tuc biscuit said:Just picture yourself or other women that you know.......and imagine that you thought and acted with reason, rationality, logic and about for the consequences of your actions....then you will have a reasonable understanding of men.
Mr. Black said:Aggrivating eh? Hmmm. I think it is you that is mistaken. When you break it down men are actually quite simple to understand.
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Mr. Black said:Oh sure...You know you want to show me your tits. Cum now and post em up![]()

dzulboy said:so much for being a nun
darn it.you know, I think barbell hit the nail on the head...men dont think like we do. They dont see that we need love and affection. They dont see any need of it unless it is sex time. I dunno....cmon guys.....show some love and affection.....we need it sometimes.barbell265 said:No...Men are creatures of logic and women are creatures of emotion. Period.
barbell265 said:SoKluless;
Not saying were insensitive, because were not. We do have the ability to be caring and intimate without having sex and being romantic as well. it's just that we do it much more frequently at the begining of a relationship than we do 2 years+ into a relationship. Men also are more reciprocal than initiatory. Meaning that we will do kind things that you like/want/enjoy when our needs/desires are met. For example, you blow me on the way to pick up the child at the sitters after work or pull the car over for a wham bam on the way home from work, or any other time just out of the blue; then we are happy and will buy flowers to say thank you, leave love notes on your car or the dining room table for you to find, etc. To put it bluntly never slow down on the sex and we will never slow down on showing you we appreciate the sex! That is the key to harmony between men and women. Another example, if you want a guy to comprimise or go shoping for shoes with you, blow him, swallow, smile and then ask. I promise you he will be much more willing to comply!
Later....
B.
Gymgurl said:
Very well explained in a man's way.....but very good no less
SoKlueles said:They are so aggrivating sometimes.....and I just dont get them...Im thinking of becoming a nun.

fsupat70 said:your not supposed to get them you are supposed to obey them and spread for them
Speak for yourself.bazuka said:Men are very simple and easy to understand. If you realize that we have four basic needs.
1 Need to eat
2 Need to poop
3 Need to sleep
4 Need to have sex
If we do anything different around you it's because we are trying to get into your pants. But that does not mean that we do not appreciate you.
Mr. Black said:Aggrivating eh? Hmmm. I think it is you that is mistaken. When you break it down men are actually quite simple to understand.
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to fuck you.
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
of understanding menSoKlueles said:
this is another reason why they give me a friggin headache...they all talk in circles and say alot.yap yap yap...and still say NOTHING whatsoever
Frackal said:
BEST POST EVER!!!
SoKlueles said:
Frackal do NOT support FSU......he is evil.......but I still want down his pants. Also, we do not yap endlessly....we pause sometime..... to sleep. so bite my butt
Gymgurl said:LOLOLOLOL......what do you guys say......
OWNED!!!
SoKlueles said:and then the Bjs stop......
Gymgurl said:That is not true!
You just go give them to someone else....lol
SoKlueles said:FED EX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
barbell265 said:
Did I mention I work for fed ex?
and have a 12" cock?
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