Ya'lls partner get pissed when you jerk off alone?

[CipherLock]

What were you thinking about when you flogged the crank? Were you thinking about your bf?

 

[Lumberg]

You know, all my friends told me that they did this when they were growing up. It never occured to me. I always used tissues.

yeah man I knew someone who would use the same cumrag over and over...gross.

 

[Spartacus]

had a gal who would suck on my nutrags
weird one there

 

[Sassy69]

Jerk 'em if ya got 'em.




I don't got one.

 

[Razorguns]

one thing i DON'T miss out of a relationships is...

women's distaste for porn and masturbation.

never could understand that one. like we're all supposed to just give those 2 up as soon as we get hitched. i dun tink so!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

had a gal who would suck on my nutrags
weird one there

that'd make me wanna blow another load if i saw a chick doing that.

 

[excugat]

"Apparently, I goofed and left the lotion out."
Just don't leave out MORE TISSUES than you use with your partner.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

man ive never used lotion.

me neither

 

[chyllaxyn]

sheesh I can understand the occasional headache.
I usually ask if she has a sore throat too?

But headache, sore throat, and broken wrist at the same time?

Dood you need to get find a chick in better health !

 

[evansteve]

I don't have a partner. How come nobody loves me? Maybe it's because everybody else is stupid. I suppose it's probably my own fault. I'm too picky. In my defense though, if you were as pretty as I am - and let me assure you that you are not - it would be dificult for you as well to find a member of the opposite sex that even comes close to matching your perfection. Please note that you are not perfect and that only I am perfect in every way possible. I'm totally humping a picture of myself right now. I don't even have to be naked to turn myself on. The mere sight of my chiseled features does it for me. Okay, that's probably plenty. I'll shut up now.

this guy needs to come back on here