Would this get one laid?

[Buddy_Christ]

NO! I have a boyfriend you know.

i know you have a boyfriend, but i still had to ask cause you never know.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

tell anabolicMD we miss him. Sometimes.

Well he isn't my boyfriend but I did speak with him the other day. He found a new board to hang out at and spew his nonsense.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

i know you have a boyfriend, but i still had to ask cause you never know.

Whether I had a boyfriend or not, it wouldn't matter. I still wouldn't do him or anyone else. Casual sex isn't for me.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Whether I had a boyfriend or not, it wouldn't matter. I still wouldn't do him or anyone else. Casual sex isn't for me.

you want me to call the dirty old man and tell him to knock it off then?

 

[Razorguns]

The fact that you said "washer/dryer" music -- means that i would've been putty in your hands as soon as i heard your hillarious wit of words there!!! But i dont think you want me.

 

[MAX 300]

How about just getting real drunk and then walking up to the nearest chick and hollering: "Heyyyy Babby, u're reaaallly beaudiful, so u wanna fuck?"

Hasn't worked for me yet though...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

try it and report back to us of it works....

 

[Mr. dB]

I haven't tested it yet

You're in a club.

You tell this hot girl,

"What if we stopped jumping around listening to this washer-dryer noise, got out of this smoke and sweat, went over to my place, drank a cold beer that hasn't been diluted, out of a glass made out of glass, put on some music we actually like, and pulled an all nighter?"

wonder what would happen

Depends on what it sounds like in Dutch I guess...

 

[BileStew]

RJ, screw the small talk dude. Just carry a can of ether or some roofies.

Case solved.

 

[Tiervexx]

Wodin is bigger. Curling would think of some reason why wearing a fanny pack is a sin

LMAO