Yo. Canada. WTF is wrong with this ho at the border patrol?

[The_Ghost]

I always get hasseled when I come to the US, nothing like stereotyping people.

When arriving in Hawaii, on a full plane, I was the only 1 pulled aside and who had my stuff searched. Then they had the nerve to hand me a pamphlet that said I was selected at random. Random my ass, I am the only 1 out of 170 or so people picked, yea right.

Customs people on both sides are generally assholes as I also get hassled coming back home all the time as well by Canuck customs.

 

[powerslave]

PS you would soooo love the new minidisc I made for my workouts last night. Heavy metal beauty dude

Rock on!

 

[Razorguns]

Next time -- just say you're a terrorist.

Fuck that shit. Next time call your Canadain fans ahead of time and tell them to cross WITH you. If I was there, i'd tell that stupid ass bitch a piece of my mind. Maybe she should concentrate on those 900 somalians and muslims coming over to use canada's medicare system instead of fucking aroudn with innocent musicians coming over for one day. WTF is up with that? Not only is CAnada's immigartion system HORRIBLE and EMBARASSING, but try to pull a power trip, when you don't even have the respect to havea gun at the border (meaning even Bin Laden could just walk in and all they could do is dial 911) is pathetic.

 

[Bullit]

Stupid, stupid americans.

First you complain that we let to many people through.. then when it happens to be a member of an incredibly average band you get your cock in a knot.

Dont be so hipocritical and make up your goddamn minds.

 

[Code]

Listen up Manny, Moe and/or Jack.
We're complaining cuz ya'll couldn't guard your nutsack from a band of nomadic crabs let alone your own border. So to even put up the pretense of doing so is a joke.

Newsflash, we don't give a fuck how many people you let INTO that french colony you call home.

Now continue on being EF's comic foil.

Stupid, stupid americans.

First you complain that we let to many people through.. then when it happens to be a member of an incredibly average band you get your cock in a knot.

Dont be so hipocritical and make up your goddamn minds.

 

[Razorguns]

Yeah let in every goddamn terrorist, but that metal band...Oooh noooo! Gotta play the power cop game.

Canadian border folks are just glorified rent-a-cops anyways. I even told one off a few years ago. Funny, it was a fat chick too. What's up with fat chicks and the need to prove something?

 

[Code]

Thankfully, NAFTA doesn't apply to ya'll.
Otherwise, it'd go something like this:

"Oooh, what do we have heere eh? Some rocking and/or rollers loooking to to do one or the other up heere in the Great North.

Do you have an agreement from the venues you're playing stating they've tried to find adequate Canadian workers for this before hiring you?

Noo, eh? Well, I'm aboot to send you hosers back to your hoose, but first lemme get my supervisor involved........"

Yeah let in every goddamn terrorist, but that metal band...Oooh noooo! Gotta play the power cop game.

Canadian border folks are just glorified rent-a-cops anyways. I even told one off a few years ago. Funny, it was a fat chick too. What's up with fat chicks and the need to prove something?

 

[manny78]

Listen up Manny, Moe and/or Jack.
We're complaining cuz ya'll couldn't guard your nutsack from a band of nomadic crabs let alone your own border. So to even put up the pretense of doing so is a joke.

Newsflash, we don't give a fuck how many people you let INTO that french colony you call home.

Now continue on being EF's comic foil.

Border Patrol ? Didn't know we had a Border Patrol ? You must be talking about Custom Canada which are basically a bunch of Rent-A-Cops who couldn't make it. They are not armed (except if you consider an ASP a real weapon) and are filled with guys who were rejected from police academies all across the country.

 

[Code]

You sure Canadian immigration officers aren't armed?

Border Patrol ? Didn't know we had a Border Patrol ? You must be talking about Custom Canada which are basically a bunch of Rent-A-Cops who couldn't make it. They are not armed (except if you consider an ASP a real weapon) and are filled with guys who were rejected from police academies all across the country.

 

[Razorguns]

My buddy is a US immigration inspector. He tells me how LUCKY Canadians are and how well they are treated compared to folks of other countries. Unless they are smuggling weed or commit murder -- they are rarely put into prison or deported. If Canadian border folks are gonna act like that -- start treating Canadians the same way back. That'll teach 'em. Treat them like we treat mexicans at the border here. At least mexicans don't smuggle bombs or terrorist plans. They just clean toilets.