even those I could build up to above average if I wanted to.

My ideal would be 6'2", but only if I got a proportionate increase in bone mass, body thickness and strength to height and weight ratio. Bascially like a strongman type or BIG powerlifter.

Who cares if you're 6'2" when you have an ectomorphic bodytype and look like a stiff breeze could push you over. It's all about body structure in my opinion. Height alone wouldn't be enough for me to want to be taller. All those factors I talked about before would have to come in to play before I decided I'd want to be taller.

No hate for taller guy's so don;t hate on us shorter guy's, CAPEESH?
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
I consider short to be 5'7" ot less.



I'm 5'8 1/2".

I consider myself average height with better than average bone structure and thickness.

The great thing about my height is I have very good leverages. I can run fast when I work on it, hit hard and lift heavy weights when I work on that. Also putting on size and strength is easy.

No hate for taller guy's so don;t hate on us shorter guy's, CAPEESH?

I am the same, but I am Italian, so 5-8 1/2 makes me a giant !!!

Once dated a chick who was 5-11, it was awesome walking down the street with her in a mini and high heels...

You got the skillz, you don't need to be Andre the Giant :)
 
Im 5'10, I would love to be like 6'2 or whatever...but fuck it..it aint happening and im taller than almost every man in my family so I should be happy....whats weird is that every girl i have ever dated has been atleast 5'8, so in heels they are usually taller, they never mind though, goodlooks/body and big schlong will beat out height anyday...now if you have that and your tall...i hate you.
 
I'm 6'5

Putting on weight is a bitch but at least you dont get fat as fast either, plus you got that athletic look going which chicks dig. At least I do, it will prolly go away when I'm old and it's gonna suck balls but untill then I'll put it to use.

I'd actually like to be around 6'4

anything under 6 sucks balls, especially if you got the shrek built going. By that I mean you're fat round piece of shit.
 
oh and if you're fat, short, round and think you're lats are big. That's like icing on a cake, I always laugh out loud in the gym when I see those types.
 
Being tall is what started me lifting at 15 to fill in my frame, I looked like a drunken spider running up the basketball court at 6'4". Now I wouldnt trade it for anything. Even though most things arent made to fit and I dont fit in cars like an average height person and clothes that fit proper are much harder to find, there is definitely a different treatment for tall people when youre the tallest person in the room, not sure why.
 
I agree, I am so glad I am 6'2" with a huge cock. I don't know what I'd do if I had to worry about either of those things. Life is hard enough as it is.
 
Seriously, being tall does rock.

And tall with average build will land you more chicks than short and jacked every day of the week.

I'd hate to be small
 
JerseyArt said:
Seriously, being tall does rock.

And tall with average build will land you more chicks than short and jacked every day of the week.

I'd hate to be small
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would it be worst to be a really big dude with a tiny penis, or a smaller did with a small one?

I think being a big dude with a big penis would be worse because chicks expect you to be big down there and the contrast between expectations and reality would kill the mood.

Don't you love it when a new chick sees your cock for the first time and is like "Damn!" noticably taken aback? That look on her face of "will that really fit inside of me" ohhhh you gotta love that.
 
Lestat said:
would it be worst to be a really big dude with a tiny penis
Yeah, it's the worst...but atleast I'm not.....uh.....mmmmmmm, in a wheel chair or something :whatever:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Yeah, it's the worst...but atleast I'm not.....uh.....mmmmmmm, in a wheel chair or something :whatever:
danm sorry man, how much are you packin? I'd say anything over 5" hard is nothing to kill yourself over.. 6" being about averagte.. then 7"+ you are stacked
 
Lestat said:
danm sorry man, how much are you packin? I'd say anything over 5" hard is nothing to kill yourself over.. 6" being about averagte.. then 7"+ you are stacked
I'll just say it's bad...
 
All you midget-haters will DIE by the flipper of the Penguin God!!! I'm 5'5", and while it did suck growing up and getting picked on, now I don't view it as a hinderance at all. I've dated girls from 4'11" up to 5'10", none of them ever cared about my height. If you've got something they like, height becomes less important. If I could start life over, I'd like to see what it would be like to be 6ft or something, but I wouldn't want to stay myself and just magically become that tall, don't know how I'd adjust. Oh, and if you have an avg. penis but are short, it DOES look bigger ;)
 
I used to have a reoccuring nightmare as a kid where I'd be sitting in a classroom and a witch would walk in through the back door of the class and just stare at me.......


Weird.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I used to have a reoccuring nightmare as a kid where I'd be sitting in a classroom and a witch would walk in through the back door of the class and just stare at me.......


Weird.

You ever read the witch and the wardrobe as a kid
 
You mean the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe? I think there was actually a whole series of those books, the Chronicles of Narnia. They kicked ass :)
 
Lestat said:
Don't you love it when a new chick sees your cock for the first time and is like "Damn!" noticably taken aback? That look on her face of "will that really fit inside of me" ohhhh you gotta love that.

I find it rather tiresome myself. Especially when sex was a done deal before she saw it, and then she recoils in fear.
 
You guy's think being tall is so great.

Well here's few drawbacks that I can think of:

You make a bigger target. I'd snipe yo ass easy.

You got long, crap legs generally. I'd buckle you over.

Your center of gravity sucks. Hence I'd buckle you over in a nice rugby match.

You're tall so if you aren't packin better than average you're an automatic let down.

I'll out squat and bench you, if not now then eventually. Leverages.

So there haha.
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
You guy's think being tall is so great.

Well here's few drawbacks that I can think of:

You make a bigger target. I'd snipe yo ass easy.

You got long, crap legs generally. I'd buckle you over.

Your center of gravity sucks. Hence I'd buckle you over in a nice rugby match.

You're tall so if you aren't packin better than average you're an automatic let down.

I'll out squat and bench you, if not now then eventually. Leverages.

So there haha.


All very true

But we still get lots more girlies than you ;)
 
Tux said:
You mean the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe? I think there was actually a whole series of those books, the Chronicles of Narnia. They kicked ass :)


Disney just finished shooting LWW in New Zealand are moving to postproduction and CGI in Los Angeles actually did last month. Movie should come out in the near future
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
You guy's think being tall is so great.

Well here's few drawbacks that I can think of:

You make a bigger target. I'd snipe yo ass easy.

You got long, crap legs generally. I'd buckle you over.

Your center of gravity sucks. Hence I'd buckle you over in a nice rugby match.

You're tall so if you aren't packin better than average you're an automatic let down.

I'll out squat and bench you, if not now then eventually. Leverages.

So there haha.


that's usually true for nerds who've never done sports. Go buckle over shaq and see what happens.
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
You guy's think being tall is so great.

Well here's few drawbacks that I can think of:

You make a bigger target. I'd snipe yo ass easy.

You got long, crap legs generally. I'd buckle you over.

Your center of gravity sucks. Hence I'd buckle you over in a nice rugby match.

You're tall so if you aren't packin better than average you're an automatic let down.

I'll out squat and bench you, if not now then eventually. Leverages.

So there haha.
On behalf of Jerseyart can I ask how much you are packin?
 
FEISTY11975 said:
I agree. My ex-husband and my current boyfriend are both 5'10" tall. Perfect for me. I am 5'7"


5'10' so youre into short guys
 
Mr. dB said:
What's with this sudden interest in other dudes' cocks?
not really interested in the cocks specially, i have no desire to see them, just looking to form another strong brotherhood based on common physical traits.

I'd do the big pecs club, but that seems so much more subjective and far less interesting.
 
Lestat said:
not really interested in the cocks specially, i have no desire to see them, just looking to form another strong brotherhood based on common physical traits.

I'd do the big pecs club, but that seems so much more subjective and far less interesting.
...& personally I'd like to have all members send PROOF to my Yahoo email address. Thank you for your cooperation! :qt: :p
 
Lestat said:
BrothaBill.. you hung or what? gonna join the Iron Cocks?

Well Ive never measured or paid attn to size really so I have no stats, its larger than average proportionate to someone my height, prolly around 7 so just average for being 6'4.

I once had this girl who was a FB after she either blew me or I screwed her, I cant remember but the lill hooer said thank God for medium sized penises, I was like gee thanks. She said oh no, yours is bigger than most, Im talking like some of the big cocks Ive seen LOL. What a skank!
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
You guy's think being tall is so great.

Well here's few drawbacks that I can think of:

You make a bigger target. I'd snipe yo ass easy.

You got long, crap legs generally. I'd buckle you over.

Your center of gravity sucks. Hence I'd buckle you over in a nice rugby match.

You're tall so if you aren't packin better than average you're an automatic let down.

I'll out squat and bench you, if not now then eventually. Leverages.

So there haha.

Yea......... whatever Shorty. :nerd:
 
MissJanet79 said:
...& personally I'd like to have all members send PROOF to my Yahoo email address. Thank you for your cooperation! :qt: :p


hey janet....didnt you recieve proof from me .....tell them if you think im "hung" enough to join Iron Cocks??
 
NJjuice22 said:
hey janet....didnt you recieve proof from me .....tell them if you think im "hung" enough to join Iron Cocks??
LMAO! You're absolutely right... Lestat, believe me, NJJuice should be in that club.... :p :qt: :rose:
 
Lestat said:
not really interested in the cocks specially, i have no desire to see them, just looking to form another strong brotherhood based on common physical traits.

right...
 
BrothaBill said:
Well Ive never measured or paid attn to size really so I have no stats, its larger than average proportionate to someone my height, prolly around 7 so just average for being 6'4.

I once had this girl who was a FB after she either blew me or I screwed her, I cant remember but the lill hooer said thank God for medium sized penises, I was like gee thanks. She said oh no, yours is bigger than most, Im talking like some of the big cocks Ive seen LOL. What a skank!


so you dont feel inadequate that im only 5'10 and my package is a full 2" bigger??? :evil:
 
NJjuice22 said:
so you dont feel inadequate that im only 5'10 and my package is a full 2" bigger??? :evil:


Naw, not at all, Id take the half a foot and sky over you at business meetings or social events. :evil:
 
BrothaBill said:
Naw, not at all, Id take the half a foot and sky over you at business meetings or social events. :evil:




lol...true..but i am pretty damn handsome..atleast thats what the beatches tell me.
 
NJjuice22 said:
lol...true..but i am pretty damn handsome..atleast thats what the beatches tell me.


As long as youre taller than she is youre Golden, thats all women care about, really.
Any skank that says I dont date anyone under 6' or just italians or blacks etc.. are losers doomed to shallow lonely existance. That eliminates so many people and who cares really the outside, we all age and grow old and our youthful looks disappear. Best to look deeper into a person.
 
Damn, I'd give you K brothabill but I hit you too recently with green lol. I totally agree. Hell, even the two girls I dated who were much taller than me didn't mind. I'm only 5'5", and I dated a girl 5'9" and one who was 5'10". Granted, we looked kinda silly in pictures, especially if she wore heels, but height didn't really bother them. As long as you've got other qualities that are more important who really cares how tall you are? That being said, people do just "fit" together better when the guy is a few inches taller. The girl I'm dating right now is just about perfect for me. She's 5'1", and tiny, like 98lbs. Not skinny though, just slender and really lean. I've got 4 inches and about 80-85lbs on her so proportionally I still dwarf her, and we both love it :) Plus everyone knows the highest percentage of hot girls are in the 5'1"-5'6" range! No offense to you hot taller EF ladies, but most of the really cute girls are closer to average female height of 5'4", not tall. Or maybe I just like 'em short? Eh who cares :D
 
Tux said:
Damn, I'd give you K brothabill but I hit you too recently with green lol. I totally agree. Hell, even the two girls I dated who were much taller than me didn't mind. I'm only 5'5", and I dated a girl 5'9" and one who was 5'10". Granted, we looked kinda silly in pictures, especially if she wore heels, but height didn't really bother them. As long as you've got other qualities that are more important who really cares how tall you are? That being said, people do just "fit" together better when the guy is a few inches taller. The girl I'm dating right now is just about perfect for me. She's 5'1", and tiny, like 98lbs. Not skinny though, just slender and really lean. I've got 4 inches and about 80-85lbs on her so proportionally I still dwarf her, and we both love it :) Plus everyone knows the highest percentage of hot girls are in the 5'1"-5'6" range! No offense to you hot taller EF ladies, but most of the really cute girls are closer to average female height of 5'4", not tall. Or maybe I just like 'em short? Eh who cares :D


Dont wait for the movie, buy my book now :)
 
Do I get an advance copy, perhaps with a personal autograph? That would be sweeet, I bet I'd get tons of kitty by dropping the "Brothabill is a close personal friend of mine" line :D
 
The Brothabill line really works, try it, just say to a lady anywhere, waiting in line, in the grocery store, etc... HI! Im friends with Brothabill, you know...Brothabill... how's it going? Just adlib from there, you'll be golden, confuse them with the brothabill and then before they realize whats happening, they are having a conversation with you, works like a charm.
As for the advanced copy and autograph. How about I just send you a dvd of Tao of Steve movie a used condom and a karma hit, same difference really
 
Nah, the used condom would just make me sad, I'm dating a virgin :( But Karma is always good lol, send as much of that as you want, the Penguin God loves K :D
 
Lestat said:
not really interested in the cocks specially, i have no desire to see them, just looking to form another strong brotherhood based on common physical traits.

Whether you want to see them or not, you wanna know who's packin', and by extension, who isn't.

I don't care about anyone's penis but my own.
 
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