Wierd Things Your Penis Does

[Stryc-9]

...or how about waking up with an erection and having to go pee...?? Man - it is tough as hell to take a leak with an erection...you sort of have to push down on it - put not too much or you'll stop the flow...

...man I have some kind of urine fixation today - I wonder what Freud would say about this...

 

[Binky]

...or how about waking up with an erection and having to go pee...?? Man - it is tough as hell to take a leak with an erection...you sort of have to push down on it - put not too much or you'll stop the flow...

...man I have some kind of urine fixation today - I wonder what Freud would say about this...

Bwahahaha!!! I just taught my son this weekend
how to take a boner piss....It was one of those 'special'
parenting moments.

 

[frorider6]

Bwahahaha!!! I just taught my son this weekend
how to take a boner piss....It was one of those 'special'
parenting moments.

It's either sit and lean forward or stand and lean against the wall.

Or do what my brother did. Piss in the shower.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Bwahahaha!!! I just taught my son this weekend
how to take a boner piss....It was one of those 'special'
parenting moments.

one of my suitemates in college, would just go into the shower and do it - that way it wouldn't matter if it was up high on the wall or not.
he wouldn't take a shower, just would go over there, piss with a boner, and then go back to sleep.
very weird - and even more so when he does it while you are standing there brushing your teeth.

 

[Binky]

I don't want the little shit pissing in my shower so
I showed him the lean method.

 

[frorider6]

I don't want the little shit pissing in my shower so
I showed him the lean method.

In the middle of the night, I go for the sit and lean method. That way I don't have to turn on the lights to aim.

 

[Binky]

In the middle of the night, I go for the sit and lean method. That way I don't have to turn on the lights to aim.

So your one of those fruity guys who complains if I leave the
seat up????? Thought so.

 

[frorider6]

So your one of those fruity guys who complains if I leave the
seat up????? Thought so.

I have never fallen in the toilet. Even half, or fully, asleep I am capable of checking before I sit. I don't understand that about women.

 

[Binky]

I have never fallen in the toilet. Even half, or fully, asleep I am capable of checking before I sit. I don't understand that about women.

No Shit. They want equal rights??? Fine.
Take care of your own friggin toilet seat and kill
your own fargin bugs.

Women

 

[frorider6]

I say, if they don't want us to pee on the seat, they should leave the set up!