wulfgar and killahbee. that one hooker we agreed on

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

dudes


ok we talked about that one hooker I linked you and killahbee too. we all agred her add looked good too


Well I called her up, she picks up and she said she will do an outcall for $200. fuck going to her shithole.

She had the add with nice fake tits and tan body. Her add said she was 25.

She arrives, no dirver and I could see her huge tits a mile away, then I see her face (she never had her face in any pics) her face was fucking beat up, she looked maybe 40 too. her add said she was 25.

Anyways she is here I might and fuck this while it is at my door, I let her come in and says $200. I giver her the money. She uses my cell phone to call her phone to check in.

She said I want to get more compfy I take off my pants and start to stroke my cock to get it hard. I said to her, she needs to get naked too. "i will show you my tits"

me arent you GFE
her "Im not a hooker"
pfff

well she takes off her clothes, bangin body but broke smoke face. I ask her to blow me, she says no, I ask her to give me a hand job..she still says she is not a tute again.

well I asked for a lap dance and she said she didnt give lap dances....WTF! I want to kill this board, so I just jacked off as I felt her up with my free hand.

fucking shity hookers man..... and bad service. ugh

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

 

[Lestat]

fuck man sounds like a shit story. $200 to jerk yourself off? that is what porn is for.

that pic didn't work but I wanna see this chick's bod

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

fuck man sounds like a shit story. $200 to jerk yourself off? that is what porn is for.

that pic didn't work but I wanna see this chick's bod

thats why I am warning those 2 to not call this crump fritter.

she sucked (I wish it was in a different way)

I was pissed. I at least tried to finish on her

 

[Lestat]

thats why I am warning those 2 to not call this crump fritter.

she sucked (I wish it was in a different way)

I was pissed. I at least tried to finish on her

bummer bro. lets see some pics!! link to her craigslist post?

 

[borris]

wow, that's shitty ma dude



I don't even let my girl give me handjobs, handjobs should be illegal, no way a woman can jack me off better than I already do myself

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol you n00bs

 

[jh1]

LMFAO


Hot tit pic.

I'd love to see her face.

Next time you gotta set up some cameras and shit to capture what these hos look like so ur EF bros can see.


So she wouldn't even stroke you off? Fak... I thought if you called hooka on an outcall she'd suck / fuck you.. handjob would be the least.

You had to jack off? What the hell.

What was she there for?

 

[Wulfgar]

dude I called her before I went out there to see if it was worth it. I just str8 up asked her what she offers. She said wasnt full service so I just hung up on her ass

I seriously hate that shit..i fucking HATE it

ill tell you whats helped bro. Going to get reviews on these bitches first. they have all kinds of city specific sites to review these tricks before you get em.

Sorry it didnt work out man

 

[Arabian]

would you like to have cybersex I only charge $1,000

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

dude I called her before I went out there to see if it was worth it. I just str8 up asked her what she offers. She said wasnt full service so I just hung up on her ass

I seriously hate that shit..i fucking HATE it

ill tell you whats helped bro. Going to get reviews on these bitches first. they have all kinds of city specific sites to review these tricks before you get em.

Sorry it didnt work out man

this bitch had no reviews on the TER

or on 411 redbook.

I should have beat her an ironing board.

 

[Wulfgar]

this bitch had no reviews on the TER

or on 411 redbook.

I should have beat her an ironing board.

dude lesson learned....no reviews...no play
unless its a refferral from a solid source

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

http://forum.myredbook.com/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl

 

[borris]

I don't get it, Dead Nigger and Wulfgar you're both jacked up good looking bro's, why you paying for broads? Why not just get choched up one night with a skin tight thermo with a shell necklace, go to a club and score easy poon

 

[Wulfgar]

http://forum.myredbook.com/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl

good find
Im tellin you man...stick to this shit...if you talk to the girl ask for refferal sources...its just like finding a good fucking housekeeper or landscaper..lol

 

[Arabian]

Since Wulfgar and Killa agreed on it,.. Id ask them to split the bill...lolololo

 

[Arabian]

Did she want more money or what? Why would she not get down unless she thought you werer the heat?

 

[Wulfgar]

I don't get it, Dead Nigger and Wulfgar you're both jacked up good looking bro's, why you paying for broads? Why not just get choched up one night with a skin tight thermo with a shell necklace, go to a club and score easy poon

Sometimes I just dont feel like even that much effort. when work and life are tough and you are mentally and emotionally drained it is worth it for me to spend a few hundred bucks for a professional to come and take care of my needs.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Sometimes I just dont feel like even that much effort. when work and life are tough and you are mentally and emotionally drained it is worth it for me to spend a few hundred bucks for a professional to come and take care of my needs.

most hookers ask you the same question they ask me, "do you have a GF?"

NOPE

"why not"

 

[Wulfgar]

most hookers ask you the same question they ask me, "do you have a GF?"

NOPE

"why not"

I always tell them I do have a girlfriend. This is my vice so make it good.
Shuts em up quick usually. I have alot of respect for true professional girls who really dont ask many questions. If they make simple small talk, do a good job, follow directions and are polite they will get repeat biz

 

[Lestat]

yeah I don't understand why either of you would pay for a jerk off session or even GFE. I'm a pretty average lookin bro, not jacked, just generally fit, and I've not had any shortage of poon since about age 25. Even casual stuff, during single stretches you always need to have 3-4 of those girls that you call just to fuck and they are cool with it.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

for me going to Asia was the best and worst experiance of my life, I learned If I didnt get laid, just pay for it, I was paying for sex 2-3 times a day over there. and didnt think anything of it.

If I dont get it here I will just call an escort, plus it can be fun too, your heart beats a bit when they show up

I do bang some hotties but If I need it I call one over, I like to see fucked up shit so bring me a big plate too.

my ideal situtation would be a fuck buddy who speaks maybe 50 words in english and thats it. as soon as I finish, zip up and get the fuck out.






Sometimes I just dont feel like even that much effort. when work and life are tough and you are mentally and emotionally drained it is worth it for me to spend a few hundred bucks for a professional to come and take care of my needs.


wulfgar is on the money here.. I work till 9pm at night. I need to get laid, no BULLSHIT and just fucking

 

[Wulfgar]

I like using a nude massage therepist too. I just make sure they offer BBBJ and F/S as options. Im not into the whole DATY or DFK shit

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

ya fuck dining at the Y. you couldnt pay me to do that

 

[Lestat]

I like using a nude massage therepist too. I just make sure they offer BBBJ and F/S as options. Im not into the whole DATY or DFK shit

lol bro, sounds like you have the SD scene wired. craigslist?

dead reggin, I hear ya, some nights its just not worth the effort. Those nights are for jerking off.

 

[Wulfgar]

lol bro, sounds like you have the SD scene wired. craigslist?

dead reggin, I hear ya, some nights its just not worth the effort. Those nights are for jerking off.

I used craigslist a couple times broly. But I ran into the same problems Dead reagge did a few times.
I got basically a small black book of pros I call for particular situations ive compiled. I got 8 girls in there...def enough variety for me.

 

[jh1]

ya fuck dining at the Y. you couldnt pay me to do that

Wait with hot g/f chics or hookers?

I've never fucked a hooker or even tuched one.... no way I'd eat one out..


But hot g/f chics... hell ya... .love eating that pussy.

Where you stand?

 

[borris]

Damn, Wulf/Nigger ever set up a hidden cam in your bedroom on these hoes? Thats what I would try to do

 

[jh1]

lol @ the shell necklace...

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Damn, Wulf/Nigger ever set up a hidden cam in your bedroom on these hoes? Thats what I would try to do

lol. I might run for president in 20 years. guy named dead nigger caught fucking hookers while rocking out to limp biskit ruins his election chances.



JH1. I will go down on chics if they are my GF.. (I date the cute nice type of girls)

never on a hooker.

 

[Wulfgar]

Damn, Wulf/Nigger ever set up a hidden cam in your bedroom on these hoes? Thats what I would try to do

I normally wont fuck em in the bedroom.
I like to hit it it diffenet parts of the house or outside by the spa or pool.

One whore ive nailed a few times is pretty much anything goes. She is absolutely gorgeous but she agreed to let me assfuck her over the toilet while I was sticking her head in the water and flushing it and shit. I had done this once before to a girl when I was a teenager and I wanted to relive that particular experience. I even called her the name of the chick I originally did it to. cost me 1000$ for about an hour and 15 min. But I tore that whore to mincemeat.
Keep in mind this was a few years ago when I was on alot of extra testosterone. Im pretty fuckin vanilla nowadays. Good thing, it is alot cheaper just to get a BBBJ.

 

[nimbus]

this thread is wild. i've had like zero sex drive for months

 

[Wulfgar]

Damn, Wulf/Nigger ever set up a hidden cam in your bedroom on these hoes? Thats what I would try to do

So naw man..that shit is incriminating

 

[Lestat]

this thread is wild. i've had like zero sex drive for months

wtf??? why

 

[borris]

I normally wont fuck em in the bedroom.
I like to hit it it diffenet parts of the house or outside by the spa or pool.

One whore ive nailed a few times is pretty much anything goes. She is absolutely gorgeous but she agreed to let me assfuck her over the toilet while I was sticking her head in the water and flushing it and shit. I had done this once before to a girl when I was a teenager and I wanted to relive that particular experience. I even called her the name of the chick I originally did it to. cost me 1000$ for about an hour and 15 min. But I tore that whore to mincemeat.
Keep in mind this was a few years ago when I was on alot of extra testosterone. Im pretty fuckin vanilla nowadays. Good thing, it is alot cheaper just to get a BBBJ.

olOOOOOOOOOLololol !!!! holy fuck that is genious!

damn u payin a grip for shit like this? what the hell do you do for a living?

 

[puddlemonkey]

this thread is wild. i've had like zero sex drive for months

If I looked like you I wouldn't have any motivation either. Sometimes you just gotta know when to throw in the towel.

 

[Lestat]

If I looked like you I wouldn't have any motivation either. Sometimes you just gotta know when to throw in the towel.

bad bro material

 

[puddlemonkey]

Whuut? He busts my balls all the time

 

[Wulfgar]

olOOOOOOOOOLololol !!!! holy fuck that is genious!

damn u payin a grip for shit like this? what the hell do you do for a living?

Got into Business a few years ago. Starte my own company. It has been good to me. Staffing, training, hiring, etc. About a year ago took my some assets and worked them into some other business ventures. Basically I just look for ways to make money... lol

 

[nimbus]

wtf??? why

i dunno dude it doesn't really kick in for me until i'm completely comfortable and happy with a girl, and i haven't met someone i've really clicked with in a while. In the meantime though i'll still make moves for the sport of it.

 

[nimbus]

bad bro material

haha puddles is hilarious; i don't need to be defended on these forums lol

 

[Lestat]

i dunno dude it doesn't really kick in for me until i'm completely comfortable and happy with a girl, and i haven't met someone i've really clicked with in a while. In the meantime though i'll still make moves for the sport of it.

i measure my sex drive by how many times per week I need to unload. 2 is low, 3-5 average, 6+ above average. I've never been able to go more than 2 times really, SOMETHING 3 in a day, but that is rare and hasn't been done for a while. If I don't get some release near daily I get a little restless.

 

[borris]

i measure my sex drive by how many times per week I need to unload. 2 is low, 3-5 average, 6+ above average. I've never been able to go more than 2 times really, SOMETHING 3 in a day, but that is rare and hasn't been done for a while. If I don't get some release near daily I get a little restless.

really?

man I have to unload at least twice a day, i'll get anxious as fuck if I don't

 

[nimbus]

i measure my sex drive by how many times per week I need to unload. 2 is low, 3-5 average, 6+ above average. I've never been able to go more than 2 times really, SOMETHING 3 in a day, but that is rare and hasn't been done for a while. If I don't get some release near daily I get a little restless.

hmm i'd say once every 2-3 days here, but it's not like i neeeed to

 

[Cal_21]

hmm i'd say once every 2-3 days here, but it's not like i neeeed to

I'm usually 2-3 times a day on avg...actually probably closer to 3-4 lol.

 

[Cal_21]

Sorry to hear about that prude hooker. What a waste of $

 

[Megalomaniac]

First that sucks about her not coming through.


Second, I can't imagine paying that much for a chick.

Third, Asia is the best. Girls do whatever you want for 50 buck all night long. One of my friends is opening a Dance club in Thailand, that shit is going to be out of control.

Last, I guess you guys haven't been on a 4 day special K bender in Pattaya. The reason I say that is because I've been know to daty

 

[sugarlicious]

First that sucks about her not coming through.


Second, I can't imagine paying that much for a chick.

Third, Asia is the best. Girls do whatever you want for 50 buck all night long. One of my friends is opening a Dance club in Thailand, that shit is going to be out of control.

Last, I guess you guys haven't been on a 4 day special K bender in Pattaya. The reason I say that is because I've been know to daty

No we havent tell me more about this 4 day special K bender ?

 

[Megalomaniac]

No we havent tell me more about this 4 day special K bender ?

Ya I thought that I ripped hard until I went to Thailand. My first trip there I was by myself so I just stayed drunk and brought as many ladies home at once that I could. After getting back home and thinking I was cool my friends humbly informed me that I need to go when they are there. There were suites, hookers, drugs, alcohol, and more hookers the whole time. Needless to say Thailand has now become my favorite place to vacation or work.

 

[sugarlicious]

Ya I thought that I ripped hard until I went to Thailand. My first trip there I was by myself so I just stayed drunk and brought as many ladies home at once that I could. After getting back home and thinking I was cool my friends humbly informed me that I need to go when they are there. There were suites, hookers, drugs, alcohol, and more hookers the whole time. Needless to say Thailand has now become my favorite place to vacation or work.

I have to that place a visit, many of my friends go there a alot and i still havent been?
Heard a lot goes on in Thailand, soo i guess you guys had one big massive Orgy lol

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

this thread is wild. i've had like zero sex drive for months

check out backpages or eros.

use that link I gave to read reviews. they have a nor cal section

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

hmm i'd say once every 2-3 days here, but it's not like i neeeed to

2-3 times day easy. I will do it till kill time or help myself to sleep

 

[calveless wonder]

that sucks...i'm always kinda weary of that shit. it's always a dice roll, especially with CL

i've only used a hooker once in the states, and it wasn't bad. pretty cute brazilian girl...not as good as her pic, but still cute/into it enough to not be a waste of money .

feel you on the effort part sometimes...money you gotta spend at the club/bar or whatever on yourself, plus the time it takes to wrap to a girl and get the digits. if they ain't a skank and won't fuck you right away you probably gotta take them out once, maybe twice. even a cheap date or two will set you back a few bucks. when you factor in the time + the money, a hooker is a better economic value lol. especially if you make bank. an hour of YOUR time at work = $100-200 bucks..then even more so

although a girl you pick up is much rewarding than a hooker...sex wise and ego wise lol

 

[Phaded]

find her and kill her..

 

[jnevin]

The fuck?

 

[binö]

why did you pay her $200 if you knew she wasn't gonna give it up?
i woulda got my money back
and do tricks like her have some sort of muscle backing her up if you decide you ain't paying and rob your money back?

 

[puddlemonkey]

do tricks like her have some sort of muscle backing her up if you decide you ain't paying and rob your money back?

Most of the time, yes. Even the ones that claim they are independent usually aren't.

 

[jnevin]

How the hell can you have sex with someone that's already had sex with 5 people that day?

 

[Phaded]

i could

 

[puddlemonkey]

How the hell can you have sex with someone that's already had sex with 5 people that day?

You're right, its much better when its your girlfriend or wife and they just lie about it.

 

[vixensghost]

Prolly the reason you should hire a high priced piece of snatch at $1000 per hour?!I guess the old saying is true: "You get what you pay for".

I'm in awe that people would even admit to paying for nookie 'round here. I only ever picture fat/ugly old men hiring a $200 hooker. Not saying this is the case, but it's an interesting/telling read 'round here.

 

[binö]

Most of the time, yes. Even the ones that claim they are independent usually aren't.

why would you drop the loot after she said no nanni?
i woulda got my money back

 

[jnevin]

I wouldn't be above going out and paying a few hundo on drinks and whatever on getting to know a girl and having things take go where they will. But to call someone that has eaten a few conventioneers' asses out and then hopped in a cab and bolted cross town to grab some cash off of a dresser so I can fuck her as I flush her head in the toilet kind of takes a little of the fun out of it. For me, at least.

 

[vixensghost]

lol@jnevin.

I really am in awe that it seems a lot of men, who I figured could nab snatch anywhere, would pay a hooker! Go figure! I learned something today!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im appalled that someone paid 200 bucks for a handjob, wttffffffffff

 

[jnevin]

im appalled that someone paid 200 bucks for a handjob, wttffffffffff

Yeah. With his own hand nonetheless.

 

[MichaelScott]

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

why would you drop the loot after she said no nanni?
i woulda got my money back

If he already paid her before she said that then it would be more hassle than its worth. If she told him ahead of time then its his own damn fault.

 

[jh1]

Everyone's entitled to their own choices, but I'd just jack it....

Chasing the wimminz is a huge investment in time, no doubt... but if I don't have one, I just beeez alone.

 

[Wulfgar]

Jackin it gets old after awhile
basically I have a rule
Ill wait and if I havent gotten ass after about 6 weeks Ill make a phone call to a pro
I feel it is important to get my dick wet at least every 6 weeks.
During that time jerking off takes place intermittantly(maybe 1-2 times a week)

 

[calveless wonder]

Jackin it gets old after awhile
basically I have a rule
Ill wait and if I havent gotten ass after about 6 weeks Ill make a phone call to a pro
I feel it is important to get my dick wet at least every 6 weeks.
During that time jerking off takes place intermittantly(maybe 1-2 times a week)

i like that rule...good shit. after the 2 month mark you start going crazy. not gonna lie, been a few of those

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Jackin it gets old after awhile
basically I have a rule
Ill wait and if I havent gotten ass after about 6 weeks Ill make a phone call to a pro
I feel it is important to get my dick wet at least every 6 weeks.
During that time jerking off takes place intermittantly(maybe 1-2 times a week)

I dont have a set time schedule but similar shit for me, I just need to hear my balls slap up against her her wet sweaty ass.

$200 is what it can cost to go out btw

1. $20 for cab rider there or $20 for parking
2. $20 for cab back home
3. $20 for cover (go more then one spot then it adds up)
4. $8 dollar drinks (8-10 drinks) $80
5. $20+ on tips
6. $5-$8 late nite muchies
7. $25 clown face rolls


I have a good job and I am semi jacked and I do decent and pulling down girls but when I want to get laid, I want fucking pussy at my door in 30 minutes.

 

[calveless wonder]

I dont have a set time schedule but similar shit for me, I just need to hear my balls slap up against her her wet sweaty ass.

$200 is what it can cost to go out btw

1. $20 for cab rider there or $20 for parking
2. $20 for cab back home
3. $20 for cover (go more then one spot then it adds up)
4. $8 dollar drinks (8-10 drinks) $80
5. $20+ on tips
6. $5-$8 late nite muchies
7. $25 clown face rolls


I have a good job and I am semi jacked and I do decent and pulling down girls but when I want to get laid, I want fucking pussy at my door in 30 minutes.

drinks are only 8 bucks there? Fuckin overpriced garbage here. i'm at like $14 dollars for a kettle one and cran..$16-18 if it's goose

 

[jh1]

I dont have a set time schedule but similar shit for me, I just need to hear my balls slap up against her her wet sweaty ass.

$200 is what it can cost to go out btw

1. $20 for cab rider there or $20 for parking
2. $20 for cab back home
3. $20 for cover (go more then one spot then it adds up)
4. $8 dollar drinks (8-10 drinks) $80
5. $20+ on tips
6. $5-$8 late nite muchies
7. $25 clown face rolls


I have a good job and I am semi jacked and I do decent and pulling down girls but when I want to get laid, I want fucking pussy at my door in 30 minutes.

$200 to go out??!?!?!?!?

Shit I ain't no high roller and I live in the midwest and I can't leave my driveway without spending 2 bones.

Given night of going out hitting it up style for me is anywhere from 3-12 bones.... That's wihtout blow before someone gets all crazy in here with me.

 

[calveless wonder]

$200 to go out??!?!?!?!?

Shit I ain't no high roller and I live in the midwest and I can't leave my driveway without spending 2 bones.

Given night of going out hitting it up style for me is anywhere from 3-12 bones.... That's wihtout blow before someone gets all crazy in here with me.

Uh..how? You order a bunch of overpriced bottles?

I'd imagine drinks ain't so bad out there. I don't get it.

even the bottles themselves, must be MUCH cheaper.

fuckin $300 bucks for a 25-30 bottle of goose here...not including tip. some of the more hoppin places have 2 bottle minimums. retarded to spend that kind of money on a regular basis. usually the tourists dropping that type of dough

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

$200 to go out??!?!?!?!?

Shit I ain't no high roller and I live in the midwest and I can't leave my driveway without spending 2 bones.

Given night of going out hitting it up style for me is anywhere from 3-12 bones.... That's wihtout blow before someone gets all crazy in here with me.

thats on the low side of course

I was doing everything on the super cheap side bro

I didnt even mention bottle service..........

I didnt mention buying shots/drinks/rounds for friends

 

[jh1]

I need to be more thrifty and stash more money away... I spend it like its going outta stylezz

 

[calveless wonder]

i don't see how you can drop a G by yourself unless you're ordering champagne, which of coures changes alot.

when i spend 200-300, maybe 400 bucks just me i have a fuckin blast, a nice vip spot and end up drunk as fuck...and that's being excessive. and without other people really throwing in alot of dough.


you figure you get table service between 3-4 people + girls, get 2 bottles you're dropping 200 each.

 

[jnevin]

I'll spend maybe $200 at a dive bar if I'm buying jager bombs for people playing pool. You can't get bottle service in Utah (liquor) but I've spent well over a thousand buying wine or teh bubbly at somada noice places here.

 

[Wulfgar]

lol @ this thread
there is bound to be a few guys now who see the light in goin out and buyin a pro rather than the crapshooot of possibly fucking a sloppy drunk club slut

 

[GoldenDelicious]

holy God @ the amount of money you guys spend when you go out

you need to come to adelaide, australia...drinks cost 3.50-6.50. women are everywhere, your chances of getting laid are stupendously high - and ive seen pics of some of the chicks you guys are picking up, and really, this is where you want to be

a big night costs me about $60

fancy spending 200-300 bucks jsut to go out, f that