You fuggin southerners kill me

[jack sparrow]

Motherfuckers talk so much - strangers will tell you their boring ass life story within 3 seconds of meeting you....but nthey are good, harmless peeps. I would love to enjoy their food and presence....and daughters

The hospitality is the best part...these folks don't really care where you came from, they are just friendly...it's kinda weird. At first, I would walk into a grocery market, gas station, etc. and people smile and say hello for no reason, and I'm like "WTF are you smiling at me for? Who the hell do you think YOU are?"

Strange but good. I've mellowed out quite a bit as a result of being in the south.

 

[jack sparrow]

Oh you understand it just fine. We southern women are the best in the world at taking care of our men.

Yes, yes you most certainly are

 

[nefertiti]

I'm craving pulled pork now.

 

[javaguru]

Southern food is awesome.

Actually, I know and enjoy margherita pizza or gravy, too. I'm sort of a foodie (aka fattie)

But why do you people insist on making dishes out of road kill?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2H9faZgIY

 

[heatherrae]

The hospitality is the best part...these folks don't really care where you came from, they are just friendly...it's kinda weird. At first, I would walk into a grocery market, gas station, etc. and people smile and say hello for no reason, and I'm like "WTF are you smiling at me for? Who the hell do you think YOU are?"

Strange but good. I've mellowed out quite a bit as a result of being in the south.

My father would drive you nuts. He even drives me nuts, and I'm a southerner too. EVERYWHERE he goes he has to talk to EVERYONE -- FULL LIFE STORIES. It makes me crazy to go anywhere with him. He will talk to the clerks in every store about his life, their lives, etc. etc. etc. Meanwhile I'm pacing and wanting to leave.

 

[SpyWizard]

I love y'alls. So, ony of my main clients is based outta Memphis. I'm at the Wachovia Championship with my two of em - one that was born in Memphis and one from Arkansas. We're at Morton's and they are just two fish outta water and laughing at me cause I know the place. A Yankee and two hee-haws. We start talking about cooking and grilling and about what each of us cook. Such different things - they never heard of margherita pizza or gravy ("red sauce", lololol) and I never had white gravy or gumbo or pulled pork sangweeech. Such appreciation though, of each others' love for food and the socializing aspect of making it.

On our way out, client tells me to grab a few cigars. Naturally (since it's his tab), I pick up a couple Davidoff Anniversario #2's. As the dude is cutting em, we start rappin re: CAO's and Avo's (my 2 favorite brands, that many peeps aren't well versed on), so he throws in a Padron Anniversary Series 1964 Exclusivo: http://www.padron.com/ratings_anniversary.php#exclusivo


Tis a good night. A goal of mine is to get down to the dirty south and experience a TRUE BBQ, biscuits & gravy breakfast, southern family get together

you should talk to them about river cating... (that's cat fishing on a river using string lines)... 6 per set..

dang, now i have to plan a gar party..

thanks..

 

[jack sparrow]

My father would drive you nuts. He even drives me nuts, and I'm a southerner too. EVERYWHERE he goes he has to talk to EVERYONE -- FULL LIFE STORIES. It makes me crazy to go anywhere with him. He will talk to the clerks in every store about his life, their lives, etc. etc. etc. Meanwhile I'm pacing and wanting to leave.

Do I get to meet him soon? Do you think he will drive me nuts too?

 

[heatherrae]

But why do you people insist on making dishes out of road kill?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2H9faZgIY

I actually have never met anyone who would cook roadkill, but plenty would eat squirrel. I never have and never will eat a f'ing rodent, by the way.

My dad kills and eats deer. I can't really stomach it anymore, but I have eaten it plenty of times.

 

[rnch]

ya'll cum down to nawlinz and i'll fatten u up in no time. HERE is where real suthin' cookin' is....and not just in expensive tourist trap restaurants!

 

[heatherrae]

Do I get to meet him soon? Do you think he will drive me nuts too?

I was hoping you could meet him tomorrow. Next time. He asks lots of questions about you. He likes you based on what his daughter has told him.

You'll love him, actually.

Good night, shmoop.