don't show me no titty if it ain't got a kitty
don't show me the stuff if it aint got a muff
she ain't a fox if she don't got a box
I'll pass on those hips if she ain't born with four lips
I ain't touchin' no tit if it don't come with a clit
your titties may match, but whats required is snatch
that makeup's a lie, if all you have is brown eye
so get out the door, if you can't spread like a whore
'cause I'd do any slut before I'd ram a stink butt
and I only like tush when its served with a bush!