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Women, do you make fun of each other over small boobs?

Fast Twitch Fiber

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OK, I hear men AND women making small penis jokes all the time. Men do it to each other more than women. However, I never hear women make fun of each other for small boobs. Where are the small tit jokes? Even when I hear other guys talking about a woman being flat it's usually followed by the phrase "but she's got a nice ass" so there's at least some redemption.

I can't think of any small boob jokes. It's not fair. I demand equal opportunity teasing!
 
I like small boobs.
 
I don't know any jokes per se, but I have commented on how tiny someone's boobs were/are......... Being part of the TTTC (teeny tiny tittie committee)
 
I`m an ass man. The boobs are extra. If there near my mouth, I`ll bite.
 
jenscats5 said:
I don't know any jokes per se, but I have commented on how tiny someone's boobs were/are......... Being part of the TTTC (teeny tiny tittie committee)

you might be in the same parent group as my ex: The IBTC (itty bitty titty commitee)
 
ChefWide said:
you might be in the same parent group as my ex: The IBTC (itty bitty titty commitee)

I've heard that one too....

However, I am a D-cup....naturally
 
ChefWide said:
you might be in the same parent group as my ex: The IBTC (itty bitty titty commitee)

i have a tshirt that says that.
its the irony thats funny.
i have NEVER made fun of another woman's breast size and never would. even if she made fun of herself first, i wouldn't.
 
Sugarplum said:
i have a tshirt that says that.
its the irony thats funny.
i have NEVER made fun of another woman's breast size and never would. even if she made fun of herself first, i wouldn't.

But would you make fun of a man with a small penis?
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
But would you make fun of a man with a small penis?

to his face? no.
with my girlfriends? of course.
 
I used to work with a pretty talented chef, worked for me part time catering. He constantly, and I mean in front of ladies, strangers, whathave you, CONSTANTLY joked about what a little pecker he had:

"yea, really gave it the missus last night, slowly slipped the first inch in then HAMMERED the second inch home!"

"My wife asked me if we could do something different tonight: she could orgasm and I could try to fuck like a man."

"... then she said, 'that looks like a dick, only smaller'..."

"She said, 'Give me eight inches and make it hurt' so I fucked her four times and slugged her in the throat."

"...so I said, 'It is in,'..."



He would go on and on... Pretty good looking guy, great shape, good chef, never got an ounce of leg from one of the hot part time waitstaff... and at a catering company, if your a chef, single and not totally greusome, you ARE getting some, regularly.
 
I tease my self about my "lack of boobs" more than other women tease me...
Saying things like:

"Quit picking on the flat chick"
or if someone is staring in our direction...I would say... "Oh! They are just trying to find my clevage...it will take awhile."
"In 20 years...mine will still be perky, while yours are going to be sagging fun bags."

Sometimes around women it is easier to use yourself as a butt of a joke other than someone else, because depending on the day or the mood, they might not think it is so funny...or take it personal.
 
Sugarplum said:
to his face? no.
with my girlfriends? of course.

Hahaha. At least your honest.
 
awittyusername said:
I like whatever the size boobs that are on the girl that will give me sex w/the least amount of bullshit

LMAO!!
 
They do. I hear them do it. My sister has big breasts and she will always comment on a girls small breasts when she feels inferior and has to shoot her down to her perceived own level. Which is not all that often. but whenever that situation occurs she does.

Same thing if theirs are not natural.
 
I have poked fun at girls that i dont like with small boobs if they were really ugly to go with it.

i am 36 b and i consider mine small; so I try not to make fun of people.

I'm with sugarplum on the making comments about guys thing yeah i do it with girls and have commented to a few guys their thing was small.
 
Dakotah said:
I'm with sugarplum on the making comments about guys thing yeah i do it with girls and have commented to a few guys their thing was small.

lol... did they hang themselves after that?
 
This post just proves that many grown-ups still haven't matured past the small school child age. I don't associate or hang around people that have to run down others in order to feel better about themselves.
 
Sugarplum said:
lol... did they hang themselves after that?

not sure cuase they werent any use to me. Although they found out quickly that they werent good use to alot of the females they came in contact with after as well word of mouth travles quickly and well
:evil: :evil:
 
Dakotah said:
not sure cuase they werent any use to me. Although they found out quickly that they werent good use to alot of the females they came in contact with after as well word of mouth travles quickly and well
:evil: :evil:

oh man women are finally crueller than men. Men wouldn't do this shit to women. Of course the tits thing doesn't apply because people can see that but say there was something up with her pussy or something I dont think most men would start telling everybody and think if she kills herself shes no use to anyone anyway. Even if you say you are joking im still shocked thats just not shit to joke about IMO
 
biteme said:
This post just proves that many grown-ups still haven't matured past the small school child age. I don't associate or hang around people that have to run down others in order to feel better about themselves.
You're so right... Made me stop and think there.

I know btw that im not "mature" at all but i can see the truth in this
 
Dakotah said:
not sure cuase they werent any use to me. Although they found out quickly that they werent good use to alot of the females they came in contact with after as well word of mouth travles quickly and well
:evil: :evil:
That's horrible...
 
Sugarplum said:
to his face? no.
with my girlfriends? of course.


This just says to say how much worse it is for a guy to have a small penis than for a girl to have small tits.

I suppose this also answers the "does size matter" question.
Especially with the evidence from the story about the chef,
and with what Dakotah said about the women and their gossip.

damn, that is just cruel.
 
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Robert Jan said:
They do. I hear them do it. My sister has big breasts and she will always comment on a girls small breasts when she feels inferior and has to shoot her down to her perceived own level. Which is not all that often. but whenever that situation occurs she does.

Same thing if theirs are not natural.

I have actually heard this before too. usually it is the insecure girls who are a little chunkier than the hot skinny chicks, that will compensate for their insecurity by saying, "well at least I actually have a good set of tits"

so I dont know if they joke in a humorous way about small boobs, maybe more so in angst while picking on one of their rivals.
 
Sometimes I wish I had less bustline to deal with. Clothes would fit a little better and I'd be more comfy running. My sister has a huge chest and hates it so I can't really imagine making fun of another woman about them being small.
 
fyxgel2 said:
I have actually heard this before too. usually it is the insecure girls who are a little chunkier than the hot skinny chicks, that will compensate for their insecurity by saying, "well at least I actually have a good set of tits"

so I dont know if they joke in a humorous way about small boobs, maybe more so in angst while picking on one of their rivals.

i'm not a hot skinny chick and i'd never make fun of another woman's chest. i don't even like hearing a woman make fun of her own chest.
i know what it feels like to be unhappy with your looks. i once lost 100 lbs in a year. too thin, to fat, too flat... i hate to see women not proud of their looks.
 
Sugarplum said:
i'm not a hot skinny chick and i'd never make fun of another woman's chest.
You ain't skinny, but you are hot...and I'm gonna Red K you if I see you say other wise! :rose:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
You ain't skinny, but you are hot...and I'm gonna Red K you if I see you say other wise! :rose:

lol.. ok, thanks.
 
fyxgel2 said:
I have actually heard this before too. usually it is the insecure girls who are a little chunkier than the hot skinny chicks, that will compensate for their insecurity by saying, "well at least I actually have a good set of tits"


negative, you'd be stunned how insecure really really hot chicks can be if they're used to getting all the attention and another hot chick enters the room.

(these things are hard to generalize about though)
 
Not to change the subject but do you women find that friends with bigger boobs get more attention from men than you ladies with the smaller ones?
 
Dakotah said:
not sure cuase they werent any use to me. Although they found out quickly that they werent good use to alot of the females they came in contact with after as well word of mouth travles quickly and well
:evil: :evil:

So...........how does it feel to be a piece of crap?
 
Testosterone boy said:
So...........how does it feel to be a piece of crap?
Are you making that comment directed towards me as being the peice of crap? :confused:
 
Robert Jan said:
They do. I hear them do it. My sister has big breasts and she will always comment on a girls small breasts when she feels inferior and has to shoot her down to her perceived own level. Which is not all that often. but whenever that situation occurs she does.

Same thing if theirs are not natural.



your sister has big breasts eh?


:flash:
 
Dakotah said:
Are you making that comment directed towards me as being the peice of crap? :confused:

Yes, I'm sure that comment was directed at you. So answer the question please. Thanks in advance.
 
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go up to a girl with small boobs and be like, "i gotta joke that will knock your tits off. oh sorry, i see you've already heard it"
 
Dakotah said:
I'm with sugarplum on the making comments about guys thing yeah i do it with girls and have commented to a few guys their thing was small.
Sugarplum said:
lol... did they hang themselves after that?


Hang themselves? That's not the republican way, my dear.



.
 
Why on earth would I make fun of a woman for an enviable trait?

There is NOTHING like beautiful perky titties....
 
MrMuscle said:
shit, that would sting.
A FEW too. not once by accident but a FEW as in MORE than one.

Can you imagine a guy when a girl undresses look at her and go on second thought, lets have the lights off! or soemthing like that

and not once but do that to several girls

Im furious here. It's not like these poor guys didn't know theirs was small either theyve probably known it damn well for all of their lives.

very disturbing
 
I would never comment on the size of a man's penis, unless it was really large. (I'm small and would let him know he is going to have to REALLY be careful.)

I could care less about the size of a man's penis (if a woman knew anything about the art of love then she wouldn't either). It is all about his overall skill.

I WOULD, however, comment on a man's lack of skill - no questions asked.
 
Werd said:
I would never comment on the size of a man's penis, unless it was really large. (I'm small and would let him know he is going to have to REALLY be careful.)

I could care less about the size of a man's penis (if a woman knew anything about the art of love then she wouldn't either). It is all about his overall skill.

I WOULD, however, comment on a man's lack of skill - no questions asked.

Lol

"Dude, you suck!"

thats more fair though because he can work on that. In fact its wrong to tell somebody who sucks he is good. that way hell never improve.
 
Robert Jan said:
Lol

"Dude, you suck!"

thats more fair though because he can work on that. In fact its wrong to tell somebody who sucks he is good. that way hell never improve.


Actually, it would be more like -

"Dude - lemme show you where the CLIT is... suck THIS and do it gently..." Then we would move onto pussy, asshole, etc, etc, etc LOL

I am pushing 40 and there is still so much to learn! :p

How anyone could make fun of another's body, especially for something that they can not (or do not WANT) to change is completely beyond the realm of my comprehension and totally juvenile; akin to making fun of glasses, height, etc... I should think the teaser has some SERIOUS hang-ups about their own bodies.

Big boobs and Big penises are about as much of a "feather in one's cap" as Big toes if one is horrible in the sack.

Then again this is only my .02
 
Werd said:
Actually, it would be more like -

"Dude - lemme show you where the CLIT is... suck THIS and do it gently..." Then we would move onto pussy, asshole, etc, etc, etc LOL

I am pushing 40 and there is still so much to learn! :p

How anyone could make fun of another's body, especially for something that they can not (or do not WANT) to change is completely beyond the realm of my comprehension and totally juvenile; akin to making fun of glasses, height, etc... I should think the teaser has some SERIOUS hang-ups about their own bodies.

Big boobs and Big penises are about as much of a "feather in one's cap" as Big toes if one is horrible in the sack.

Then again this is only my .02

I cant imagine somebody seriously not knowing where the clit is or what to do with it. I figured out this was vital information about when I was 12 and found the information on it soon later. Not to use it for years after of course but how can you be a grown man and not know
 
Robert Jan said:
I cant imagine somebody seriously not knowing where the clit is or what to do with it. I figured out this was vital information about when I was 12 and found the information on it soon later. Not to use it for years after of course but how can you be a grown man and not know


My ex is nearing mid 40's and STILL hasn't a clue. I dont think he has ever seen one up close and personal, let alone sucked on one effectively.

*shakes head*

Still wondering how it was that I managed to stay "happily married" for over a decade. :rolleyes:
 
I can't do that...mine are 38C and I would never make fun of someone who didn't have them or where smaller then mine. I do have friends that tease me about my breast size but not in a mean way .
 
u know, i dont really see a point in making fun of girls with small boobs either. I dont think that boobs really make or break the body. They can be a nice touch to an already beautiful woman, but besides that, they arent really THAT big a deal. Like not enough of a deal to get implants, unless you are like a model or need them for your career and think that they would help (IMO).
 
Women with a nice round hard ass that sticks out and no tits whatsoever
like not even an A

then good implants are really worth it

but most american surgeons do shitty boobjobs to my taste
but americans seem to like that look
Theres times someone posts a pic on here and i think what a terrible boob job where the hell did that guy learn

and then everybody else posts she has perfect tits

They should look real IMO its really quite possible.
 
Robert Jan said:
Theres times someone posts a pic on here and i think what a terrible boob job where the hell did that guy learn

and then everybody else posts she has perfect tits

They should look real IMO its really quite possible.

i agree- implants that look fake aren't really all that nice, but to each his own. i wouldn't make fun of a girlfriend that looked like that either. my friends tease me about the size of mine, but its more flattery than insult.
 
my commenting to men had to do with my job i WAS doing and they would just whip the fucker out and be like "you want this baby" then came my comment and there was once or twice that i ever said it to someone else outside of my work that i said they had small dicks and that was because we were all fighting; a group of us was fighting and i would just throw that in because their women admitted to us they had too small of dicks and that was one of the reasons they werent together anymore.


Besides im the type of person who doesnt give a shit what someone else thinks about anything i do - I am a good person and know what it feels like to have my feelings hurt. So before anyone else wants to say that i am a peice of crap -- think about it you werent there when these things happened so who are you to judge!!!!

In the profession i was in there are no rules!!!!
 
Dakotah said:
my commenting to men had to do with my job i WAS doing and they would just whip the fucker out and be like "you want this baby" then came my comment and there was once or twice that i ever said it to someone else outside of my work that i said they had small dicks and that was because we were all fighting; a group of us was fighting and i would just throw that in because their women admitted to us they had too small of dicks and that was one of the reasons they werent together anymore.


Besides im the type of person who doesnt give a shit what someone else thinks about anything i do - I am a good person and know what it feels like to have my feelings hurt. So before anyone else wants to say that i am a peice of crap -- think about it you werent there when these things happened so who are you to judge!!!!

In the profession i was in there are no rules!!!!

Uh...what profession are you talking about where guys whip their dicks out? :confused:
 
Werd said:
My ex is nearing mid 40's and STILL hasn't a clue. I dont think he has ever seen one up close and personal, let alone sucked on one effectively.

*shakes head*

Still wondering how it was that I managed to stay "happily married" for over a decade. :rolleyes:

You own some of that too though. I mean at no point did you say you know what would turn me on- do this or this or this like this?
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
Uh...what profession are you talking about where guys whip their dicks out? :confused:


Dancing in clubs !!!!

Got a problem with that?
 
I saw that on tv
like strip clubs but for women with men. Some big ripped guys with big dongs there.

fucking nasty women. I tell you your girl is nastier than you have EVER imagined if she lets go
 
Dakotah said:
Dancing in clubs !!!!

Got a problem with that?

You mean you didn't get the memo that sez that ALL dancers are whores? :rolleyes:

LOL

A little alcohol and it boggles the mind what sorts of behavior some peeps are capable of. :worried:
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
And guys whip their dicks out? In a club? Never seen that.
Well it depends on the club and where its at and who is paying attention to what is going on.
It does happen and will continue to happen until managers of the clubs and their staff change their scandalous ways.
It is not easy being a straight laced dancer who is trying to live honestly without the bad influences like drinking and drugging and men being little whores to us. If we wanted them to whip their dicks out then their would be a sign on the walls saying its ok.

I worked at these types of clubs when i first started 4 and a half years ago and i didnt know any different as far as what the legit clubs are or were.
 
Dakotah said:
It is not easy being a straight laced dancer who is trying to live honestly without the bad influences like drinking and drugging and men being little whores to us. If we wanted them to whip their dicks out then their would be a sign on the walls saying its ok.


WERD





LOL... Dakotah, didn't you get the fucking memo, I said?

ALL DANCERS ARE STRAIGHT UP WHORES... :rolleyes:
 
Werd said:
WERD





LOL... Dakotah, didn't you get the fucking memo, I said?

ALL DANCERS ARE STRAIGHT UP WHORES... :rolleyes:



Im one pissed off woman right now actually and i really dont appreciate the comment i recieved in another thread.

If we are all whores then men really are because we only work at the club to take theirs and their womens money and some of us have nice homes and cars and god knows what else thanks to them and their families money.

The funny thing is when these men would whip their dicks out we always had them tossed after paying us 25 more dollars just for having to be subjected to their ignorance and smallness.

Yeah a little bit of alcohol does not mean act like the biggest ass on the planet.
Have fun without being retarded
 
Dakotah said:
Im one pissed off woman right now actually and i really dont appreciate the comment i recieved in another thread.

If we are all whores then men really are because we only work at the club to take theirs and their womens money and some of us have nice homes and cars and god knows what else thanks to them and their families money.

The funny thing is when these men would whip their dicks out we always had them tossed after paying us 25 more dollars just for having to be subjected to their ignorance and smallness.

Yeah a little bit of alcohol does not mean act like the biggest ass on the planet.
Have fun without being retarded

You are one bitter chick. It sounds like you don't enjoy your job. :worried:
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
You are one bitter chick. It sounds like you don't enjoy your job. :worried:


I didnt that is why i no longer do it

Since i have left that job i have been more happy than i have ever been in my whole life.
I have the man that i have dreamed about since i was a little girl, i have a beautiful home and a good couple of different jobs. I feel like i can lift my head in public now without feeling as if they are judging me at first glance.

I was coaxed into dancing by my ex husband. I am very bitter with him and all men who go to strip clubs because i have seen how they act even behind curtains - they act all innocent and then think that i am some peice of meat and that there are no rules for them. WRONG!!! All the rules are on them and we have our own rules for ourselves. Mine always was DONT TOUCH and DONT THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING; HAVE RESPECT!


Now that that part of my life has passed it doesnt affect me like it used to. I love being around people who show respect and expect respect in return
 
YOU GO GIRL!!!

If you only knew (actually you DO know) the shit that was slung at me under my old handle (please do NOT post my old handle here... my ex still searches for me under it - I am not hiding from anyone on the web EXCEPT him and his retarded dogs - this is why I do not post pics anymore and I do not email pics to peeps unless I am certain they are not connected to my ex) because I openly admitted to having danced GO-GO in order to support myself and several children after I kicked my abusive ex to the curb and he refused to pay for jackshit.... I did end up stripping for TWO MONTHS - it was THE LONGEST two months of my life; an experience that changed me... for a long time and NOT for the better.

I think that Mr Fiber was actually one of the guys who seemed to enjoy bad-mouthing me the most. LOL

There were entire boards on the web that were actually dedicated to flaming my old handle - AS IF those ass-wipes actually knew ME.... hehehehehheeee Talk about the twilight zone. Some of the stories were so bizaare that I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

It's all good though... It's all good.

I did what I had to do to support my kids and pay my bills and I make no apologies to anyone nor do I feel ANY shame or embarrassment. If people only knew how many "decent women" danced at some point in their lives to pay their bills.

Yea - we are ALL alcohol and drug abusing straight up whores. It really sucks when a beautiful woman ignores a man with a small penis and an even smaller mind.... don't it?


But dont mind me. I am only a bitter old he-woman man hater nazi dyke militant bitch who got beaten with the ugly stick.


tee-hee
 
ChefWide said:
I like small boobs.

Same here, there is nothing like firm natural breasts! Most D cup chicks I've seen (even nude models and porn) have vainy tits with retarded looking nips.
 
I have never heard of a dick being whipped out in a strip joint.

Though I am sure that it periodically happens, I suspect some exaggerating going on.

I also possess a 13" woman pleaser.
 
Testosterone boy said:
I have never heard of a dick being whipped out in a strip joint.

Though I am sure that it periodically happens, I suspect some exaggerating going on.

I also possess a 13" woman pleaser.

Unless you have been to many different strip joints, different states and countries and have been there WORKING 7 hours at a clip several days p/week trust me when I tell you:

THERE AINT HARDLY NO EXAGGERATION GOING ON IN ANY COMMENT MADE BY DAKOTAH OR ME.

"The depths of disgusting" doesnt begin to describe the behavior of many "upstanding" men after having ingested a few drinks and who knows whatever other mindaltering substance, many STONE COLD SOBER. I could tell you stories that would make you vomit, someitmes laugh but most of all cry and make you shiver....

Yea, we are all just two-dollar whores void of any moral fiber and ALL humanity. I suppose that is what makes it easy for those "men" to behave the way they do... C'est nes pas?
 
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Robert Jan said:
Dont adress all men with that though

You dont see me in a strip club. If you ever do I will behave

Darlin'... this is strictly an "If the shoe fits" kind of a post. :heart:
 
Werd said:
YOU GO GIRL!!!

If you only knew (actually you DO know) the shit that was slung at me under my old handle (please do NOT post my old handle here... my ex still searches for me under it - I am not hiding from anyone on the web EXCEPT him and his retarded dogs - this is why I do not post pics anymore and I do not email pics to peeps unless I am certain they are not connected to my ex) because I openly admitted to having danced GO-GO in order to support myself and several children after I kicked my abusive ex to the curb and he refused to pay for jackshit.... I did end up stripping for TWO MONTHS - it was THE LONGEST two months of my life; an experience that changed me... for a long time and NOT for the better.

I think that Mr Fiber was actually one of the guys who seemed to enjoy bad-mouthing me the most. LOL

There were entire boards on the web that were actually dedicated to flaming my old handle - AS IF those ass-wipes actually knew ME.... hehehehehheeee Talk about the twilight zone. Some of the stories were so bizaare that I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

It's all good though... It's all good.

I did what I had to do to support my kids and pay my bills and I make no apologies to anyone nor do I feel ANY shame or embarrassment. If people only knew how many "decent women" danced at some point in their lives to pay their bills.

Yea - we are ALL alcohol and drug abusing straight up whores. It really sucks when a beautiful woman ignores a man with a small penis and an even smaller mind.... don't it?


But dont mind me. I am only a bitter old he-woman man hater nazi dyke militant bitch who got beaten with the ugly stick.


tee-hee

I'm being very nice to someone who has made fun of the size of my penis
 
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Werd said:
Unless you have been to many different strip joints, different states and countries and have been there WORKING 7 hours at a clip several days p/week trust me when I tell you:

how long did you strip?
 
Werd said:
I stated in my post - TWO MONTHS... longest two months of my life.

oh, sorry. i didn't see that.
i thought you had done it longer- it sounded like you had been around to a whole bunch of clubs.
I've been to one or two and had fun.
 
Back to the original issue, I never make fun of a woman's body unless she insults mine. I find small perky tits to be fine. I like women that are short and petite.
 
Sugarplum said:
oh, sorry. i didn't see that.
i thought you had done it longer- it sounded like you had been around to a whole bunch of clubs.
I've been to one or two and had fun.

I danced go-go for about 2 years...

I stripped for 2 months out of those 2 years.
 
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