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Ya'lls partner get pissed when you jerk off alone?

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Mine does. Boy he throws a fit. (Hence the reason I am hiding out in the office on the net now).

Hey, I was bored.

And I ain't posting this on Between the Sheets because those weirdos over there would be asking for pics and shit.
 
been a few nights she's said "yeah, i know, you're gonna go do whatever you're gonna do...i'm going to bed." really pisses her off though, especially if i'm watching porn or looking at pics of women while doing it.
 
I don't have a partner. How come nobody loves me? Maybe it's because everybody else is stupid. I suppose it's probably my own fault. I'm too picky. In my defense though, if you were as pretty as I am - and let me assure you that you are not - it would be dificult for you as well to find a member of the opposite sex that even comes close to matching your perfection. Please note that you are not perfect and that only I am perfect in every way possible. I'm totally humping a picture of myself right now. I don't even have to be naked to turn myself on. The mere sight of my chiseled features does it for me. Okay, that's probably plenty. I'll shut up now.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Huh....I'll have to give it a try someday then since it is normal and all.
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I let T-boy do all the jerking for me. I sort of live through him vicariously when it comes to spanking! He is the ultimate master from what I have heard from Vinylgroover! I heard he is so good he could have his own one man stage show and sell tickets! We all could only wish we were so good at something and get paid for it at the same time! Lucky Bastard!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


I let T-boy do all the jerking for me. I sort of live through him vicariously when it comes to spanking! He is the ultimate master from what I have heard from Vinylgroover! I heard he is so good he could have his own one man stage show and sell tickets! We all could only wish we were so good at something and get paid for it at the same time! Lucky Bastard!
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I'm good at everything I do. :)
 
Apparently, I goofed and left the lotion out. He put 2+2 together.....

Well shit. I guess I learned my lesson.

(put lotion away next time)
 
AAP said:
Apparently, I goofed and left the lotion out. He put 2+2 together.....

Well shit. I guess I learned my lesson.

(put lotion away next time)
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i once left the lotion and a tissue on my desk by my computer 2 years ago when i heard the garage and aborted my mission...i bet my mommy knew:(
 
they seem to think you don't want them anymore or as much.....even though that is NOT so!
 
AAP said:
Apparently, I goofed and left the lotion out. He put 2+2 together.....

Well shit. I guess I learned my lesson.

(put lotion away next time)
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Do you use a white sport sock for clean up?
 
Hengst said:


Do you use a white sport sock for clean up?
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You know, all my friends told me that they did this when they were growing up. It never occured to me. I always used tissues.
 
What were you thinking about when you flogged the crank? Were you thinking about your bf?
 
AAP said:


You know, all my friends told me that they did this when they were growing up. It never occured to me. I always used tissues.
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yeah man I knew someone who would use the same cumrag over and over...gross.
 
one thing i DON'T miss out of a relationships is...

women's distaste for porn and masturbation.

never could understand that one. like we're all supposed to just give those 2 up as soon as we get hitched. i dun tink so!
 
"Apparently, I goofed and left the lotion out."
Just don't leave out MORE TISSUES than you use with your partner.
 
sheesh I can understand the occasional headache.
I usually ask if she has a sore throat too?

But headache, sore throat, and broken wrist at the same time?

Dood you need to get find a chick in better health !

:p :p :p :p
 
Nathan said:
I don't have a partner. How come nobody loves me? Maybe it's because everybody else is stupid. I suppose it's probably my own fault. I'm too picky. In my defense though, if you were as pretty as I am - and let me assure you that you are not - it would be dificult for you as well to find a member of the opposite sex that even comes close to matching your perfection. Please note that you are not perfect and that only I am perfect in every way possible. I'm totally humping a picture of myself right now. I don't even have to be naked to turn myself on. The mere sight of my chiseled features does it for me. Okay, that's probably plenty. I'll shut up now.
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:lmao:

this guy needs to come back on here
 
1. You shoulnt allow him to if he is the btm (keeps them more ready)

2. What do you do when he does do it alone?
 
Yeah, it bothers a lot of girls

My ex was really badd about it, almost psychotic. Even when I didnt, she thought I did.

But then she would make me do it, lol, but she couldnt be in the room. She wanted to catch me, and watch from the doorway, as if she just walked in on me.

Don't ask :worried:
 
rnch said:
they seem to think you don't want them anymore or as much.....even though that is NOT so!
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Exactly! If they would kick down a little more often nobody would "have" to. Of course, if you simply wanted to and didn't need to.......... :blow:
 
AAP said:
Apparently, I goofed and left the lotion out. He put 2+2 together.....

Well shit. I guess I learned my lesson.

(put lotion away next time)
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And also clean off that Map of the Hawaiian Islands from the shower stall tile
 
Nathan said:
I don't have a partner. How come nobody loves me? Maybe it's because everybody else is stupid. I suppose it's probably my own fault. I'm too picky. In my defense though, if you were as pretty as I am - and let me assure you that you are not - it would be dificult for you as well to find a member of the opposite sex that even comes close to matching your perfection. Please note that you are not perfect and that only I am perfect in every way possible. I'm totally humping a picture of myself right now. I don't even have to be naked to turn myself on. The mere sight of my chiseled features does it for me. Okay, that's probably plenty. I'll shut up now.
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What a dumbass.
 
AAP said:
Mine does. Boy he throws a fit. (Hence the reason I am hiding out in the office on the net now).

Hey, I was bored.

And I ain't posting this on Between the Sheets because those weirdos over there would be asking for pics and shit.
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watch the comments
 
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:FRlol: AAP has stated here several times that "I ain't gay". :rolleyes:
 
PIGEON-RAT said:
yeah neither have i

that's because i have my natural frictionless sheath
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Yep, that teflon coating comes in handy...

Anyway, she does get annoyed sometimes and sometimes she just joins the fun... so my guess is that it has to do with hormone-related-horniness levels...
 
when I had a partner she didnt mind unless she was around then she would be pissed off I didnt just fuck her,she was a wild chick ,always wanted sex
 
If the wife catches me she'll either help me or get herself off too. Sometimes we'll even watch porn together and masturbate. I know that she does it often when I'm not arround but we usually tell each other those things. The thing that she does get pissed off about is when I'm looking at porn (as I usually am) and not hanging out with her. I can't blame her for that though.
 
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