Okay, lemme get this straight:
1. You liked her until you touched her?
2. I am forced to assume you are not blind, so you must have known what she looked like, so you LIKED what you saw, just not what you touched.
Well, dear, I'm sorry to inform you, you are absolutely, definitely the "GEIGH." Treat yourself to a large cucumber and a tub of crisco and just get over it.
Incidentally, when exactly did you get a chance to wrap a tape measure around said female?