Would this get one laid?

[PIGEON-RAT]

i once told a girl who offered to buy me a drink (modern times anyone...)
who i didn't find very interesting

that it wasn't a good idea because I was already a bit smashed.

That was weird, in retrospect

haha you ARE a nerd.

But that's not too bad. I was at a bar last week and this girl was all over me. They had couches in this place, trendy West Village bar, and I'm sitting on one and this chick is next to me talking to me, putting her legs over mine and stuff. Then I tell her I'm going to drain the lizard, and she follows me to the bathroom, then tries to come in. I was like "Whoa, this is the men's bathroom" and then she must've died a little inside when I closed the door.

I didn't care because I wasn't particularly interested in this girl, I was pursuing someone else. Plus I really had to piss. But I bet she would've tasted my sack in there if I let her in. In retrospect I probably should have.

 

[jerseyart]

Robert.

Truthfully, I am uncomfortable with offering any suggestion which might actually aid you in reproducing.

But in an along the lines of "nah nah, I'm smarter than you" sort of way let me make the following suggestion.

Don't invite her back for sex, unless the conversation has already traveled along that path. You don't need to spell out why she is going back to your place. Even if she has an IQ of 40 she knows enough to understand what you're inviting her to do. Let her keep her dignity Find any lame ass reason to justify inviting her back to your place.

And lay the groundwork unless you just want to sleep with whichever skank offers herself up to the first guy who offfers her a kiss and a tickle

 

[Robert Jan]

Robert.

Truthfully, I am uncomfortable with offering any suggestion which might actually aid you in reproducing.

But in an along the lines of "nah nah, I'm smarter than you" sort of way let me make the following suggestion.

Don't invite her back for sex, unless the conversation has already traveled along that path. You don't need to spell out why she is going back to your place. Even if she has an IQ of 40 she knows enough to understand what you're inviting her to do. Let her keep her dignity Find any lame ass reason to justify inviting her back to your place.

And lay the groundwork unless you just want to sleep with whichever skank offers herself up to the first guy who offfers her a kiss and a tickle

I guess I could invite for a game of backgammon at my place

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I guess I could invite for a game of backgammon at my place

WTF? If I think they are ready to fuck me... I just ask "Are you ready to get out of here?" or something along those lines and nod my head towards the door.

 

[curling]

Wodin is bigger. Curling would think of some reason why wearing a fanny pack is a sin

Not a sin other than looking like a fag. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a funny pack. Dang, I can't believe ya'll would think I looked that old.

 

[Debaser]

Then I guess I'm a nasty, arrogan peson as I've walked away when guys have hit on me before. It makes me feel uncomfortable when guys hit on me actually. I get embarassed, I guess. Sometimes I just turn my head and pretend I don't speak English so I have no clue what they have said.

You are a good nerd, I think.

Isn't it a lot less ruthless and a little more human to say, "not interested." That could normally be a really shy guy trying to break out of his shell and you just set him back a couple years.

There are ways to handle girls with that attitude as well. If I find a girl like that, I make it my goal to fuck them that night (consensual of course). I also make it my goal to bust a nut, not please them whatsoever, and never call them again. This usually knocks them down a peg.

Maybe it's because I used to be that shy guy that got rejected by girls, and this is a form of revenge Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're the worst person in the world, but you shouldn't try to make someone feel like shit because they're attracted to you...hell that's a fucking compliment.

 

[jerseyart]

Pretty healthy attitude there debaser.

So, shes a meanie for walking away from a proposal, but you justify your actions because some other girls in the past weren't nice to you?


About par for this board.

 

[Debaser]

Pretty healthy attitude there debaser.

So, shes a meanie for walking away from a proposal, but you justify your actions because some other girls in the past weren't nice to you?


About par for this board.

No, but girls that think they have a right to treat others like shit simply because they look good need to be shown that they're really just insecure sluts.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

that was awful, RJ.

coming across as a very negative person. washer/dryer music? why the hell are you there then? glasses that arent made out of glass? they hold the drink! its the type of place you went to! diluted beer? come on. i dont believe that beer is diluted in clubs.

heck not only are you coming across as negative, you dont sound like youre much fun, either. fussy, too.

theres a million ways to pick up girls, no need to talk about them here, but that one will only work if the girl really really wants you anyway, because, wow, it stinks.

sorry if that came out rough, LOL, but if some girl said something like that to me, id take a quick look at her arse to see if there was a pole sticking out

 

[from zero]

No, but girls that think they have a right to treat others like shit simply because they look good need to be shown that they're really just insecure sluts.

Hahahaha


Get ready for a shitstorm from all the women on this board, orb.