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would you toss nevrbufenufgirl's salad?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Gambino
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toss girl's salad?

  • fuk yea i'd be on that shite like tygra88 on a hooker

    Votes: 24 80.0%

  • no, I wouldn't touch that wrecthed poop shute...

    Votes: 5 16.7%
  • Total voters
    30
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Gambino

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I would aggressively tounge lash her delicate puckered clam
 
overwhelming response, just like I expected...such a fine arse in need of a solid lashing
 
Wild dogs and a firehose couldn't detach my tongue from that bootyhole.

(becoming's avatar could though)
 
Dial_tone said:
Wild dogs and a firehose couldn't detach my tongue from that bootyhole.

(becoming's avatar could though)
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becoming's avatar is hott, though I haven't seen her face...nvrbuff has a pretty face and a phat azz to boot...study that arse, perfect pear like shape :licker:
 
strangebrew said:
You mean if she wasn't a dude?
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bbf has verified her womaninly existence, plus she has posted a few pics...i believe she is who she claims...
 
Gambino said:
becoming's avatar is hott, though I haven't seen her face...nvrbuff has a pretty face and a phat azz to boot...study that arse, perfect pear like shape :licker:
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well, nvrbuttfuckedenuffgirl doesn't do brothas, so I got no shot with her (although she's very nice and really a woman). Hell, I got next to no shot with BA either but a guy's gotta have dreams, mang.
 
Dial_tone said:
well, nvrbuttfuckedenuffgirl doesn't do brothas, so I got no shot with her (although she's very nice and really a woman). Hell, I got next to no shot with BA either but a guy's gotta have dreams, mang.
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doesn't do brothas? that's a fuking rarity, most white chicas are all about brothas...
 
My tongue would be so deep into that buttsteak i'd probably dislocate my jaw just get that extra 1/4 inch of depth.
 
Whoa

I'm surprised at how many guys on here are willing to give tongue-to-butt to a Federal Agent.

But then again you guys are probably Feds too, helping to shore up the rep of the lead dude.

Or something.





Except Dial_Tone. He's just one horny, freaky bastard.
 
Wow, didnt know we had so many gay dudes among us. Sorry but I wouldnt lick some guy's asshole...
 
For those of you who say yes..

who would toss her salad within 5 minutes of her taking a juicy dump?
 
Hmmm...well I know she is a chick, she is hot, and has pretty much a perfact ass so this is a no-brainer.
 
ok I'll dump this thread to the Sheets board. If we had a gay board, I'd throw this garbage there.
 
Gambino said:
doesn't do brothas? that's a fuking rarity, most white chicas are all about brothas...
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I'm not racists in any way but I've yet to see a black man whom I have found attractive. I'm not white by the way. I'm hispanic. :)
 
sorerotators said:
I'd tickle her tonsil's...shit that's been said...well, hell ya!
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You should of meet me back in May when I was in GR. We could of at least checked out some not so bad looking GR strippers at that place behind the mall. I forget the name of it. There was only one cute girl in the entire place though.
 
BTW, I'm not into having my ass licked. Although I've never experienced it so I don't actually know. I just don't think I could let someone do it to me. I have however done it to my boyfriend.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
BTW, I'm not into having my ass licked. Although I've never experienced it so I don't actually know. I just don't think I could let someone do it to me. I have however done it to my boyfriend.
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If you were mine, I'd highly recommending letting me lick your sweet ass. If you met my mouth, you might consider it.

Props about being open-minded sexually though.

:chomp:
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
You should of meet me back in May when I was in GR. We could of at least checked out some not so bad looking GR strippers at that place behind the mall. I forget the name of it. There was only one cute girl in the entire place though.
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Haha, that was Sensations NBG. I was in there a couple weeks ago for a party. And i'll be damned you are right, very average girls. Used to be some really nice ones there.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
BTW, I'm not into having my ass licked. Although I've never experienced it so I don't actually know. I just don't think I could let someone do it to me. I have however done it to my boyfriend.
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That just aint right. You WOULD like it and you WOULD want it done often. I saw your post about anal sex. Licking is the best way to relax and get a girl ready. So how do you get ready for anal? Or do you just grin and bear it, HAHA.

And nice avatar! Sexy!
 
sorerotators said:
Haha, that was Sensations NBG. I was in there a couple weeks ago for a party. And i'll be damned you are right, very average girls. Used to be some really nice ones there.
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Not only are the girls average but their drinks suck. They aren't very strong at all. Even when you get doubles.

I may be out there again in the future. Are there better strip clubs out there or is that considered one of the best for the area?
 
sorerotators said:
That just aint right. You WOULD like it and you WOULD want it done often. I saw your post about anal sex. Licking is the best way to relax and get a girl ready. So how do you get ready for anal? Or do you just grin and bear it, HAHA.

And nice avatar! Sexy!
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Nowadays, I'd take anal anyway it came. Even without lube. My boyfriend isn't into anal as I am.

As far as getting ready for anal, I don't really do anything special to get ready. Use some lube and I'm ready. :) The initial pain is pleasureable in a weird type of way to me. Besides it only lasts a few minutes, the pain that is.
 
if thats her in that avatar, id stick my toung so deep in her asshole she would have a tickle in her throat.
 
plowboy said:
if thats her in that avatar, id stick my toung so deep in her asshole she would have a tickle in her throat.
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Now that's the spirit, homie.....

Dig so deep in her ass that even she doesn't know where her asshole ends and where your tongue begins.

:lmao:

:chomp:
 
Gambino said:
bbf has verified her womaninly existence, plus she has posted a few pics...i believe she is who she claims...
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where is link to the pics? I have seen her beautiful ass in the avataras, I have even asked her to show me more pics, but I have only seen the averlamars.
 
There was a larger pic up this morning, and I've seen plenty that are no longer posted.
 
Dial_tone said:
There was a larger pic up this morning, and I've seen plenty that are no longer posted.
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For the record, those were not posted here on Elite. It was on another board, but nonetheless, Dial_Tone and a few others from here saw over 100 pics of me, my special friends, and my boyfriend and I. However, they are no longer up on that board.
 
TRUEsoldier said:
just tell me when and where, dont even have to ask if!!!! thats a gimmie
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Hold on big bro.....

you need to control your desires, don't let them control you.........

it's the only way to have it "your" way.

:chomp:
 
DIVISION said:
Hold on big bro.....

you need to control your desires, don't let them control you.........

it's the only way to have it "your" way.

:chomp:
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uh, 7 months in hell, ring a bell, fuck contol over desires, youd have to beat me off with a stick to stop this dawg!!!, And belive me its only MY way!!! thats how they like it it anyways
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Not only are the girls average but their drinks suck. They aren't very strong at all. Even when you get doubles.

I may be out there again in the future. Are there better strip clubs out there or is that considered one of the best for the area?
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Unfortunately thats probably considered the best in GR. Theres a couple other lower class joints. GR is a small town you know, lol.

Couple times are year we go down to kalamazoo (south of GR) for a hockey game and visit Deja VU. Above average girls there. Decent drinks.
 
Until the End of Time....

TRUEsoldier said:
uh, 7 months in hell, ring a bell, fuck contol over desires, youd have to beat me off with a stick to stop this dawg!!!, And belive me its only MY way!!! thats how they like it it anyways
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You know me.....I've been there, bro.

For me it's all about control........if I can control my desires, I always have the upper hand with women.....ALWAYS.

Until the end.....

:chomp:
 
Once Again......

DIVISION said:
You know me.....I've been there, bro.

For me it's all about control........if I can control my desires, I always have the upper hand with women.....ALWAYS.

Until the end.....
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:chomp:
 
I am not at all familiar with her salad shooter, or it's level of hygenic appeal, so that being said, I would say no.

However, under the right circumstances, I'd give it a go. ;)
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I am not at all familiar with her salad shooter, or it's level of hygenic appeal, so that being said, I would say no.

However, under the right circumstances, I'd give it a go. ;)
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How bout I vouch for her ass being clean........is that enough for you to tongue her ass?

:lmao:
 
DIVISION said:
How bout I vouch for her ass being clean........is that enough for you to tongue her ass?

:lmao:
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I take it you've seen her ass?
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I take it you've seen her ass?
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I can neither confirm nor deny having seen said woman's bootyliciousness.

It will remain......unknown until the end of time.

Hope this helps.

DIV

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nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Only in pictures I had in my avatar.
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Your pink panties pic is very fine, looks like something outta Playboy.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
My boyfriend is a great photographer! I was undressing after coming home from the gym in that picture.
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Get him to keep taking more pics, and maybe he'll go somewhere with that talent. And feel free to post up some of the best ones. ;)
 
He does take lots of pictures. I'm not allowed to post any of them though. We had over 100 pics posted on another board until a few months ago.

Talk to DT, maybe he can hook you up with the pics he saw on the other board.
 
uhhhhhh

nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
He does take lots of pictures. I'm not allowed to post any of them though. We had over 100 pics posted on another board until a few months ago.

Talk to DT, maybe he can hook you up with the pics he saw on the other board.
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Who cares about pics?

The real conversation is about which of us will get the opportunnity to fuck you.

Pics? Pics? who the fuck cares about some fucking pics?

Some of you need to get real about things......stop begging for handouts and get to what it's all about.

:rolleyes:

DIV
 
Re: uhhhhhh

DIVISION said:
Who cares about pics?

The real conversation is about which of us will get the opportunnity to fuck you.

Pics? Pics? who the fuck cares about some fucking pics?

Some of you need to get real about things......stop begging for handouts and get to what it's all about.
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Robert_Jan still hasn't got the point......

:rolleyes:

DIV
 
Re: uhhhhhh

DIVISION said:
Who cares about pics?

The real conversation is about which of us will get the opportunnity to fuck you.

Pics? Pics? who the fuck cares about some fucking pics?

Some of you need to get real about things......stop begging for handouts and get to what it's all about.

:rolleyes:

DIV
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I assure you no one here will ever get to fuck me!
 
Re: uhhhhhh

nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I assure you no one here will ever get to fuck me!
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Nvr, you just shattered all of his hops and dreams. At least give him a hypothetical situation, like a nuclear war just started, you are really horny and he is the only guy in the same building with you, but the power is out and its all electronic doors so you can't get outside to find another guy, etc. Give him some hope at least.
 
Re: uhhhhhh

BodyByFinaplix said:
Nvr, you just shattered all of his hops and dreams. At least give him a hypothetical situation, like a nuclear war just started, you are really horny and he is the only guy in the same building with you, but the power is out and its all electronic doors so you can't get outside to find another guy, etc. Give him some hope at least.
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Why?
 
Re: uhhhhhh

BodyByFinaplix said:
Nvr, you just shattered all of his hops and dreams. At least give him a hypothetical situation, like a nuclear war just started, you are really horny and he is the only guy in the same building with you, but the power is out and its all electronic doors so you can't get outside to find another guy, etc. Give him some hope at least.
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Relax, before I get EFANTON to change your username to : FinaPet....

:lmao:
 
Re: uhhhhhh

nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Why?
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Because my dear... hope is was gives us the will to go on. It is the driving force behind humanity. Hope is the denial of reality.
 
Re: uhhhhhh

BodyByFinaplix said:
Because my dear... hope is was gives us the will to go on. It is the driving force behind humanity. Hope is the denial of reality.
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He's right. Hope gives us something to aspire to.......something to strive for...

:chomp:
 
Re: uhhhhhh

BodyByFinaplix said:
Because my dear... hope is was gives us the will to go on. It is the driving force behind humanity. Hope is the denial of reality.
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nah, I find it as a challenge more than anything

and calm down nvr...I am more talking about other situations, where I am told I cant have it, not this situation ;)

I feel that when I am told I cant have it, it is now a challenge to show those same people I CAN if I really want it!!

Peace
 
Oooh hispanic huh? Yum. I'm not sure if i'd eat ass but def. show her a good time. wink wink nudge nudge.
 
Re: uhhhhhh

nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I assure you no one here will ever get to fuck me!
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:lmao:


Haven't you ever read that guys pay more attention to a girl's actions rather than her words?

You have to show you mean it. ;)
 
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